Have you heard those bitter jokes?

My mother came back from the supermarket to drive one night. It was dark, and when she backed up, she suddenly shouted. . . "Mama ah, the car in front of the unmanned. 。” I'm stunned. Take a closer look. . . It's a little black driving. . .

The joke of a foreigner in China

When I accompanied a Swedish customer to the Youth Exchange near Tibet Middle Road in People's Square, I was caught in the rush hour. The foreigner exclaimed, "My God, what festival is today in your country?" "Nothing is a festival."

"Is there any activity or football match today?"

"no"

"that. . . What the hell happened here? "

"just get off work. . 。”

The scene of "Burning Qiu Shaoyun" was performed in the department, and everyone used red silk as the flame. The higher the dance, the higher the "Qiu Shaoyun" was gradually covered ... I don't know whose "creativity" it was. When the "flame" subsided, everyone took a look-the actors changed! Black buddy lying on the stage!

My little nephew was sent to kindergarten when he was two years old. He spoke Mandarin after class and when he came home. However, after class, the children communicated in their hometown dialect, which led to my little nephew learning Mandarin with a strong local accent. It is very personal. As you can imagine in Shandong, it is very funny to open his mouth.

Later, he was transferred to the city to attend kindergarten. One day, the teacher found my sister and said, when you go back, teach your child Mandarin quickly. His Mandarin is not very standard.

my elder sister said, I know this problem, just correct it slowly.

The teacher said, you have to hurry up. Now half of the children in the class are talking like this ...