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Humorous sentences describing hot weather

1. Qiqi's wife suddenly said to me last night: Your Majesty, the male and female servants have one thing to ask! But it doesn't hurt to say it. Please put my servant in the cold, I can't stand it, it's too hot!

The puppy is so hot that it sticks out its tongue and keeps panting.

3, the weather is a bit sultry, and the outdoor temperature is constantly high. Seeing that you don't like going out, I'll give you a summer gift. Solve your loneliness, harass it from time to time and let you know mine. The gift is a mosquito, don't be too moved!

I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at the low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that a beautiful promise was too young.

It's so hot that the car is out of shape!

It was too hot to go out, and it rained today, so most of the holidays passed.

7. It's too hot recently. Seriously, even if my wife runs away with someone, I don't want to chase her.

8. It's sunny, but it's hot. I think I'm going into a coma.

9. I've just done it for a week and lost three pounds. I will succeed soon. I gained four pounds after studying. I started punching again today. It's too hot. After doing a set of other exercises, I feel like heatstroke and vomiting.

10, ask where it is so cold in the dormitory, and sell the housekeepers to buy air conditioners! Who is not hot in life since ancient times, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners!