Looking for some funny One Piece jokes?

1. In order to show his concern for his subordinates, Colonel Smoker suddenly entered the navy's basic cafeteria. In the cafeteria, he saw Kebi and Bellumeb standing in front of a large soup pot, and said : "Let me try this soup!"

"But..." Kirby said,

Smorg: "But what? Give me a spoon." . . As he said that, he took a big sip, and then cursed angrily: "Damn it! How can you give this to the navy?!!! This is simply water in the pot!"

Kerby: "I originally wanted to Tell you... But you have tasted it. Mathematics teacher Nami asked Luffy: "We are learning subtraction today! For example, your brother has five pieces of barbecue, but you secretly took 1 piece from there, how many pieces are left?"

Luffy : "Five dollars!"

Nami was angry: "Why five dollars? 5-1=4!"

Luffy: "Because I ate his barbecue , he will turn me into a barbecue!”

3. Before Arrita ate the slippery fruit, she went to Chopper's hospital for plastic surgery. Chopper told her: "Based on your situation, the full operation will cost 10 million beli, but after the operation you will definitely be great. The most beautiful woman on the voyage!"

Alita: "It's too expensive! Is there a cheaper way?"

Chopper: "Yes. There is a way for 500 Bei. It’s enough, and it’s enough to charm anyone!”

“Really! What method”

Chopa: “An eye wrinkle surgery and Alaba! Stan's veil."

4. Luffy: "Brother, let's play circus games, and I'll be the bear!"

Ace: "What about me?"

Luffy: "You I play the role of the big sister who plays with the big bear and keeps stuffing delicious food into my mouth!”

. . . . .

5. Luffy took Chopper to see a psychiatrist

Luffy told the doctor: "Chopper is a deer but he thinks he is a hen. It has been half a year!"

Doctor: "Ah! It's been half a year, why didn't you come earlier?"

Luffy: "Because I want to eat eggs!"

6. Zoro lost his way in the countryside. When he met a man plowing the field in the cornfield, he shouted unceremoniously: "Hey! Where does this road go?"

"I have never crossed it. Wherever it goes, it always stops at the same place."

"How far is it to the neighboring village?"

"It has never been measured."

Zolo was furious: "What do you know? You are the biggest fool I have ever seen!"

The man replied: "Although I am a fool, I am not lost!"

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7. Deceiver Bu raised a SOUTH-BIRD. This SOUTH-BIRD was very smart and soon learned arithmetic. Deceiver Bu was very proud and often showed off in front of his guests.

It is said that one day when Keya came to visit, the deceitful Buyou showed off and asked SOUTH-BIRD: "How much is 1 + 1?"

It answered: "2."

< p>Liar Bu asked again: "What about 1+2?" SOUTH-BIRD answered: "3."

Liar Bu asked again: "What about 1+3?" SOUTH-BIRD tilted his head and started thinking. .

The deceiver was afraid of making a fool of himself, so he said anxiously: "It's equal to 4, you don't know?"

Unexpectedly, SOUTH-BIRD said in surprise: "You have learned to answer quickly!"

8. Dusky asked Smoker: "What should I do if I step on a landmine while fighting on land?" Smoker was very angry: "*, what can I do? If I step on a mine, I will pay compensation according to the price. .”

9.

The Blackbeard Pirates were sailing on the sea. One night, a sailor suddenly noticed a light in the distance. He immediately reported to Blackbeard: "There is a ship not far away heading towards us. If we don't change the course, we will Collided!"

When Blackbeard heard this, he immediately called, "Call, call! I am Blackbeard, move your ship 10 degrees eastward immediately!" The other party replied: "Call, call! ! Please move 10 degrees to the west!" Blackbeard: "I am the famous Blackbeard Pirates, you dare to ask me to move!" The other party immediately said: "Take a look! I am a lighthouse, you can try it. ?”

10. Kebi and Belumeb received a reward order from Buddha’s Warring States: if they catch a white-bearded team, they can get 50 million berries! So the two of them began searching near the Grand Line. After a few days of hard work, the two of them were exhausted and fell asleep while lying on the ground. When Belumeber woke up, he found that they were surrounded by more than 500 members of the Whitebeard Pirates. He hurriedly pushed Kirby awake and shouted: "Get up, we are making a fortune!"

11. Sanji didn't know how to cook when he was a child, so Wooden Legsev (the owner of Baradi Sea Restaurant) said to Sanji: "Today you go practice cooking and make two dishes, and I will teach you. The yellow croaker needs to be tied with straw in the head." Burned. Cut the bamboo shoots quickly, turning them once after each cut." Sanji said.

After a while, Sefu went to the kitchen and was shocked. I saw Sanji's head tied with straw. Just rotate your body on the ground, turn once, cut the bamboo shoots once, then turn again, cut the bamboo shoots again. . . When he saw Boss Cerf, he shouted: "This is incredible! I'm dizzy!"

12. King Kobra asked Weiwei: "Daughter, please tell me, what is the motherland?"

"The motherland is my mother!" Weiwei replied cheerfully.

"Yes, you answered very well. The motherland is your mother, and you should love her," the king said with satisfaction.

"Kalem, what do you think, what is the motherland?" the king asked.

“The motherland is Weiwei’s mother!”