Super funny drinking copy

Super funny drinking copy (1) 1. If you get drunk often, you will regret it all your life.

It's better to have a rotten hole in your stomach than a crack in your feelings.

3. Deep feelings, a stuffy.

4. Worry, all in wine, hidden in my heart.

Wine can make a man brave, and he refuses to obey his wife.

6. There are no clouds in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

7. People who are not good at drinking mostly drink to vent, while I, a good drinker, give up drinking to bury something deep in my heart.

8. If you don't get drunk, you can't solve the sadness of missing Cui Hua.

9. It looks like water and smells intoxicating. Drink in a spicy mouth, lingering. Stumbling around, looking for water at midnight. Wake up and regret, exhausted.

10. Drink nine ounces at a time, focusing on self-cultivation.

1 1. In life, drinking is everywhere.

12. virgin stage, strictly guard against death and stick to it. Young woman stage, half-pushing. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. Widow stage, I will fight with you. Old lady stage, no, you can still fool.

13. Half a catty of improper wine, one catty helps the wall, and I won't go for half a catty.

14. People can wander the rivers and lakes without drinking. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

15. It is said that lovers love eight points when they are drunk, but who is not drunk enough to throw up?

16. Reminds me of you, but you forgot me.

17. wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get;

18. Too much affection and not enough drinking.

19. drink less blood and wine, and you will not live if you drink too much.

20. From now on, throw away the wine.

Super funny drinking copy (Part II) 2 1. If the road is rough, shout, whoever doesn't drink will drink.

22. As long as we have a good relationship, we can drink as much as we can.

23. Drink a thousand cups, drink as much as you can, or run if you can't.

24. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

25. Only when you are drunk and ambitious do you dare to let your wife scold you for three days!

26. Pre-emptive strike can be a surprise victory, while post-emptive strike can dominate the overall situation.

27. Can't drink, no future, just drink, and promotion is unpredictable.

28. I don't float if snowflakes don't float, and I don't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

29. When the wine enters the throat, there is a broken voice, as if singing in despair.

30. Those who can drink one or two drinks two, such friends are bold enough; Those who can drink two taels will drink five taels, and such a gathering of friends will be formed; Will drink half a catty, will drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; I'll drink a catty and a bucket, and then I'll be promoted to vice president; You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery lets you be it;

3 1. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do it.

32. No drinking, no future; A catty of wine, focusing on training; Drink only drinks, and the leaders don't drink; If you can drink without losing, the leading secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and the official position will be difficult to protect; Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

33. Don't be too tired to drink today.

When we get together, we are bosom friends. I'll start with two soothing drinks.

When I leave home, I will ask this young lady to accompany me.

36. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so you should do it with this cup.

37. I want to give up drinking, but what I hate most in my life is wasting alcohol.

38. You can drink two ounces and five ounces, so comrades should train!

39. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

40. Women are crazy when they drink, and men are worried when they drink.

Super funny drinking copy (Part III) 4 1. When the wine is dry, the sun grows in the pot.

42. I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking.

43. Do you need a reason to drink? The reason for today is drinking!

44. I will do it first. Please feel free.

45. To make the guests drink well, the individual must drink first.

46. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than break my feelings.

47. Being drunk is different from being awake!

48. Every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine, so don't drink too much.

49. A small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and non-husband;

50. If you can get drunk in the past, your memory is a hangover.

5 1. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

52. Wine is a pack of medicine. You can't sleep without it!

53. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

54. People can't walk in rivers and lakes without wine, and people can't float in rivers and lakes without wine.

55. Alcohol is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I realize that I had missed the person beside me.

56. If you stand on your lap, drinking doesn't count.

57. If you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

58. Move your ass to show respect.

59. Drinking too little for a long time makes it hard to find talents. Take the lead in drinking, and lead in the future.

60. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep?

Funny sand sculpture drinking copy

Funny sand sculpture drinking copy (1) 1. Halfway through, the promotion is still early.

2. A word for a lifetime, a glass of wine for a lifetime.

From now on, throw away the wine.

Ordinary people don't drink and are not happy at all.

5. Pre-emptive strike can win by surprise, and pre-emptive strike can dominate the overall situation.

6. There are thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

7. I didn't know I had been drinking boiled water until one day I vomited and my friend gargled with mineral water.

8. I said I was drunk to eight, and my wife loved me to eight, but you drank until you vomited and loved to break up.

9. Drinking too little for a long time makes it difficult to find talents. Take the lead in drinking and lead in the future.

10. One cup after another, three cups is not too much.

1 1. No drinking, no future; A catty of wine, focusing on training; Drink only drinks, and the leaders don't drink; If you can drink without losing, the leading secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and the official position will be difficult to protect; Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

12. When the wine enters the throat, there is a crack, as if singing in despair.

13. Wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

14. I won't float if the snow doesn't float, and I won't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

15. As long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water.

16. Ancient sober people and saints have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.

17. I was drinking wine. It's better to get drunk after a long night.

18. The wine is dry and big, and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

19. Half a catty of improper wine, one catty of help the wall, I won't go even if I walk half a catty.

20. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental derangement.

Drinking copies of funny sand sculptures (2) 2 1. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

22. For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who to drink with.

23. Half a catty of wine won't help the wall, and I won't go for a catty and a half.

24. It's great to drink for a while, and it's great to drink all the time.

25. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.

26. After drinking, don't talk nonsense! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think that the universe is yours! Make random phone calls, don't send random wechat! Can do the above! Drink a hammer of wine! Wave money!

27. Let's drink to tomorrow and to the past.

28. It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

29. Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! .

30. I won't drink from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget it!

3 1. Intentional life is very tired, but unintentional life is drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you sleep well!

32. The biggest sorrow is that I love what is in the cup, but regret my ignorance.

33. Ordinary people don't drink and have no joy at all.

If you don't get drunk, you can't get rid of the sadness of missing Cui Hua.

35. Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, article source China wine news network wine bleeding;

36. Being drunk is different from being awake!

37. A small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and non-husband;

38. Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.

39. Drink cold water when you are drunk today.

40. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

The drinking copy of funny sand sculpture (Chapter 3) 4 1. A thousand cups of wine will not make you drunk.

42. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental illness.

43. The hangover medicine my wife bought on her wedding day can only be left for her son for 18 years.

44. Leading cadres don't drink and have no friends.

45. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

46. Reminds me of you, but you forget me.

47. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do it.

48. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so you should do it with this cup.

49. You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

50. Don't cry if you blow, and don't get drunk.

5 1. I want to cry. Tears are in my eyes. I want to laugh. I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

52. Don't get drunk once in life, and regret it all your life; If you get drunk often in your life, you will regret it all your life.

53. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

54. Only when you are drunk and ambitious do you dare to let your wife scold you for three days!

55. Waiter, has this wine been watered?

56. Swim all the way to the end against Yanghe Daqu.

57. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.

58. Drink, drink, drink, drink.

59. It rains and the ground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

60. Men don't drink, live like dogs, live in vain, live like eunuchs, and can't make good friends;

Tik Tok comment area drinks funny copy.

Tik Tok comment area drinking funny copy (1) 1. Qian Shan mangrove mountains and clouds, wine and cigarettes.

2. Drinking too little for a long time makes it difficult to find talents. Take the lead in drinking and lead in the future.

Don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

4. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep?

5. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.

6. When the wine is dry, the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

7. Toast while standing, and wait for two cups.

8. Acacia for many years, plus two or two liquors, can tell this acacia.

9. I won't drink from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget it!

10. Drink today, get drunk today, don't be too tired.

1 1. No one understands your frown, no one accompanies you to get drunk, blame me for asking for it, and want to understand your discomfort.

12. We are all bosom friends. I'll have two comfortable drinks first.

13. You drink to get drunk. I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

14. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.

15. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking, forget it.

16. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "It's time to start again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

17. I drank wine today, which made me feel uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel worse when I'm drunk. Don't drink in the future.

18. Who respects the leadership wine, the leadership may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

19. It's cool to drink for a while, and it's cool to drink all the time.

20. How many worries you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

2 1. Seven wines leave poetry powder, eight wines seek bait, and nine wines leave the world.

22. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep?

Tik Tok comment area drinking funny copy (part two) 23. Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you are haunted by ghosts. When I was talking, I slipped my tongue and ran away. You get up in the middle of the night looking for water, and you regret it in the morning.

24. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can, and run if you can't finish it.

25. Drink less blood and wine, and you can't live if you drink too much.

26. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

27. It looks like water and tastes very spicy. Drinking it will be haunted. One short step makes a long regret. Look for water at night and get up early to regret it.

28. Life is bitter, and the wine is choking. Nine times out of ten, it is unsatisfactory.

29. Love and drink enough.

30. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do it.

3 1. If you don't drink, you will get nothing. It's really contradictory to let go of a bunch of friends when drinking.

32. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in the dream.

33. There was a new cup in an old cellar. Two people drank until dark, three points were sober and blowing wildly, and seven points were drunk and went home.

34. Half a catty of wine is not enough to support the wall, and I won't go for a catty and a half.

35. Do you need a reason to drink? The reason for today is drinking!

36. Du Kang is the only one who can solve the problem.

37. I want to cry, and my eyes are full of tears. I want to laugh to the corners of my mouth. I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

38. After drinking, don't talk nonsense! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think that the universe is yours! Make random phone calls, don't send random wechat! Can do the above! Drink a hammer of wine! Wave money!

39. The sober people and sages in ancient times have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.

40. The hangover medicine my wife bought on her wedding day can only be left for her son for 18 years.

4 1. I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking.

42. If you stand on your lap, drinking doesn't count.

43. Too sentimental to drink.

44. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.

A collection of classic copybooks describing super humor.

Classic Copywriting Describing Super Humor (I) 1. You are sunny, and the world will be wonderful because of you!

2. If I had made my life into a movie, I would have thought of the name of the movie, called Poor Life.

Women are like clothes. My brother wears a brand that ordinary men can never afford.

Grandpa's paper turned many teenagers into lonely old people.

There is no need to live in memories. We should change the present predicament from now on. See you in September and hello in October.

6. Nothing is more infectious than enthusiasm. Being able to touch the stone is the essence of sincerity.

7. It is a sentimental thing to dream out. It is a seed born in the dark. Only when it breaks through the ground, grows at jointing stage and blooms one day can it be publicly known to everyone. Until then, there is no choice but to persist.

8. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

Honey, you have to trust me. I'm dizzy even by boat, not to mention having two feet on both sides.

10. On the way home, I saw many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food, and suddenly felt very inspirational. Others are still delivering food so late. What reason do I have not to eat?

1 1. If you want to be irreplaceable, you must be different.

12. God is fair. He makes others happy, but also makes you blind, for fear that you will feel uncomfortable.

13. If life betrays me, I hope it is because of my weight.

14. Life is not only the immediate thing, but also the poems you can't read and the distant places you can't reach.

15. When life throws a hammer at you, as long as it doesn't kill you, you have a chance to throw it back.

16. At that time, my ambition won the world, and now I retire only for him.

17. The exam does not require a plenary meeting, but requires all questions.

18. In this world, no one can really feel the pain of another person. You were shot in the heart, and you were in pain. This is just your own business. Others may sympathize and lament, but you never know where your wound is festering.

19. Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

20. Success is not slow, but giving up quickly.

Classic Copywriting Describing Super Humor (Ⅱ) 2 1. I haven't understood math since I picked up the pen that fell to the ground in the first day of junior high school.

22. A man's anger is like setting off firecrackers, and it ends with a bang. A woman's anger is like lighting mosquito-repellent incense, keeping the temperature high and going back and forth.

23. The most romantic thing I can think of is to have dinner with you, and then you pay, you pay, you pay.

24. The face is a thing apart from the body, but is it necessary? Money is a must, and you must take it.

Listen to me, you have lost several times, but you will make a comeback.

26. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense!

27. The more you try to hold on to something, the more you will get hurt. It is better to let go of your hands in time and let nature take its course.

28. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.

Let's meet again in a few decades and send them to the crematorium to burn them all to ashes. Everyone knows that they all go to the countryside to make fertilizer.

30. My socks are full of holes. My future is not a dream.

3 1. If you study, study. Why do you want to take the exam? How can there be no trust between people?

If one day I hack you, it's not that I hate you, but that I can't afford what you sell.

33. If you like a boy, study hard, find a good job, earn a lot of money, and pay more when he gets married.

Only young people are still crying for love, while we adults are only crying for poverty.

35. I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slapped you on the backhand, I would wonder if I hit you lightly.

36. Don't yell at my sister, your brother has a caller ID.

37. It is best to show food in a circle of friends at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later!

38. No matter how sad you are, smile and say uncle's.

39. The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as an alarm.

40. The world is bigger than what you lack.

Classic Copywriting Describing Super Humor (3) 4 1. In my mother's eyes, all diseases stem from not drinking water, not eating vegetables and going to bed early.

42. Holding a courier feels like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but often when you open it, you will find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

44. Now people want to find someone when they are full and have nothing to do, and I am even worse. I'm not full.

45. I will return all the heavy rains I missed in those years to you.

46. You can steal my sentence or my expression, but if you steal my heart, I will call my husband.

47. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

48. I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.

49. If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be sad, tomorrow will be the same anyway.

50. Every time I want to eat precepts, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, and fatness are in the sky. If God wants me to be fat, I will leave it to fate!

5 1. Lie down where you fell, and maybe get up and fall again.

52. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to go to sogou!

53. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

54. I suggest you go to bed early and get up early as possible, don't play online games, don't eat supper, and form good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends.

55. At first glance, you don't look so good, but at second glance, you might as well look evil.

56. Since I can't walk into your eyes, I will let you leave my heart.

57. If I want to have no regrets in my life, you must accompany me all my life.

58. The way you try to get along with others is really lonely.

Just now, my other half suddenly sent me a message saying that we were going to break up. Before I was sad, he sent another one. Sorry, it was sent to the wrong person. Scared me to death. I thought we were really breaking up.

60. It's time to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.