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Sentences to make women happy

Sentences to make a woman happy

Sentences to make a woman happy. When two people first start dating, they may not need too many sweet words, but often after being together for a long time, the girlfriend When you are angry, stay with her and make your girlfriend happy through humorous ways. Here are some quotes to make women happy. Sentences to make women happy 1

1. As long as I’m with you, I don’t care what the price is.

2. He told me to break up. Just when I wanted to reply, he said he sent the message to the wrong person.

3. I’m going to show off a little bit so that you can see that I like you.

4. Forgiving him is a matter of God, and my task is to send him to see God.

5. God, did you let summer and winter live together? What a hell of a weather!

6. It takes a thousand drinks to get drunk, but I got drunk when I saw your smile.

7. I will love you for ten thousand years, with my eyes on money; if you want to see me, please send me ten thousand yuan quickly.

8. Nowadays, when others praise me, I worry that others do not praise me enough.

9. Looking at you smiling, I suddenly realize that I am really the happiest person in the world.

10. When I have money, I will take the people I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

11. I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a very hungry dream.

12. Foodies are all kind-hearted, because they only think about eating every day and have no time to scheme against others.

13. I really want to secretly hide you in my pocket, so that you won’t lose it wherever I go.

14. No matter what happens in the future or what you become, you will still be the person I love most.

15. The tragedy of life is that when you want to cut both ways, you only have one knife.

16. What is a sense of security? Just after you finish the questions, a top student will read out the same answer as you.

17. Words to make your girlfriend happy: I wanted to give you a hint of spring breeze, but I gave you the whole spring.

18. If you can avoid facing it by running away, please give me a pair of skates to help me run faster.

19. It is said that marriage is the tomb of love, but if you don’t have a house, you can’t even enter the tomb.

20. When I was a child, I didn’t like to eat, which made me short now; now I like eating, which makes me fat and short.

21. I admit that I am a spare tire, but if you use it improperly, I will make your car explode.

22. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a best friend who has been unable to gain weight for many years.

23. I think of you all the time. No matter what I see, hear, or think about... I will think of you.

24. I always have toothache at night recently, because the feeling of missing you is too sweet, which makes me have cavities.

25. Play two roles every day, patient and doctor, self-destruction and self-healing. You are the person I dare not chat with because of shyness.

26. The craziest thing in this life is to fall in love with you. The greatest hope is to have you accompany me throughout my life.

27. What you see is the truest me, a never-ending feeling of being touched by the most beautiful existence of you and me in this world.

28. I don’t allow you to ignore me. You are so important in my heart. I will be very uncomfortable without you. Don’t torture me, okay?

29. Hold your hand, day and night, hold your hand, wait for tomorrow, hold your hand, walk through this life, hold your hand, life after life. Sentences to make women happy 2

1. I don’t know when, but I can’t live without you.

2. Your underwear is similar to Bin Laden’s, and the United States has targeted it! Please take it off quickly, throw it into the water, and run naked ten kilometers away!

3. Loneliness It’s a cigarette, and my longing is a drop of tears. In the misty smoke, I see your handsome face, which seems to be as touching as the first time we met.

4. The closed heart was finally opened by you. The small space can only accommodate you. You are the only one in my heart, because there is no room for the second person.

5. It is said that shooting stars respond to requests. I am willing to wait under the starry sky until a star is moved by me, carrying my thoughts and blessings, and lands on your sleeping pillow.

6. Every time I miss you in my heart, Rainbow smiles and opens her mouth. Every time I miss you late at night, the stars also wait for me. Our love is far away, beautiful in nature, and sweet in the heart!

7. It’s not easy to ask me how deeply I love you, just run to the scorching sun to bask in it, the sun represents my love; it’s not easy to ask me How long have I loved you? Look up at the lonely starry sky. The moon represents my heart!

8. A leader’s speech with a strong dialect: Rabbits and shrimps, pickles are too expensive , not ginger melon, but pig trotters (comrades and fellow villagers, it’s not easy to talk in a meeting now, so please pay attention).

9. I am willing to wander around you, be a wild ghost for seven days, and follow you. Even if I fall into the darkest place... my love will not make me a lonely soul forever.

10. Every day when I wake up and open my eyes, what I see is your sunshine-like smile on the wall. I really wish that one day when I wake up, the first thing I see is the real you. Sleeping face as sweet as a flower.

11. When drinking tea, we usually feel that the first sip is very bitter, but as you drink it, you will feel the fragrance hidden inside! The reason why we keep drinking it is just to forget that first sip. Bitter taste in mouth.

12. Baby, if I quit and you can be happy, I am willing; if you ask me to face it bravely, I am willing. Because I love you, I want you to be happy; because I love you, I want to face everything. , baby, I love you!

13. The samurai of China, Japan and Russia competed in martial arts. The Russian samurai cut off the fly in half with one sword, and the Japanese samurai chopped off the wings of the fly with two swords. The Chinese warrior wielded his sword twice and got the highest score. He cut a fly's double eyelids!

14. Baby, if I quit and you can be happy, I am willing; if you want me to deal with it bravely, I am willing... Just because I love you, I want you to be happy; just because I love you, I want to face everything, baby, I love you!

15. The moon on the first day of the lunar month is curved and curved, and the person who misses you is so lonely. The fifteenth day of the moon is full of flowers. It’s hard to sleep at night without you. The moon is shy tonight. I miss you before I send this message. I miss you so much that I love you so much. The moon represents my heart! Sentences to make women happy 3

1. The teacher said, students, don’t fall in love early. What you are talking about now will be other people’s wives in the future. When I heard that, other people’s wives, it was exciting to think about it.

2. Some girls who appear to be living a peaceful life secretly don’t even have any extra money, and even owe money to Ant Huabei.

3. I am like a fly lying on the window, looking at the bright sunshine outside the window, but I don’t know where to go.

4. Marriage is the tomb of love. If I love too much, I want to sleep in the tomb.

5. I want to be your heart. If you piss me off, I will stop beating.

6. Let’s fall in love together when we have time, but I will continue to have a crush on you when I don’t have time.

7. Love is as pitiful as the money in a bank card, but loneliness and desire are like loans that keep flowing automatically.

8. Don’t worry about things that cannot be solved today. Because it still won’t be solved tomorrow.

9. Ever since you borrowed money from me, I have been thinking about you every penny.

10. If you have time, listen to what other people think of you. This is more exciting than watching ghost movies!

11. My daily state is quite regular: in the morning, I look like I haven’t woken up, in the afternoon, I look like I haven’t woken up, and in the evening, I look like I’ve had chicken blood.

12. For girls who love taking pictures, a mobile phone is not too bad.

13. When looking at beauties on the street, if you look at them at a higher level, you are admiring them; at a lower level, you are a gangster.

14. Those people who are very handsome but don’t know it are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

15. My dad stroked my head today and said: I believe one day your head will fall to the ground.

16. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark.

17. Every time someone asks me for directions, I point blindly. The first reason is because I don’t know the way at all, and the second reason is to teach the world a lesson: don’t believe it casually. Good-looking people.

18. God said there should be light, but I said I opposed it, so there was darkness in the world.

19. If I had known that this was a world where looks were important, I would have used the money from school to have plastic surgery.

20. Life is like an electrocardiogram. If you want it to be smooth sailing without ups and downs, you will have to die.

21. The role of force is mutual, except for the power of love.

22. When there is a legend in the world, it would be a shame for the audience to be dissatisfied with the city's ups and downs.

23. To be honest, my skills in bed are really good. I can lie in bed for a whole day without eating, drinking or going to the toilet.

24. Sometimes, when someone is very cold towards you, it may not be your problem. He may just not like ugly people.

25. During the Spring Festival, the status of single marriageable men and women in the family is the same as that of concubines in the harem who are unable to give birth to a prince. Some people are worried about you, some people give you advice, and some people give you advice. Roll your eyes, someone is laughing at you.

26. If you are sad one day, please call me and let me know that you have this day too!

27. Mathematics teacher, let me tell you, this is the result of two teams A and B building the bridge at the same time.

28. The dean’s nagging is like chewing Xuanmai, and he can’t stop at all.

29. There are so many couples out there. I’m afraid that as soon as I show up, they will regret that they already have a boyfriend.

30. I want to call you wife, but I can’t call you husband.

31. There are no curse words in the world. If you do too much homework, you will have everything.

32. I want to fall in love, please advise me.

33. Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming, and it’s time to go back to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with Yue Lao.

34. If you think you are poor and ugly, please don’t be sad, at least your judgment is still right. Sentences to make women happy 4

1. Really, what if I lose you and win the world?

2. Nothing special, I just want to hear your voice.

3. I am willing to love you, take care of you, and protect you for the rest of my life!

4. Is it funny? It’s so strange not to have you by my side. Can you stay with me for the rest of your life?

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5. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sorrow flies away like a cloud.

6. I love you, please believe me, I can’t guarantee to be the best, but I will definitely try my best to do better.

7. Love is a ray of light, stopping high in the sky. I look up at your face. The kindness in your eyes makes me feel that my dream will come true!

8. Use clay to mold you and me, then smash them and add water to them, then mold you and me. I have you in my heart, and you have me in your heart.

9. Ever since I met you on the road of life, my life has become colorful. You are the only one for me and I will be with you all my life. No matter how hard this life gets, we will always stay together and never be separated.

10. I miss you, there is no time limit; I miss you, there is no space barrier; I meet you in the sky of fate; I wait for you, my heart meets in an instant; I hope you, share the happiness and sweetness; I wish you to be me Intimate lover!

11. Fold a curved paper boat, fill it with my thoughts, ride on the moonlight like water, and float to your bed. May this curved paper boat stop by you. On your pillow, let my thoughts and blessings protect you as you sleep!

12. The true love for you has become purer after the baptism of time, and the sincerity for you has become more mellow after the polishing of time. , My dear, our love becomes more and more fragrant as time goes by. I love you forever.

13. There is a kind of encounter, one glance, it is eternity; there is a kind of heartbeat, once in a lifetime, only for one person; there is a kind of acquaintance, the sound of understanding is the flower blooming; there is a kind of staying together, loving each other silently. , silent joy; I love you!

14. The camera locks on love, freezes the sweetness of a lifetime for you, paints the brush with love, sketches the true love of a lifetime and sends it to you, vows to acquiesce in my heart, promises to love you for the rest of my life, my dear Yes, I love you and am willing to create happiness and happiness for you.