My girlfriend was scolded by my parents, and I told a joke happily.

Children's shoes, can you lend me some money If possible, wait for me at the school gate after school. If not, wait for me at the school gate after school!

Today, on Father's Day, I read the back of Mr. Zhu Ziqing in the textbook. After reading the article, I really cried, because it said "recite the last three paragraphs of the text."

There is a question on the test paper, saying that Xiaoming is advised not to go to the Internet cafe. Children's shoes have different answers. A wonderful flower wrote: "Xiao Ming, don't go." I've been there. It's closed today! "

Because of poor math, Chinese often fails, because I don't know the concept of writing 800 words at all.

I just entered the company after graduating from college, and my boss bought me a new car of 350 thousand and arranged for me to have the best driver in the company. But I am not happy at work every day. Did I go to college for four years just to learn to drive a forklift here?

6. Going out for a night outing in the dormitory group, one person died, so I had to leave a mobile phone locked in the cupboard, and the ringtone of the mobile phone was set to a horrible ghost cry. Call the mobile phone number on the left if you have nothing to do in the middle of the night.

Anyway, the only person left in our dormitory came over the wall from school at two o'clock in the morning to find us. ...

7. Classmate: Principal, please come to our class this afternoon.

Principal: Oh, I'm sorry, I'd like to participate in your activities, but there is a theme class in other classes this afternoon that will invite me to say a few words.

Classmate: Last time I passed the principal's office, I saw you and Miss Wang. . .

Principal: Since the students are so sincere, let's meet in your class this afternoon!

8. My daughter is a student and suddenly wants to eat cucumbers at night, so she went to the public water room to wash two. It happened that several girls were washing clothes there. They looked at me and the cucumber in my hand. I was so nervous!

In order to clean cucumbers, I stood in the water room and ate both cucumbers!

Back to the dormitory, my roommate asked me if I had washed cucumbers. Where are the cucumbers?

Don't ask, the world is in chaos.