What are some jokes about animals?

1, the lion promulgated a new forest king law: one person breaks the law and the whole family sits together. So, the old turtle was arrested first. The old tortoise felt very wronged, and the lion said angrily, "Your child is a bastard, of course you are not a good thing!" " "

2. An ant and an elephant take a bath by the pond. The elephant quickly undressed and swam freely in the water. When the ant took off his clothes and looked for his swimming trunks, he couldn't find them. The ant said, "Come up, elephant." After the elephant came up, the ant waved to the elephant to swim in the water. The elephant was very angry and said, "What do you want me to come up for?" The ant said, "nothing, I'm just joking." I want to see if you are wearing my swimming trunks. "

There is a sports meeting in the forest. Little Nutbrown hare said, "We are the first team of rabbits!" " The chicken said, "We are the second team of chickens!" " It was the third party's turn to feed the puppy, and the puppy suddenly cried.

The polar bear was taken to a hot city by the wolf. The polar bear said, "It's too hot here. I'm going back to the North Pole. " The wolf smiled and said, "I am ready for you." Wait a minute. After I deal with you, you can move into this refrigerator. The temperature inside is the same as that in the North Pole, and there are many pigs to accompany you. Won't make you lonely. "

One day, the rooster fell into the water and shouted for help. The duck swimming in the river immediately swam in front of it and shouted, "Give me your hand quickly." The rooster said, "no, it will pluck my beautiful feathers." I am a miser. " So the rooster finally drowned in the river.