We are in urgent need of some bad jokes....Please help me, thank you! !

1. Youth is like playing mahjong, you either shoot off the cannon or touch yourself. How many otakus and rotten women have exhausted all their mechanisms just to enjoy the moment of being overthrown.

2. After research, I discovered the secret of McDonald’s: buy a cheese egg for 6 yuan, then buy a double-layered pork fillet for 13 yuan, stuff a piece of pork fillet into the cheese egg, and it’s delicious. I was able to get a 13-yuan pork fillet egg and a 10-yuan pork fillet bag. After all, I actually won four yuan!

3. Today, a classmate listened to the teacher’s lecture on the Bible and talked about the great flood that drowned all living things on the earth. He asked the teacher: Are you sure? The teacher said: OK. He asked: What about the fish? The teacher said: Get out!

4. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I beat away the Japanese and stood in front of you, you fell in love with a foreigner.

5. The father asked his son: "Do you love dad or mom the most?" The son said he loves both. Dad was unwilling and asked, "If I go to the United States and Mom goes to Paris, where will you go?" "Paris." Why? The son replied, "Paris is beautiful." Dad asked again: "What if I go to Paris and mom goes to the United States?" "Then of course go to the United States." The son answered matter-of-factly, and the father said disappointedly: "Why do you always go with mom?" The son looked calm: "I just went to Paris"

6. The real reason why Taishang Laojun could not refine Sun Wukong is: in ancient times, the alchemy furnace was a coal furnace, which could only reach a maximum temperature of about 1200°C. , and Sun Wukong is a stone monkey, which is mainly composed of silica and has a melting point of about 1600°C. It is indeed impossible to refine it! How important it is to understand some science!

7. Basically, I think it is better for girls to talk when they are alone. Being cold is an act of hooliganism!