Humor of drying money. Talk about humorous sentences that describe being rich and willful.

What do you think of a paper money?

3. It's not that I'm vulgar. Money is really safe.

Excuse me, did my money come from the strong wind?

Whoever lends me 1500 will give you a red envelope every day.

6, I will not only be funny, but also earn 10 billion!

7. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money.

8. Look at that cloud in the sky. Does it look like the one hundred dollars you lent me?

9. Grab a handful of RMB and walk proudly.

10. What's it like to sleep on RMB?

1 1. Only tall people are called high cold, and short people are called quick-frozen dwarfs.

12, the weather is good, let's bask in the money, it feels beautiful!

13, don't pay too much attention to what some people say, because they have mouths, but not necessarily brains.

14. Just now, my other half suddenly texted me that we were going to break up. Before I could feel sad, he sent another message: Sorry, I sent it to the wrong person. Scared me to death. I thought we were really breaking up.

15, in the new year, I am in a good mood, everything goes well and I earn more RMB.

16, I like you mentally. If I don't sleep with you, I feel particularly disrespectful to your body.

17, the inspection ship turned over and over again, and sublimated into a ship that failed the subject.

18, I am a person without ideals, just seeking to get rich.

19. Money is earned, not saved. Buy buy buys it.

20. If a man wants money, it has something to do with everyone.

Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want assets over 100 million?

22, call my husband. Listen, this money is yours.

23. I wish everyone, like me, a heart of 100 million and a dollar of 100 million to earn more RMB!

24, friends are RMB, time is money detector!

25. Others stay in bed because they have money. They can sleep as long as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal, not a meal.

26. I don't know how to spend money, and I don't know when I will wake up.

27. I don't know which room to sleep in at night.

28, money is power, this sentence will never expire.

29. My last name is Qian, and I am a Renminbi-based money.

30. There are people who stay in bed because they have money and sleep as late as they want. You lie in bed because you have no money. What a good meal you can save!

3 1, always remind yourself to make money hard.

32, two years, what did you get, a career? Money? Woman?

33. Brother, you are so rich, do you flip a coin?

34. I really want to get rich overnight, if not. Two nights is fine, and half a month is fine.

35. How awesome you are depends on the thickness of your money.

The color of the money in your pocket determines your mood today.

I thought we could walk to the end together, but I didn't expect you to take a taxi in a few steps.

38. Friends are RMB, true or false!

39. I don't know how many possessions I have.

40. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

4 1, may you earn money every day and smile happily all your life!

42. Zhang Yuan's emotion, what a painful experience!

43, just a few dollars! Real rich people keep a low profile.

44. Money is for enjoyment, not for measurement.

45. I still insist on surfing the Internet when I have a fever at home, and sneezing at school is thought to be terminal cancer.

46. The well-off spring breeze blows all over the earth, and we will live up to expectations in the new year.

47. I wish you a group of wives and concubines in the future and enjoy happiness forever!

48. Men hate women's vulgarity when they have no money, and wish women's vulgarity when they have money.

49. Your little cutie wants some pocket money.

50. Money is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's gone when used.

5 1, it's time to prepare for the new year, and it's time to bask in RMB.