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"Amorous Encounter" on the Train
Green wheat fields flashed outside the window, and the green wheat waves were like Mel's thoughts rippling. There are no mountains in the distance, and the boundless land is as endless as the sea in my hometown. Meier sat by the window on the train, squinting at the beautiful scenery passing by. The sky outside was so blue, and the summer sunshine shone through the double-glazed train on her beautiful face, passing over her two full lips and projecting her long eyelashes under her eyes. Gradually, she seemed a little tired, so she rested her cheek with her right hand and closed her eyes for a while. In the haze, I seemed to hear someone talking in the seat opposite me. I only knew that it was two boys having a conversation, but the content could not be heard clearly. As the train continued to move forward and sway, Mel finally couldn't hold on any longer and fell asleep on the table.
?Although Meier knew that the twenty-hour train journey was almost halfway through, the seat next to her was empty, and she could lie on it and have a good sleep all to herself. But she is a lady and a well-known school beauty on the four-year university campus. How could she do such a thing as lying on a recliner with her legs crossed? During her four years of studying from south to north, Meier had become accustomed to the numbness in her hands when sleeping on her stomach on long-distance trains. Soon, Mel fell asleep. She dreamed of him—Teacher Gu, an intern teacher in her hometown. In the dream, he was still so handsome and his voice was magnetic. Mel seemed to feel shy and blushed again. The teacher sent her an internship report, praised her for her good performance, and looked at her with affectionate eyes. Mel suddenly felt very happy. She wanted to stand up and laugh out loud. But my feet felt as heavy as being pressed by stones, and my toes hurt as if they were being crushed by stones. She woke up suddenly and couldn't raise her head. She moved her foot, and it turned out that the boy at the opposite table had stepped on her. She quickly moved her feet away, trying to return to her dreamland as soon as possible. This time, Meier fell asleep for a few more minutes. Before Teacher Gu appeared in her dream, she was woken up by the pain in her feet again. This time, the boy's shod feet stepped directly on Meier's feet. Meier moved her feet left and right to hide, but he stepped on them without mercy. What's even more disgusting is that he kicked her hard, which made Mel's feet hurt and she couldn't sleep.
Mel suddenly raised her head, this time she was completely awake. Then she glared at the two boys at the opposite table. The person who stepped on her opposite looked pretty good-looking, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and the strong and handsome look of a boy from the sports department. He was not the kind of boy that Meier disliked. He looked very honest, and his ears were red. His deep eyes looked directly at Meier, which made Meier's heart beat fast. "It doesn't look like a pervert, why would he behave like this?" Meier wondered. Sitting next to him was a partner who was obviously a foot-stepping man, a delicate and thin man with glasses, who seemed to be playing with his mobile phone without knowing it.
The foot-stomping man seemed happy to see Mel awake. He started taking out a bunch of snacks and started chatting with Mel. Meier opened her mouth and wanted to question him. But as the handsome foot-stomping guy said softly, "Hello! Would you like some Beijing specialties?" Meier swallowed the angry words on her lips and replied with two cold "No!" After that, she said again. He held his chin with his right hand and pretended to be lost in thought while looking out the window. "Hello! I am a sophomore student at Beijing Foreign Studies University. I will be home in the next two stops. Can you... leave me your contact information?" The foot-stomping man looked at me sincerely. Looking at Meier, she was so nervous that it was difficult to speak. After all, Meier is also the school belle of the University of International Business, and she has seen a lot of aggressive pursuits by boys on weekdays. But this was the first time he had dared to step on someone's feet secretly. Is riding a train a good place to pick up girls? Meier felt a little confused for a moment. "Oh, I have graduated from my senior year and am now a eldest sister. I am leaving Beijing to go back to my hometown to work." Meier tried to widen the gap between her and the foot-stomping man, hoping that he would give up.
Sure enough, the foot-stomping man's expectant eyes dimmed a little, and he murmured: "Oh, I graduated...it will take another two years...Sister, your hometown is Where?" Meier wanted to laugh when she saw him like that. She suppressed her laughter and said, "It's still more than ten hours before I get to the terminal, Wenzhou." "Sister, is it so easy for me to get married?" Meier said. I thought to myself. "Leave me your contact information." The foot-stomping man said in an almost pleading voice. Meier was still hesitating: "Stay, for fear of encountering a harasser, but don't stay, he is indeed sincere and not annoying." The foot-stomping man stared at Meier's eyes, with red eye frames, as if he was about to cry. came out. He lowered his voice and said in a very small voice: "Please." These words shocked Mel's heart and made her completely defeated.
"Forget it, let's leave it to him first. If you're not a reliable little brother, the sky is high and the emperor is far away anyway, so it won't have much impact." Meier entered the number on the mobile phone handed over by the foot-stomping man, and said ruthlessly He told him ruthlessly: "It's best never to hit him." The man with glasses next to him saw this process and forgot to play with his mobile phone and burst out laughing.
?After getting the phone number, the foot-stomping man was very happy. Mel looked out the window with her chin in displeasure and didn't speak to the foot-stomping man until he got off the train two stops later. She knew that from the time he got the phone number to the time he got off the bus for more than an hour, he had been looking at her boldly, as if he was afraid that she would disappear in the next second. Meier was so ashamed that she couldn't look straight. It was the first time she met such a bold and shameless person. Before getting off the bus, the foot-stomping man reluctantly left a message for Meier: "Sister, remember my name is Wang Li...Wang Li. I will definitely call you. Please be careful on the road."< /p>
? He finally got off the car. Mel breathed a sigh of relief, lay down on the table and fell asleep again. It’s just that she didn’t dream anymore, it seemed like everything had never happened...
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