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My elder told me that she is old, how should I reply?

If a relative who is related to you by blood tells you that he is old, then you should hold his arm very intimately and say, "Why are you so old? You will still have happy and enjoyable days in the future." What's behind? You can't have this kind of mentality! The 80-year-old grandma next door didn't say she was old, so you have the nerve to say you are old~" Be sure to deny his statement in a negative tone.

In my impression, when I was a child, you often took me with you..." At this time, I asked the elder to recall the past. "There is no big change in your appearance now and in my memory, although so Many years have passed, but she is still so young and beautiful. If you hadn't said you were over 50, others would have thought you were a charming little wife~" Use a joking and playful tone to pull the elders out of the sad mood.

Since the elders feel If you are old, then dress her up with our young people's clothes to make her look younger. You can give your elders a bright-colored but yet stable sweater jacket, or wear some playful trinkets to keep time. If you have enough time, put some makeup on her and make her look a little bit younger. This will definitely make her feel a lot better. Anyway, my mother and aunt always complain about being old. Sometimes, I use this trick to coax them.

If we are not particularly familiar with some elders, we can pretend to be surprised and ask them, "How old are you this year?" "The elder will tell you his actual age at this time. You have to pretend to be very disbelieving and say, "Looking at you so young, you look like you are in your early 40s. How can you say that you are so big and you won't tease me? "Although it sounds a bit hypocritical, even if it is a lie, the elders will be very happy to hear it. They can just coax them like old children.