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He Liangliang - Have you wiped your "Jiangmen" clean?
Phoenix Satellite TV's He Liangliang claimed several times in "Reading the News" that some netizens accused him of being too fond of commenting, even in "Youbao Daily Reading", a non-commentary program, he would comment heavily on special topics. Comment. Liangliang said: "That's what I do. It's difficult for me not to comment."
Praise (good in terms of likes, not good in terms of good or bad) is not wrong. What is wrong is nonsense comments, which are unskilled and keep nagging.
The characteristic of Liangliang’s comments is that they are long-winded and confusing. It’s easy to feel sleepy when listening to Liangliang’s comments. Fortunately, Liangliang makes some jokes in the comments from time to time, which can also help refresh the audience.
One day, Liangliang started reading newspapers again. One of the reports said that a certain local government emphasized that forced demolitions must be handled in accordance with the law in the future. At this time, Liangliang was very excited and commented: "What a joke. Forced demolition according to the law? Since it is according to the law, how can it be demolished by force? Since it is demolished by force, how can it be said according to the law? (This is to the effect, not the exact words. How could he say it so concisely and comprehensively? )" Haha, it seems that the court's enforcement of the effective judgment is also illegal - there is also the word "strong" in it.
One day, Liangliang came to read the newspaper again. After reading a report about the "poisonous cowpea incident", our lovely Brother Liangliang read "cowpea (sound: '江') bean" as "anal bean"!
I can’t help but want to ask here: Brother Liangliang, did you wipe Jiangmen clean after you defecated?
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