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What are the clever answers of your siri?

Q: How much do you get by dividing 0 by 0? A: Suppose you have 0 cookies and divide them into 0 friends. How many cookies did they get? Look, you have no cookies and no friends. Q: Will you marry me? A: Siri never answers this question directly. She will answer, "Yes, what else can I do for you?" Or "I don't have this clause in my contract."