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Funny sentences that primary school students must take in every exam (selected 60 sentences)

People often use greetings in their lives, including holiday greetings, birthday greetings, wedding greetings and so on. Greetings have evolved into a unique "literary work". Courtesy is light and affection is heavy. Good wishes can bring people closer together. What kind of greeting is good? The following are funny sentences that primary school students must pass in every exam (60 selected sentences) for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

? 1. The so-called exam is the record of learning to be a bully.

? I wanted to make a comeback in this exam, but I didn't expect to stick to it.

? I just want to say that I will win this exam.

? 4. Then I wish you pass every exam and good luck again and again when you see the information.

? You must pass every exam and everything goes well.

? 6. Exam, it's time for you to grow up and learn not to fail. Ha, be good ~

? 7. Don't beg for cold and distant starlight to shine on life; Let the sun rise in your heart and let you shine all your life. Congratulations, being the first!

? 8. There are many skills to succeed in the exam: first, we must have the spirit of diligence; Secondly, there must be scientific methods; Finally, a good attitude is also important. Good luck in the exam!

? 9. If you have a normal mind in the exam, you will have the best play; With confidence, you can overcome every obstacle. Good luck in the exam!

? 10. If you work hard, you will have no regrets! There is a saying: Tian Daoqin! Believe in yourself! You are the best! I will always support you! I wish you good results in the final exam!

? 1 1. prepare for the war; Self-confidence, meet challenges; Treat the exam calmly; Wonderful pen makes flowers, be the first. Believe in yourself, you can do it!

? 12. Cherish this exam, be calm, get good grades and realize your dreams.

? 13. Ah, there will be an exam tomorrow. Key knowledge points don't enter the brain.

? 14. Now, my biggest contradiction is the knowledge and cultural needs of the exam.

? 15. Contradiction with backward memory.

? 16. In time, you will pass the exam.

? 17. Full of luck

? 18. On that day, all the mountains, rivers, stars and the moon made gifts.

? 19. We will never return empty-handed.

? 20. Ten years of cold window, one exam, keep your eyes open and keep your eyes on the target; Relax and face it calmly; Keep your hands steady and make full use of them. You will succeed in this year's exam!

? 2 1. Go to bed late and get up early, study hard, just for today; Cultivate one's morality, read widely, just for this time; Work hard and show your talents, just for this moment. The exam is coming, I wish you a smooth exam, like a duck to water! Gold medal, dream come true!

? After three years of hard work day and night, I walked into the examination room calmly today. Hard study at the cold window leads to achievements, and there is god in the pen. Think like a spring, answer questions smoothly, and stand out from the crowd in the examination room. The national examination day is coming. Good luck in the exam and win the gold medal!

? 23. The exam is just around the corner. I wish you a happy entrance to the examination room, easy answers, happy exit from the examination room, happy grades and a happy ideal university trip.

? I wish you a good rest, good relaxation, good exercise, good nutrition, good review of your lessons and good improvisation. Anyway, everything is fine. Good luck in the exam and become the first!

? 25. Don't be afraid of exams. Think of it as a game. Keep a clear head and avoid anxiety. Give full play to your best strength and deal with problems calmly. I wish you good results in the exam. Being the first will create brilliant achievements.

? 26. Examination is the starting point of life. Believe in yourself, tomorrow will be another sunny day!

? 27. I really want to have a BBK lighter and a textbook before the exam. I won't order anywhere, and my mother doesn't have to worry about my study anymore.

? 28. If you want to do well in the exam, students have two treasures: copying the answers and reading the answers, and the results must be amazing.

? 29. "Why should I hand in a blank sheet of paper for the history exam?" "Because I think it is wrong to tamper with history."

? 30. Will you feel afraid of the final exam and wonder what the teacher will do? In fact, the teacher is even more embarrassed because the teacher has no idea what we will do.

? 3 1. Sleep in class, jump after class, and die in the exam. If you feel the same way, please give a heart.

? 32. The final exam is like visiting the former residence of the Blue Ocean, twice a year, and every time you have a new feeling.

? 33. Since I was a child, I gave the top scores in the exam to others. Now it seems that I am really a good person.

? 34. After taking the exam for so many years, why not have an anniversary celebration? For example, if you take 40, you will take 20; If you pass two courses, you will get one; Take two courses and you will be exempted from the exam.

? 35. It is not required to hold a plenary meeting, but to ask all questions. -For the final exam

? In this season's final exam, don't call me by my first name, please call me Guo Er.

? 37. Scum is bitter and tired. He couldn't sleep before the exam and couldn't do it at all. After the exam, he was very decadent. The bully said that he couldn't do it at all, and finally he did well in the exam!

? 38. It's very simple, just like once you worked hard but didn't do well in the exam. Try harder next time.

? In today's exam, I think I cleverly avoided all the correct answers.

? 40. You always bought me pomegranates when I was young. I didn't do well in the exam, and you blame yourself for buying me too many pomegranate. I skinned them and didn't study hard! You are so cute.

? 4 1. The college entrance examination is just around the corner. I send you a short message with "wisdom", wishing you all the best. You are active in thinking like a dragon, quick in answering questions like a meteor, flexible in dealing with goshawk, and play first. Good luck and smooth college entrance examination.

? 42. Work hard! No matter what the result is, after experience, there will always be a result! Friends of the college entrance examination, bless you and pray for yourself! May the dream begin and come true! Yeah, yeah, come on, yeah, come on!

? 43. Strive for the final unified exam in May, and be a king to see who you are compared with.

? 44. You are so beautiful. Long live 60 minutes. I will waste one more point this semester. If I pass, I will occupy your beauty!

? 45. The college entrance examination is just around the corner. I send you a smiling face. I hope you can keep smiling before, during and after the exam. I believe you can do it! ! ! !

? 46. Hi, do you still have time to read short messages? Prove that you didn't study hard: p But since you read this message, I still want to tell you what I've always wanted to say: Have a good exam and work hard together!

? 47. "Starlight rewards those who travel, and you will eventually shine."

? 48. "After studying hard at a cold window for ten years, you will become the champion once! I wish all the students can: the pen is drawn out, the brain is well informed, koi fish is possessed, and he must pass every exam! "

? 49. "Wish: Strive for the upper reaches, go all out to be the first, come on!"

? 50. "Take a look, hide in your heart and wait for the flowers to bloom; I have studied hard for many days during the exam! "

? 5 1. "It will be cool for you to go all out. Being the first will pass every exam and live up to the future of Hua Shao. "

? 52. I'm going to take an exam today. Send you a lucky message during the exam. It is said that you will get an ideal score if you receive such a text message on the day of the exam. Good luck in the exam!

? 53. Be the first! Lost in Sun Shan! It's all a flash in the pan My friend, as long as you work hard, don't take gains and losses too seriously. Failure is the mother of success! Work hard! Work hard! Success belongs to those who work hard!

? 54. Time is like running water, which is gone forever. It's been a year since we separated. I don't know if you're doing well. Maybe it's still like that! The exam is coming. Look ahead and believe in yourself. I will send the most sincere blessing in the distance, and you will get what you pay! Relax and meet the challenge, I believe you, you must be the best!

? 55. Let go of the burden, use your head, think hard and review well. I wish you good results in the exam!

? 56. Spring is a green world, and autumn is a golden world. May you brew a beautiful autumn in the future with the green of youth.

? 57. The college entrance examination is not Huarong Road. There are many big exams in life, and hard work is beautiful! The college entrance examination is like buying stocks. It is not enough to invest, but also to observe and analyze. The key is to persist!

? 58. The college entrance examination is the sea. When we were young, we were afraid and tried. However, when we understand that the growth of life is a leap from one shore to another, we can touch it, embrace it and surpass it. Looking back at the bleak place, every sunrise and every ripple is beautiful and moving; Every storm and every dark cloud is worthy of gratitude.

? 59. I want to say to the school, "If anything happens to me, don't send my report card home to scare my parents."

? 60. As a result, I wrote a QQ number at once.