Examples of graceful jokes

A bean jelly seller saw a beautiful woman passing by and greeted her with a smile: "Aunt, come and eat a plate of bean jelly!" " "

The woman sat down generously, ate a plate of bean jelly, took out a handkerchief, wiped her mouth, stood up and turned away.

The bean jelly seller said, "You haven't paid yet!" "

The woman said, "Your uncle will give you money later."

A passer-by has diarrhea and can't find the toilet for a while. He happened to see a bungalow on the side of the road that was about to be completed, so he ran in for convenience. After he got up, he was seen by several workers who came to build a house. The workers caught him and wanted to fight.

At this critical moment, the old man who passed by saw it and shouted angrily, What are you doing? !

The worker said, "He will urinate in the room, and we will hit him." .

Lao Rong said: Don't you know it's illegal to hit people? !

The worker was stopped by Lao Rong and asked, Old comrades, what do you think?

Lao Rong said: In short, hitting people is wrong! He took a shit in the room. Why don't you tell him to eat shit? How can he hit people?

In the vegetable market, there is a sweet-mouthed vegetable seller who is also very affectionate with people. On this day, Xiaowan's wife came to the market, and the vegetable seller shouted at a distance: Sister-in-law, look how fresh my leeks are. Take a bundle back to wrap jiaozi for my brother and nephew! Xiaowan's wife took a bundle of leeks and left. The vegetable seller shouted, sister-in-law, I haven't given you the money yet. Xiaowan's wife said: Your brother will pass by here later, so you can ask him for it. The vegetable seller said, but I don't know my brother. Passers-by all laughed: You don't even know your brother. Who are you kidding? A Wanrong man and a Wuhan man blew off the cowhide after meeting on the train. Wuhan people said: The Yellow Crane Tower is the best in the world, but it is too high to see the top. Wanrong people said: We have a Feiyun building in Wanrong, half of which is inserted in the clouds. That year, it almost shot down an American high-altitude unmanned reconnaissance plane. Wuhan people also said: Last year, we jumped off the Yellow Crane Tower and landed in 30 minutes! Wanrong said: Last year, we also jumped from Feiyun Tower, but the police said he was dead before jumping. Wuhan people asked: Then how did he die? Wanrong said: He starved to death! The building is too high!