Winter Solstice humorous remarks

1. During the winter solstice, my wife asked her mother-in-law to treat her mother-in-law to eat dumplings, so she called her mother: Mom, I’ll treat you to dumplings tonight. I’ve bought the dumpling wrappers. Come over early and bring some dumpling fillings, please. Stuffed with pork and chives. Me: ...

2. During the winter solstice, everyone gathered together for dinner and asked the colleague who had found an African girlfriend. The brothers drank and tortured him. "What does it feel like? Are you very capable?", "You are so capable that you have to tell her jokes every day." "So romantic!" "You are so romantic, if you don't tell jokes, no one can even see her!"

3. On the morning of the winter solstice, I was slapped awake by my wife before I woke up. Just when I was about to get angry, my wife said: Being angry is a sign of your incompetence! Me: I'm not angry! My wife slapped me again: If you want to be angry but dare not, you are the most incompetent among incompetents! I...

4. During the Winter Solstice, please don’t tell me to remember to eat dumplings or glutinous rice balls. The custom in our hometown is to directly send money or give red envelopes!

5. During the winter solstice, two dumplings got married. When they woke up the next day, dumpling found a meatball lying next to her, so she asked meatball: Where is my wife? Meatball said: I hate it, she took off her clothes. You won’t recognize it!

6. On the winter solstice, I am going to prepare some goods for myself for the New Year. I will ask my husband to accompany me to the mall while I look at the jewelry. Asked him: "Husband, do you think I look better wearing a diamond ring or a gemstone ring?" The idiot said: "It's so cold, it's better to wear nothing but fluffy gloves."