I want a super funny joke. . . urgent ...

Beijingers, French and Americans are walking in the desert together. They are dying of thirst. Suddenly, three people found a magic lamp and pulled out a magic lamp. He said, "I can grant each of you three wishes." The American said first, "I want a box of dollars." "There are two more?" "Well, another box of dollars." "The last one?" "Well, the last one is to send me back to America." Whew, the Americans are gone. The French are also very anxious. "I want a beautiful woman." Here comes a beautiful woman. "Well, I want another beauty." "There's another one?" "Well, send me back to France." Whew, the French are gone, too. Only Beijingers were left, and he said calmly, "Give me a bottle of Erguotou." "Have two wishes?" "Another bottle of Erguotou." "There's another one?" Seeing that two bottles of wine were boring to drink alone, Beijingers said, "Bring them back and drink with me." Hoo, the Americans and the French are back.

So the three men walked on, but fortunately they found a magic lamp and pulled out a magic lamp. "Ha ha, I am just the devil's brother. My magic is not that high. I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you. " This time, the French and Americans thought about it. Nothing can be said. If he gets it back, he will die. Let him speak first. So I pushed Beijingers to the front. Peking man said, "Give me a bottle of Erguotou first." Dong, a bottle of Red Star Erguotou. "There's another one?" Peking man took the wine, touched his head and thought about it, but didn't speak for a long time. The French and Americans were so anxious that they urged him to come, "Speak quickly!" So the Beijinger suddenly said, "Well, I have nothing else to do. Go home. " . Whew, the ghost is back. ...