Brainstorming, jokes, riddles

1. Why does water come out when the faucet is turned?

Because you stole it?

2. Where do users like to turn off their phones?

Ningbo

3. Where do mobile phone users like to go best?

Jilin Tonghua

? Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is busy.

One day, coffee cup and glass were walking on the road at the same time, and my brain was teased and I made a joke. Suddenly someone behind shouted:? Look out, there's a car! ?

As a result, the glass was crushed . Coffee cup is very good. Why?

Because coffee cups have ears, but glasses don't.

5. Who lives in the dark?

Tinker bell (because he can't see his fingers)

6. Cars can fly. Guess a cup. ....

coffee ...

Because ... (car)-(plane)

7. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak meet without saying hello. Why?

Because they are all unfamiliar.

How many brothers does Aladdin have?

Three, Ala Jia, Ala Bing and Ala B.

9. It is said that there is a little white rabbit running. After running two steps, it turns right, runs two more steps, then turns right, and then turns right. Why?

Because it likes it. . .

10. A woman and her children are eating in a fancy restaurant. At this time, she lifted her clothes to breast-feed the child, but was stopped by the waiter. Why?

Because it says outside the restaurant: take-out is not allowed in this restaurant ~ ~ ~

1 1. What's the difference between jumping from the twentieth floor and jumping from the second floor?

Twentieth floor: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Second floor: pa ~ ah ah ah ah ah.

12. Why does Sanmao insist on pulling out a hair?

Because San Mao wants to comb the middle

13. Why can't you tell cold jokes at the seaside?

Because it will make the sea laugh (scream)

14. Sichuanese should see a small animal before eating spicy food, and then they are not afraid of spicy food. What small animal is it?

cockroach

Because I see cockroaches are not afraid of spicy ~

15. Q: Who is the last virgin in the world?

Shakespeare.

16. What animal sticks to the wall most easily?

Sea (newspaper) leopard

17. Q: A puppy traveled in the desert and died. How did he die?

A: He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee in the desert.

18. q: a puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still stuffy. Why?

A: There is a sign on the dotted pole, which says "No peeing here".

19. Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck to it, but it was stuffy. Why?

A: Many puppies are waiting in line.

20. Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There is nothing posted on it, and there is a queue. The result is still suffocating. Why?

A: Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is very embarrassed.

2 1. A bird flew over a cotton field and died. How did you die?

A froze to death (it turned cotton fields into snow)

22. Why did Yang Guo jump off a cliff?

Father is Kang?

23. A bull and a cow. Guess three words.

two (heads of) cattle

29. A woman who has been divorced fifty times, how should she be described? (an idiom)

Before? Public? give up

30. Father, mother, brother, sister, nephew, niece, uncle, aunt, son, daughter and cousin. You will say:? There are 12 people in this family. ? It's actually wrong. There are only four people in this family. If the answer is: a, b, c, d,

A and B are biological brothers and sisters. A is a brother, with a son C, B is a sister and a daughter D. ..

3 1. What kind of people will appear after death?

● The characters in the movie

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33. What books are not available in bookstores?

● suicide note

34. What is the elephant's left ear like?

● Right ear

35. What water can never be used up?

● Tears

36. What has five heads, but people don't find it strange?

● Hands and feet

37. The family asked the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason?

● Three long and two short.

38. Put a chicken and a goose on the iceberg at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead?

● Goose is the complete riddle and answer of penguin.

39. What English letters do people like to listen to best?

● CD

40. What is the secret of longevity?

Keep breathing, don't die.

4 1. The angrier, the bigger the thing.

● Temper

42. What are the flowers that bloom all year round?

● Plastic flowers

43. Why does Chang 'e like living on the moon?

Chang 'e loves rabbit meat.

44. What's the name of farting before death?

● Unique voice

45. When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in?

● In the toilet.

What is the smallest island in the world?

● Safety island on the road

47. When the earth explodes, where is the safest place?

● Hell

48. Little girl, enjoy the cool at night. Holding a lantern, shiny. (Type animal name)

firefly

49. A stick of incense was drilled into the ground. Bend down and walk, it won't break. (Type animal name)

earthworm

50. One thing is colorful. Jump off the stage and into the house. (Type animal name)

cat

5 1. Walk in the ditch and string in the ditch. I have a needle on my back and forgot the thread. (Type animal name)

Hedgehog

52. Fat legs and a pointed nose. Wear skirts and carry houses. (Type animal name)

soft-shelled turtle

53. The ship's board is hard and the ship's surface is high. Four paddles, shake slowly. (Type animal name)

turtle

54. A knife floats with the water. Eyes, no eyebrows. (Type animal name)

fish

55. A star, a little bit. Take the main road and drill small holes. (Type animal name)

ant

56. Small feet and high legs. Wear a red hat and a white robe. (Type animal name)

white crane

57. Boat, white tarpaulin. The head is red and the paddle is red. (Type animal name)

goose

58. Long arm monkey face. Have fun in the big forest. Pick wild fruits, pound magpie eggs, grab branches and swing. (Type animal name)