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I am a child who loves to laugh.

Rule 1: I am a child who loves to laugh. I am a child who loves to laugh. I am an innocent and lively child. I like laughing and telling jokes. Therefore, my classmates call me "the king of jokes".

Once, students gathered around to tell jokes. I went in to listen, and I laughed in the middle, and I still smiled with my stomach after listening. My classmates told me to stop laughing, but somehow I laughed louder and louder and my face turned red. On another occasion, my sister lost 5 yuan and looked for it at home. I miss her so much that she can't even remember where she put the money. I smiled at the thought. Who knows, I smiled, and my sister came over and asked, "Did you take my money?" Go ahead. "I quickly said to my sister," No, no, not me. " Sister added, "tell me, did you take it?" "I have no choice but to help my sister find it. It was not until later that my sister found the 5 yuan from the book and cleared me.

But my parents like me to laugh. Once, I told them a joke. They laughed and asked me to say, "I'd better laugh." Do you think I am ten years younger after laughing? " I like to laugh. Laughter adds a lot of happiness to my life.

Chapter 2: I am a child who loves to laugh. I am a child who loves to laugh. I am an innocent and lively child.

I like laughing and telling jokes. Therefore, my classmates call me "the king of jokes".

Once, students gathered around to tell jokes. I went in to listen, and I laughed in the middle, and I still smiled with my stomach after listening. My classmates told me to stop laughing, but somehow I laughed louder and louder and my face turned red.

On another occasion, my sister lost 5 yuan and looked for it at home. I miss her so much that she can't even remember where she put the money. I smiled at the thought. Who knows, I smiled, and my sister came over and asked, "Did you take my money?" Go ahead. "I quickly said to my sister," No, no, not me. " Sister added, "tell me, did you take it?" "I have no choice but to help my sister find it. It was not until later that my sister found the 5 yuan from the book and cleared me.

But my parents like me to laugh. Once, I told them a joke. They laughed and asked me to say, "I'd better laugh." Do you think I am ten years younger after laughing? "

I like to laugh. Laughter adds a lot of happiness to my life.

Article 3: I am a child who loves to laugh. I am a child who loves to laugh. I sneer, laugh strangely, laugh, laugh, giggle ... they are all my lifelong companions. What? You don't believe me? Then I will tell you the story of my "laughter".

One day, my mother and I went shopping in the supermarket. After reading for a while, I went shopping with my mother. I picked it for a long time and bought something. I was very impatient and shouted, "mom, go and buy me something to eat." If this continues, I will be exhausted. " Of course, that's my excuse. I just want my mother to buy me some snacks. Mom listened and agreed. When I arrived at the snack area, I took a look and put my favorite snacks into the shopping cart without hesitation. My mother looked at it and said, "Jiayu, why are you so casual?" You can't take anything without permission, it's not good! "I just smiled twice and put the snacks back in the bag. Mom added, "That's right. Come on, let's go to the aquatic area to buy some shrimp. " "All right!" I said. Then he burst out laughing. My mother heard my laughter and turned around and said, "What's the matter?" I was out of breath and said, "Haha … Look at your hair! """Corn silk!" I said, "Ha ha!" Mother took the corn beard from her hair and said, "Don't be naughty!" " I only smiled a few times and stopped talking.

Hi! You believed it this time, right? I like to laugh, right?

Chapter four: I am a child who loves to laugh. "Ha ha ha ha ....." Listen to the silvery laughter. You don't know where it came from! Yes, it came from my mouth.

I like to laugh. I think laughter gives me motivation, happiness and vitality.

Once, my parents quarreled for two days, and no one spoke to anyone. Everyone was helpless. Until the third morning, I let my parents sit together, and then I smiled and said to them loudly, look here, look here, laugh, laugh, and both of them laughed at once. I said, isn't that enough? Is it bad now? You two make each other smile every day. Where is there so much unhappiness? Look, I still use laughter to tell my parents not to quarrel about a little thing.

Do you like making friends with me?

Chapter 5: I am a child who loves to laugh. I can help others with a beautiful smile. I just need this slight movement.

Laughter is the wing of the soul. Let the soul put on wings and fly to the most beautiful place. I am a child who loves to laugh and like to give everyone a smile. People should be optimistic, love to laugh and live a happy life, and they will definitely feel the beauty of life!

With such a smile, you can arouse your conscience and responsibility in the depths of your soul without unnecessary skills; With such a smile, you will unload your fatigue and take you to recall the beauty of the past; Having such a smile will shake your heart and make your heart full of emotion.

Laugh and let you know your responsibility. On my way home, I met a brother and sister. Because of my sister's playfulness and indifference to my brother, my brother was almost hit by a car, so I picked up the little boy in time. I helped my brother to my sister and said, "Do you cherish your brother very much? Is it the responsibility of being a sister to leave him alone? Huh? " I gave her a sneer. She tried to refute something, and finally swallowed what she wanted to say. I gave her a meaningful smile and left. Looking back, the corner was exposed, and she was holding his delicate little hands.

Laugh, so you won't be tired anymore. Mom came back from a business trip because business was depressed. I spoiled my mother and said, "Don't be unhappy, just smile!" " "I gave my mother a sweet smile, and then my mother gave me a smile back.

Laughter brings shock to your heart and fills your heart with emotion. In elementary school, you always took it out on me. Remember, you were killed. Let me help you. I gave you a nifty smile when I walked out of the office. You look like you're going to cry. You will be good to me in the future.

I like to laugh, to make myself happy and to make others happy. I like to share "Laughter" with you, because "Laughter" is the most beautiful action.

I will live a happy life because I love to laugh. Everyone smiles with me and shares the most beautiful smile with the people around you, and you will feel happy.

I am very happy, I am a child who loves to laugh!

Article 6: I am a child who loves to laugh. I am a child who loves to laugh. Whenever I talk to you, I like to laugh. Sometimes smile; Sometimes grinning; Sometimes laugh wildly; Sometimes it's better not to laugh. In short, I laugh every day, and a day without laughing can suffocate me. I don't like crying, because I think people will shorten their life span if they cry all the time, so I always like laughing, and I hope I can live longer. "Ha ha ha ha", listen, how hearty my laughter is. ...

Laughter can sometimes help me relieve my troubles.

Last week, my parents not only quarreled for some reason, but also ignored each other during the day and didn't sleep together at night, which made my family fidgety. After thinking for a long time, I decided to ask this friend for help.

Laughter gave me an idea.

I made a greeting card for my father, which read: Husband, forgive me. I also specially added a few smiling faces at the back. Finally, after several days, I saw that my father's serious expression had improved a little.

So, I made a greeting card for my mother, which also said: Wife, forgive me, I'm sorry. A few smiling faces were added at the back, and my mother's frowning brows were stretched out. It seems that my efforts have not been in vain. Hey, hey, it's done.

I was finally relieved, but thanks to the help of my smiling friends.

In less than two days, my parents made up. When they knew that I had solved the problem, they all said that I was a clever boy, but I was dissatisfied with the answer: "Well, if my friends and I hadn't persuaded you, I'm afraid you would still be making trouble." "Ha ha ha ha" ... There were three happy laughter from our family outside the window.

Laughter will make me feel comfortable at any time; Laughter will clear my head every day; Laughter will make me happy, happy and healthy every day! composition

Chapter 7: I am a child who loves to laugh. Whenever I meet anything, I will laugh loudly.

Once, I heard my mother say, "Our family will buy a computer in a few days." Hearing the news, I was in a good mood and couldn't sleep at night.

A few days later, I bought a LCD computer at home. I walked around and said to myself, "Wow, this is my home computer. Ah, I also have a computer at home, so I can look up information online in the future. "

A few days later, my father asked the computer installer: Uncle Li, put the computer on. Dad asked me to bring a cup of tea to Uncle Li, so I went over and brought a cup of tea to Uncle Li. After a while, the computer was installed. Uncle Li asked me, "Do you want to surf the Internet?"

I said happily, "Yes, yes, yes." Uncle Li taught me how to surf the Internet. After a while, I can surf the Internet. I watch cartoons on the Internet, and I watch cartoons of "Big Head Son and Little Head Dad". I was fascinated by the beautiful cartoons, and I smiled after watching them. I said to myself, "The cartoons on the Internet are much better than those on TV.

When I sleep at night, I dream that I am on the computer and learning English online. I don't understand English. I study English online. Damn English makes me anxious like an ant on hot bricks. I learned a word and laughed so hard that my two front teeth almost fell out.

You see, no matter what happens, I will laugh. I really like laughing.

Chapter 8: I am a child who loves to laugh. I am a famous "laughing king" among the girls in our class. I can't stand laughing at even a little funny story. Let's hear an example of my love of laughter!

Case 1

"Ding Rinrin, Ding Rinrin", the sweet bell of music class pulled all the students who were playing outside the classroom back, and I ran into the classroom at once. In music class, the whole class performed exceptionally well. Even Niebo, who is the most active in peacetime, sits quietly in his seat like a pebble, motionless. Accompanied by beautiful songs, the music class is coming to an end. Teacher Zhang stopped suddenly, which startled us. She smiled and said, "Students, you did a good job today. Let's have an entertainment and ask some students to tell some jokes, shall we? " Needless to say, the students broke into violent shouts at once. Zhao Yifeng was so excited that he stood in a chair and held his hand high. Teacher Zhang asked him to tell a story on stage, and Zhao Yifeng began to "recite" vividly: "The story I told was" Skull and Ass "..." The students talked about it in succession: "What skull and ass?" On the topic of this joke, I laughed so hard that I couldn't control my laughter until my classmates and teachers threw surprised eyes at me. Coupled with Zhao Yifeng's antics and incisive language, my mouth hardly closed. Finally, he ended the class with a classic sentence: "If my ass is still alive, it must be much bigger than your skull!" " "There was a 3000 decibel laugh in the classroom immediately, and I smiled like a lady. ...

Case 2

Ha, I have a better way to laugh! When I am in charge of discipline in the class, I say something funny, and I will hide in the corridor outside the classroom and snicker. Once, such a super funny thing happened. One sunny afternoon, I came to the classroom early and urged my classmates to extract it. At this time, Hu Kehao stumbled into the classroom and kept disturbing other students. I criticized him: "Hu Kehao, why did you rush into the classroom so rashly?" Don't you see that your arrival has affected everyone's study? " Hu Kehao has been busy with his own affairs. He wouldn't listen to me. I patted his desk. He just looked up and looked at me blankly. He said, "Excuse me, Zhou Qingying, what can I do for you? Don't disturb the time when I talk to other students! " I shouted angrily, "Hu Kehao, go to the podium and fine the money, and then write' I won't do it again' 50 times! Don't go home less once! " Hearing this, Hu Kehao quickly begged for mercy and said, "Lord Zhou, please leave me alone once!" I will never do it again! "Everyone was amused by Hu Kehao, and the students were grinning." Hee hee hee hee "is the laughter of girls," ha ha ha "is the laughter of boys. As soon as I heard my classmates laughing, my laughing nerves began to work and were about to explode. I thought to myself: no, my classmates are watching me! I'm the monitor! We need to get out of here. I quickly covered my mouth and ran out laughing. Several classmates watched me walk away inexplicably. And my "horrible" laughter echoed in the corridor for a long time. ...

You see, this is me who loves to laugh. As soon as you enter Class 4 (5), you will find me, a cheerful and lively little girl. Do you want to make friends with me?