These private humorous jokes that can't be told to women at will.

These private humorous jokes that can't be told to women at will.

A woman asked me what's the use of your men's breasts being so small and so long, so I told her that we are a boundary, but I told you women not to be too small. . . Below, CJ sorted out these private humorous jokes that can't be told to women at will. I hope you like it! Welcome to refer to.

1, a woman asked me what's the use of your men's breasts being so small and so long, so I told her that we are a boundary, but I told you women not to be too small. . .

2. I often see a man saying that if he can't find a girl, he can only be gay, as if he also wants to be gay. . . How can men look up to men who women don't look up to? . .

3, the male blind date looks at the face, and the female blind date looks at the house. It depends on both mothers.

4. Why is a woman's time precious? Because after getting rid of doing hair, eating snacks, taking selfies and online stores, there is really not much time left for them.

5. Men behave completely differently before and after marriage. They beat their wives after marriage, and he beat his girlfriend before marriage.

6, men have no object, others will comfort, and now women are too demanding; If a woman has no object, others will definitely say that she is too demanding.

Nowadays, many women are reluctant to get married. Why? Because they found that a sausage can't buy a whole pig.

8. Just now, I asked my daughter-in-law, you said that one day I would pick up junk, would you like to go with me?

Daughter-in-law said: Who will see the child?

I said: I can weld, weld a small box next to the cart and put the child in!

Daughter-in-law said: Why do you have to pick up junk when you can weld?

Me. . .

9. A woman was caught cheating by her husband. Her husband waved a kitchen knife and asked her, What did you say before you died?

She:? Water under the bridge. Kill if you want, and cut if you want. There is nothing to say, a man of his word. ?

Husband:? When did I break my word?

Wife:? I thought you said you weren't coming back today. ?

10, my son had a fever of more than 40 degrees and cried at 3 o'clock in the middle of the night. I shook my wife and said, listen, the voice of the child crying. ?

The wife is stupefied, slap a fan to come over and say:? I still have the heart to sing. What the fuck time is it?

I also took it back:? Are you fucking blind? I thought we said it was three o'clock in the morning! ! ?

1 1, remembering a joke I read before, I miss Doby's wife.

He said to his wife: Wife, your legs seem to be getting longer.

Wife: No! Have you lost weight recently!

Me: I said the circumference.

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Sleeping on the floor tastes bad! ! !

12, daughter-in-law: Look at the quality of this sweater I bought. It has not been deformed for five years!

I took a deep breath of my cigarette: people are deformed. . .

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