Life children's cold jokes classic

Mom: Look at you throwing toys all over the room. I'm going to throw them away again. Son: If you throw away my toys, I will throw away all your cosmetics. More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Life Children's Jokes Classic (1) 1, Mom: You see your house is like a pigsty, and you still don't clean it up.

Me: Have you ever seen a pig clean the house? Not all pigs.

2. Dad woke up and found a child of several years old, touching his boobs.

Dad airway:? Fuck you! ?

The child cried: You can't even touch it without milk. What's the use of your breasts? ! ?

My 3.3-and-a-half-year-old daughter lives in her hometown in the countryside, and when she sleeps at night, she hears something upstairs.

My parents asked if there were any thieves.

At this moment, my daughter shouted: Don't steal my bottle!

4. Today, I saw a lady educating her daughter: Baby, do you still remember what your mother told you?

The little girl said, remember, first, don't open the door to strangers.

Two: Don't take things from strangers.

Three: Don't eat strangers' food.

Mom: The baby is so good.

Little girl: Mom, who is that stranger?

5. Teach a 3-year-old daughter to play chess, and know the chessboard first. Chu River and Han Jie have taught them for more than n times. The daughter already knows, and the wife has come to verify it. Chuhe, then what?

The daughter answered without thinking? Is it noon? . . .

My 14-month-old nephew loves cleanliness. Go to the toilet to wash your hands every time you get dirty!

2. Have dinner tonight, because I like to drink two sips of white wine, and I will take my mobile phone to the balcony to answer the phone halfway. . .

When I came back, I found that there was no white wine in the cup. I looked at my wife in the kitchen. At this time, the son suddenly said, I think you have problems eating wine and vegetables. I poured it for you. . .

3. Bring a new dress and ask your son: Does mom look good in it?

Here's a sentence from Xiong Haizi: it looks good, that is, mom, you have too much meat, too thick legs and too fat. It doesn't look good on you!

My son is three years old. He is very sensible and diligent. He likes being praised.

It's good for you to ask him to pass cigarettes and socks in the morning. The most important thing is that you can't make a mistake.

I went to pee just now, and he was there, staring at me for a while, running into the house with a razor: Dad! Here! Scratch!

Life children's jokes (3) 1. The wife took her son to the supermarket to buy things. As a result, the wife came back and left her son in the supermarket. . .

I ran quickly to the supermarket. My son was crying when I got to the supermarket. I'm coming. He came over and hugged me and said, Dad, go find mom. I lost my mother?

2. I was making the bed in the morning, and my daughter ran over and said, Mom, I want to take a picture under the pillow.

I feel a kind of joy in my heart. Ah, my daughter likes cleanliness in the first grade of primary school.

But she went on to say: because there are all the boogers I collected last night!

3. Dad: Whose bag is the table?

Me: Fuck you.

... thump ...

Dad: Whose is it?

Me: My aunt's. 555555。

4. I brought my girlfriend home for the first time and the whole family had dinner together. My girlfriend said to her five-year-old nephew, Lele, you are so smart, my aunt will test you! You make words or sentences with spinach, and you can't mention spinach and pineapple in the sentence! Good answer, aunt. Buy you a remote control plane! ?

Lele thought for a moment and said, Aunt's bobo is so big!

I spit out the rice and the air froze in an instant!

Who knows, my girlfriend said: Good boy, my aunt awarded you a remote control car. . .

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