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Puyi was invited by Shen Zui and DUZH to visit the Forbidden City. What's so funny?
First, buy a ticket when you go home. Where have the feudal royal rulers lived since the founding of New China? The Forbidden City has become a museum for people to visit. Since it has become a scenic spot, it is natural to buy tickets. At that time, everyone was curious about the emperor's residence, so even under that condition, there were still many reasons to buy a ticket and go in to see the place where the emperor once lived and worked. Just like now, there are many people in the Forbidden City. Puyi, who was dragged back to his hometown by Du and others, was also waiting in line to buy tickets.
Looking at the long queue, Puyi can't help but sigh. Now, I have to buy a ticket to go home. Du and others were amused by this sentence, and Puyi also laughed. However, no one knows whether he is really laughing. But, I think, Puyi's heart is probably bitter. After all, this magnificent palace once belonged to him completely. But people like Pu Yi who are afraid of death should not show it even if their hearts are bitter.
Second, the portrait is not Guangxu. At that time, there was a room in the Forbidden City with a portrait of the emperor. Puyi followed the others to visit, but quarreled at the sight of the portrait. The name written below the portrait belongs to Emperor Guangxu, but Puyi insists that it is not a portrait of Emperor Guangxu. The experts on the side are impatient. He didn't expect this ugly guy to know more about the history of the Qing Dynasty than he did, so he took it out on Puyi and said, I don't know the portrait of Guangxu?
Hearing this, Puyi said with a smile, that's not a portrait of Guangxu, but Zai Feng, the prince of alcohol, my father. Don't I know my father? Experts know that this person in front of them is actually the last emperor Puyi. Since Puyi himself said that the portrait was hung wrong, the experts naturally would not continue to insist, so they immediately ordered the staff? Guangxu? The portrait was removed and replaced with a real portrait of Emperor Guangxu.
3. When Qu Qu Puyi visited the Forbidden City under the throne, he also went to the Guangming Hall in Zheng Da. In the center of the Hall of Justice, Puyi also went up and sat down. Puyi sat on the dragon chair, groping under the throne and groping for the past. Finally, he found what he was looking for? Cricket cage. This is the treasure of Puyi when he was a young emperor. He put it under the dragon chair and later scrapped it three times. The cricket cage is still there, and Qing has long since died.
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