I beg you for the funny sketch in the school anniversary program! ! !

Director Dong: Mother tongues, no, no, teachers, classmates, leaders. In this month when the autumn breeze is blowing and the spring flowers are blooming, the first public opinion congress of the Higher Art School and the symposium "The leaders and we are heart-to-heart, and we are holding hands with the leaders" (all in one go) The summary and commendation of the first phase of the new campus relocation and the preparation and mobilization meeting for the second phase of the new campus relocation were grandly opened. (Applause)

Principal: Drink some water, don’t choke.

Director Dong: Thank you, principal. Thank you, principal. I...continue?

Principal: Ah, go ahead.

Director Dong: OK. (Coughing) First of all, the first event of the conference is to have everyone stand up and sing the song!

[Everyone stands up and sings "We are the new generation of reclaiming wasteland, vowing to turn Wolf Mountain into a good Jiangnan. Yeah!"

Director Dong: Everyone sits down, the conference is going on. Second item, please invite Secretary Liu to announce the opening of the conference!

Secretary: I declare (cough) the opening. (Stop)

Director Dong: Everyone applauds. The third item of the conference was held, and I delivered a speech on behalf of the school leaders. In order to reflect our return to the local nature of nature, I use popular language to express the passion in my heart that is as fierce, sincere and as hot as tea.

(Student Fu just took a sip of water, squirted it out, and laughed. Everyone looked at Fu expressionlessly)

Student Fu:... Tu...

Secretary: (quietly) You haven’t had a meeting before, you have to understand the spirit!

Director Dong: (Suddenly) Ah, Higher Art School, my mother! You fed me with your milk, and I want to repay you by bringing you pancakes and steamed buns! Ah, today, in front of these children, please call me by my nickname again... Gou Sheng'er!

Principal: (Northeastern dialect) Oh my god, this is too tacky, shut up!

Director Dong: (immediately) all right. But I don't understand you are not Are you required to adapt to the new school environment and pursue locality?

Principal: But you have the earthy nature, but your natural nature has been destroyed. Forget it, let’s move on to the next item.

Director Dong: Okay, okay. Next, the conference will proceed to the fifth item, with Mr. Sun, the representative of public opinion, speaking.

Teacher Sun: Thank you, thank you, thank you all for speaking and giving me such a precious opportunity. I...I, I'm sorry, I'm so excited...First of all, I want to thank all the leaders who have supported me, cared for me and helped me over the years. Thank you. Without you, I would not have Sun Erpang today, especially Principal Chang. You are a down-to-earth person, so down-to-earth! I just gave you a few kilograms of pork and I taught it. What do you think it is? I am the one who killed the pig (Principal Chang coughed violently)

Director Dong: Teacher Sun, let’s get to the point!

Teacher Sun: I haven’t finished thanking you yet. I also want to thank my students and fans, I love you!

Principal: Enough...enough, we all accept it heartily. You should mainly talk about moving schools.

Teacher Sun: Well... moving the school is really a great thing that the school leaders have done for our teachers and students. It not only cultivated my sentiments but also strengthened my will. Since I came to the new campus, I have a good environment, good mood, good appetite, good food, good health, and even learned how to fight wolves. Teachers and students who have not moved, please take a look, our last home is Kaoshantun, 80 miles west of the city. That's it, thank you!

Director Dong: OK, is there anything else?

Teacher Sun: Yes. I wish our conference will be a moving conference, a successful conference, and a victorious conference! Finally, I wish our great Secretary Liu long life and endless life! I wish Principal Chang good health and good health forever!

(Group coughing)

Principal: OK, OK, the content is very rich, let’s move on to the next item

Student Fu: Most of our classmates are concerned about moving schools. We express strong dissatisfaction and protest, and ask the authorities to give us a reasonable explanation as to why we are put together with wolves.

(Secretary, Principal, and Director Dong looked at each other in confusion)

Secretary: (To the Principal) What’s going on? Didn’t I say that everything has been arranged?

Director Dong: The student I assigned had diarrhea temporarily and asked his classmates to take over. I didn’t have time to help him get his thoughts together.

Secretary: Playing the piano randomly, I have different opinions on what to do about this. I have never held such a meeting.

Principal: I haven’t opened it either...

Director Dong: It’s up to me. Hello, classmate, why, you don’t seem to be satisfied with the new campus?

Director Dong: Oh! What a shame. But it doesn't matter, this is normal. There will inevitably be an adaptation period to a new environment. Of course, putting you and the wolf together is also for artistic reasons. Art requires a kind of wildness.

Student Fu: Yes, I studied bel canto, and they all say that I am now a Fauvist! You want to dance with wolves all day long, can I not be brutal?

Director Dong: Mr. Fu! You have to understand that Secretary Liu and Principal Zhang are all leaders. How can their decisions be wrong? You have only eaten a few taels of dry food and you have to jump out to challenge authority. If you go against you, you will be punished.

Classmate Fu: I don’t accept it! I want to sue! Oh my gosh! Darkness! ****Public opinion!

Director Dong: Don’t worry, classmate. Scholarships will be awarded this semester. There is a special award. You have to work hard. I am very optimistic about you.

Student Fu: Are you saying that I can win this award?

Classmate Fu: Support! Firmly support the wise decision of the party and school leaders! I have long wanted to develop in the original ecological direction. Thank you school for giving me this opportunity! After graduation, I plan to take root in the mountainous areas, build mountainous areas, and be a mountain person. My dream is to be a "farmer's wife, a mountain spring, and a little bit of farmland."

Director Dong: Not bad, not bad, very promising. (To the secretary, principal) OK, done.

Secretary: Xiao Dong has strong work ability and is a good comrade.

Director Dong: The two leaders still lead well. Let's get on with it.

Principal: Go ahead. Hurry up, I have a drink at noon.

Director Dong: The conference is proceeding to the seventh item. Principal Chang is invited to give the closing speech!

Principal:...This conference...is very good...

Secretary: I declare that the conference is closed!