Kneel for Chinese New Year jokes and erhu jokes.

Actually, it's easy for me to get up. Turn off the wifi, my mobile phone is dead, there is something delicious, and if a male god asks me out, I will get up. It's that simple.

I used to want to go out to the internet cafe when I was at school, but I was stopped by the security guard when I climbed over the wall! I immediately jumped down and said cautiously, "Can I go in and find someone?" The security guard said majestically, "No! Get out! " Then. . . Then I went out! ! ! 、

Shortly after graduation, I wanted to give Xueba a lesson he didn't like very much, so I wrote a dirty word "Carbon (C), Nitrogen (N), Magnesium (Mg), Boron (Bi)" on a small piece of paper and gave it to him with a bad smile. After seeing the paper, Xueba said to himself, "All elements are within 20" and wrote me a note that read

Time is changing and people are changing. Some things, no matter how hard we try, can't go back.

When everyone else is enjoying the annual leave, bonus, year-end bonus and welfare, I can only silently run to the balcony to hang clothes. ...

A man can only buy one true love ring in his life. He came across a diamond ring brand called Darry Ring. Very special, only men can buy it, and they can only buy one with their ID cards. In other words, a man can only give a woman a Darryl ring in his life. Darry Ring believes that true love belongs to only two people. Many people don't have the courage to send such a ring because they don't know how to cherish life.

Do you know why you can't save money Because I don't earn much.

Ha ha. In bars, people often throw paper towels and cigarette butts into urinals. Often blocked. The bartender is helpless. Until one day ...-he posted a notice there ... "The hands that picked up the paper towels and cigarette butts you threw out of this urinal are the same as the hands that poured beer and delivered French fries to you. It's up to you. . . "Since then, no one has been thrown there. . . . . New skills get √. .

Looking at the strength of the unit from the holiday time This is a comparison table of the strength of the unit unanimously recognized by many experts: = = Local tyrants who have already had a holiday; = = literary and art units that have a holiday since the 24th; Holiday on 28th = = Ordinary unit; Unit = = 29 is still at work on the 29th; Soldiers still working in 2B on 30th. Your unit is. . ? (

Bear Haizi haunts, please pay attention. . . PS。 Kid! There may be methane in the sewer. Don't set off firecrackers!