Jokes about Tujia people

The boy sitting next to me looked at the teacher from time to time with an expectant expression on his face.

His hand hesitated to raise, put down and raise ...

Finally, the teacher found him.

"What's your problem, this classmate?"

The boy blushed and said, "Can I use the toilet? I have a stomachache ... "

of course, the teacher said that you can pull it. It's human nature.

I only saw the boy bounce up from his seat at once and walk quickly to the door of the classroom.

Just as he walked to the front of the platform, he suddenly stopped and shouted,

"I can't help pulling! ! ! ！”

then the legs are differentiated, and the knees are bent, making a semi-squat.

his lower abdomen is working hard, his face is in pain, and his mouth is still breathing "hmm ..."

...

Finally, he took a long breath, stood up and turned to face everyone with a comfortable expression on his face.

When everyone hasn't recovered from the surprise just now, I have done another feat in my life.

He carefully put his hand into his pants and pounded it on his ass.

Then he slowly pulled it out and put it in front of his nose, smelling it intoxicated ...

Half of the students fainted at once ...

Then he slowly put his hand near his mouth and spit out "sweet lips" in his life, < Licked it clean bit by bit ...

The students who didn't feel dizzy just now are all dizzy now ...

PS: Later, I learned that a plastic bag was put in my pants this life, filled with peanut butter (still coarse) ...

The whole class beat it up (the teacher didn't stop it), and many people vowed not to eat peanuts again in this life.

On April Fool's Day, they suddenly felt upset and ran to the toilet.

when I finished, I looked for toilet paper, and I was shocked. There was no paper in the empty scroll. In an instant, I understand that today is April Fool's Day, and I don't want to look here if I curse and toss people!

hurry! Suddenly, I found my mobile phone in my pocket, and I cried with joy. I was especially careful that my mobile phone would fall into the pit and lose the last life-saving grass.

Phone colleague No.1 said, "I'm in the toilet, and I have no paper. Please come to the emergency!" My colleague replied, "Today's April Fool's Day, just now someone called for toilet paper to save the emergency. How could anyone? Not credible! " .

when you're done, hang up and get a good scolding.

Telephone colleague No.2 said, "I'm in the toilet, and I have no paper. Please come to the emergency!" ,

Colleague replied, "Today's April Fool's Day, I refuse to go out to work, sorry!" . Finished, hung up, in pain.

Telephone colleague No.3, "I know today is April Fool's Day, and I am in the toilet, so please come to the emergency. Please believe me!" My colleague replied, "How can you imitate me? You just cheated someone with this trick. How can you use it without consultation?" . Finish talking. Hang up, helpless.

phone colleague number four, dialing. A squatting toilet next door rang out, "Friend, don't count on it. I've been here for three hours, and my phone is dead, so far I haven't got out of trouble!