What's a happy joke?

What are the happy jokes?

What are the happy jokes? Jokes are also a spice in our lives. Many people can take a look at such jokes when they are sad and depressed, which will help ease our bad mood. Here are some happy jokes for everyone. What's the funny joke? 1

1. After driving Wukong away, the Tang Priest met a monster again, so he had to read a magic spell to call Wukong back for help. Soon a new voice came from the air: Sorry, the subscriber you called is not in the service area, please try again later.

2. Palmist: Your palm is very big. You must be very lonely. Me: Huh? This can be seen, why? Palmist: Because the bigger you get, the lonelier you get.

3. I missed the bus at work, so I ran after the bus. A man riding an electric car shouted, "Come on!" I suddenly felt a warm current in my heart, and just wanted to feel the beauty of this world, the man then shouted: "Come on, master, don't let this person catch up behind me!" "

4. Wife: Do you know why a man is called a penis below? Husband: I don't know! Wife: As a man, you don't even know that! Husband: Do you know why? Wife: Because a man had three eggs, and then he hatched one!

5. We have six brothers in our dormitory. Some time ago, in order to improve our English, we unanimously decided to communicate in English at ordinary times. Whoever speaks Chinese will be fined 5 yuan. In this way, a week later, English didn't improve much, but I learned two other languages, sign language and sign language.

6. Recently, I bought a box of mask powder online, which should be made with honey or yogurt. When the mask arrived, I went to the supermarket to buy a box of yogurt. When I opened the yogurt, I felt that my face was not so important.

7. There are guests coming to the farmhouse, and the master wants to kill the rooster, but the rooster can't come down on the roof. The master scolds: If you don't come down, I'll kill all the hens, making your life worse than death! The cock laughed wildly: Shit, I can finally find a pheasant!

8. We have a colleague who is allergic to mutton, and his face is swollen when he eats mutton, so everyone takes him with him every time he eats kebabs. The more swollen his face is, the more authentic the mutton in that family is.

9. A teacher said to her students: You changed my religious belief. I used to be an atheist, but after meeting you, I really met a ghost.

1. The young couple are going on their honeymoon. The mother warned her daughter that women should be reserved when they go to bed and don't take off all their clothes. After the honeymoon, the groom asked his mother-in-law: Is your daughter mentally ill? She wears a hat to sleep every day!

11. When my mother was cooking, she found that she had run out of salt, so she asked me to go to the supermarket downstairs to buy salt. I was brushing my mobile phone and didn't want to go, so I said to my mother, Mom, I have something important to do. Go and buy it yourself. The little niece took the money from her mother and said, Grandma, I didn't mean you. If I had such a daughter, I would have slapped her with a feather duster. Then I opened the door and went downstairs to buy salt. What are the happy jokes? 2

1. The biggest failure in life is the Tang Priest. No matter whether he is an enemy or a friend, he wants to send him to the West, but he even dreams of going to the West.

second, when I was a child, I compared my academic performance. When I grew up, I compared my salary. Now I have to compare my steps when I walk! Leave me alone, I just want to be an uncontested garbage, but I didn't find out until I really did it, even the garbage had to be classified!

third, those who are handsome and have cars are chess, and those who have money and houses are banks.

Fourth, other people's wives will be angry, and my wife is still inflating.

5. Life is not just about the present, but also about the invitation of the ex.

6. If being rich is also a mistake, I'd rather make mistakes again and again. Actually, it doesn't matter to me if I make mistakes ...

7. Don't panic when your life is not going well. Look at your wallet and savings, just cry.

8. Although you are not good-looking, you are unique. The world can't do without you, because no one can set off the beauty of the world without you!

9. "In the world of adults, it is not easy except to gain weight." "No, there are ugliness and baldness. How worried can you be about baldness in your twenties?"

1. The north wind is blowing, and the autumn wind is cool. Whose wife keeps her room? If you are in trouble, I will help. I live next door. My name is Wang.

Xi. I am a mature person. I never do things like eating in anger until I am full.

12. When you were a child, you were called a turtle grandson by your grandmother, a rabbit by your mother, and when you grew up, you were called single dog by others. You will be a history of animals all your life.

thirteen, in fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, but it didn't come back with me in the end. It's a waste of my heart and money to pay for it!

14. If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you should pay more money.

15. The parking lot in the community is poorly designed, just like a maze. It takes a long time to find out that I don't have a car every time I go out!

no matter how high the martial arts are, you can't do it with a kitchen knife. No matter how good your flying skills are, you can't fly a bird.

XVII. What kind of experience will you have if you get back together with your predecessor? God replied: it's still the familiar taste, or the original formula.

XVIII. There are two reasons for the generation of leftover women. One is that no one despises them, and the other is that no one despises them.

XIX. Every time I swear to lose weight, I just say it out loud to scare the whole body.

for the rest of my life, you will cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and mop the floor. Anyway, everything will be you.

21st, on the tenth wedding anniversary, the wife said to her husband affectionately, "Dear, tell me about your feelings in the past ten years." The husband sighed and said, "Marriage is risky, so be careful when you apply for a certificate!" "

twenty-two, don't wear skirts when you go out recently. It's a fine day, so you don't know if the wind is serious!

twenty-three, the teacher said nothing about us, but he will still speak us very well in front of the next junior!

be my girlfriend, I will protect you, and I will never let other girlfriends find out. What are the happy jokes? 3

First, the boat of friendship will turn over when it is said, and the ship of love will sink when it is said. Only single dog's canoe can stand still.

second, it's valentine's day. I asked my wife what I should give you. My wife said that you can give me anything, as long as it's from you, I like it all. I carefully thought about it and said to her, "I'll take you back to your parents!" "

Third, those who spend the night are called hotels, while those who drink are called nightclubs. Is the name taken backwards?

Fourth, sometimes you don't know how happy a person is without a serious relationship.

5. When I was a child, I played football on the playground. When I kicked it, the ball flew over the head of the headmaster and sent him to the hospital. After examination, the doctor found that the headmaster had a malignant tumor in his head and decided that he would die if he came a month late. The end of the matter was that the headmaster praised me for playing well and I joined the school football team.

at present, the only thing I can afford to put down is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get out of is the quilt.

7. "Let's talk about something heavy, such as your weight!" After a silence, the sister replied, "This is too heavy, so let's talk about something superficial, such as your IQ!" "

8. Nowadays, people talk about going to bed, but they just want to lie in bed and play with their mobile phones. If they get up, they will also sit on the toilet and play with their mobile phones.

9. My dream is to save one million yuan. Now I have finished half of it, and I have saved one hundred yuan.

X. When I chased my girlfriend and went to her house at night, she didn't want to, and her finger was caught in the door, which was terrible. She just didn't take her hand and squeezed into it, and her eyes were quite firm; Now, in order to go out to play at night, she won't let me. After going out, her front foot was caught in the door, and her mouth was full of mud. She just climbed out and her eyes were full of desire for freedom.

Xi. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough one is borrowing money.

12. I was taught not to spend money recklessly since I was a child. When I grew up, I found that there was no money for me to spend.

XIII. I've seen cigarette butts in public toilets. These are all weak! I went into the public toilet today, and there was a pile of melon seeds in front of the pit. Damn it, the realm is too high!

14. If you can't get something, you should either fight for it or take it calmly. If you can't eat grapes, you are hiding your incompetence.

15. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, I promise you will hit me.

16. Robbery in ancient times: I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to pass by, stay and buy road money. After hundreds of years of civilization baptism, in today's society, robbery is like this: 5 meters ahead of the toll station, please slow down.

XVII. Go after the person you like bravely, so that you can know that there is far more than one person who refuses you.

18. Remember, dear, those who are good-looking are coquetry, and those who are ugly are wild.

birthdays after 19 or 25 are no fun. By the age of 35, those who can not cry out on their birthdays are the strong ones in life.

2. If the speed of the teacher's lecture is like a 4G signal, then Xueba is connected to wifi, others use 3G network to receive it, and others use 2G network to receive it, but I am disconnected!

twenty-one, if you eat bitter, your heart will be more blocked.

twenty-two, I used to have eight abdominal muscles, but when I was practicing the ninth one, I was possessed, and 99 became one.

twenty-three, nothing is difficult in the world, but the rich; Birds of a feather flock together, and people are divided by poverty.

twenty-four, I heard that these four kinds of girls are hard to find a partner. First, they can't be coquettish and cute. Second, they are men of character. Third, they are more homebody. Fourth, they don't like makeup. Knowing the truth, I suddenly petrified.

twenty-five, the fat man's voice: I enjoy it in my mouth and want to be thin in my heart.

twenty-six, some people say you are like a monkey, others say you are like a pig, and they are still arguing. They really go too far! You obviously look like a monkey and have a brain like a pig!

27. unlike others, I don't need money to solve anything that can be solved with money, because I have no money.

twenty-eight, TV ended with the hero and heroine getting married, which shows a profound truth. Once married, there is no future.

twenty-nine. I am getting married and haven't bought any furniture yet. My mother secretly told me: I can't buy a bed that is one meter eight, but one that is one meter five. In case of a quarrel in the future, I will sleep separately if the bed is too big, and the smaller bed will be easier to coax. I just want to say, mom, you are so naive. Do you think I can still sleep after a quarrel?

3. Who says I can't persist in my work? I've been single for thirty years and I haven't wavered at all.