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Douluo Mainland Fifth Word 1
"Mutant Wu Soul, what is that?" Tang San asked.
The master patiently explained: "this is about how the witch soul is passed down." A person's martial spirit is directly related to that of his parents. The most normal situation is to inherit the martial spirit of father or mother. This is the family-style martial spirit inheritance. And some exceptions are the so-called variation of Wu soul. The source is also the witch soul of parents, but because the witch soul between father and mother has certain variability, the witch soul of the inheritor will mutate and produce a new witch soul. Wu's mutant soul can be extremely powerful, even full of innate soul power. But the souls of most mutant weapons will only become weak. Wu's soul variation is like the product of consanguineous marriage. There is a great chance of being an idiot, but there may also be wise people who are far away from ordinary people. "
Tang San nodded. Suddenly, he took a step back and kept his distance from his master. Then, he fell to his knees and kowtowed respectfully to the master for three times.
This time, the master was shocked. "What are you doing?"
"teacher." Tang Sangong respectfully shouted, "Please accept me as a disciple."
The host smiled, smiled with satisfaction, and bent down to pull Tang San up. "Silly boy, why do you want to kowtow? Don't you know that this is the etiquette of worshipping only the king and parents? Just squat. "
Dorota VI's habits were obviously different from those of Tang III, but Tang III didn't think he had too much manners. He solemnly said: "One day as a teacher, one will be a father for life. You should bow to me. "
Tangmen's teaching of etiquette is very strict. When they grew up under this kind of education, they were deeply imprinted in the heart of Tang San.
The master looked at Tang San excitedly. "A day as a teacher, a lifetime as a father, good, good. It seems that I really didn't choose the wrong one. " As the saying goes, details determine success or failure. Although the contact between master and apprentice is not long, the master has already got a great understanding of the children in front of him.
"Come on, I'll take you to the Academic Affairs Office to report." The master held Tang San's hand again, and his originally dry hand was sweating slightly because of excitement.
Notting Junior Soul College is not as big as it looks. It is mainly divided into several areas, the main teaching building, the playground and the dormitory building on the east side of the playground.
Although it is only a junior soul teacher college, the requirements for students here are also very strict. Even if they live next to the college, students must stay in the college and accept unified management.
The education office is located on the first floor of the main teaching building. The teacher in charge of receiving new students is a teacher who looks over 60 years old, and two young teachers who are under 30 years old help him.
The master put the certificate on the table and said to the elderly teacher, "Director Su, this is a work-study program student sent by the Holy Soul Village this year. Please help him register. "
Director Sue said with a big smile, "Teacher, why are you here? What a rare visitor! Please sit down. "
The master shook his head and said to Tang, "register here yourself, and these teachers will tell you how to do it." I'll go first and come to you later. "
Tang San nodded and said respectfully, "Goodbye, teacher."
The master smiled, touched his head and turned away.
After listening to the name of the master, Director Su seems to be very interested. "Young man, you call the teacher teacher? He is not a teacher in our college. "
Don: "But he is my teacher."
Director Su was stunned. "Do you worship the master as a teacher?" He has a strange expression. It's an expression of wanting to laugh and hold back.
Don: "What's the matter? Teacher. "
Director Su shook his head again and again and said with a smile, "No, no, I didn't expect the master to accept an apprentice. However, you are still a student in this college, and you must abide by the rules and regulations of the college in the future. Do you understand? "
Tang San nodded his head.
Sue, director of the next to the two young teachers don't have his good self-restraint, one of them took a look at the proof of Wu Soul Hall. He laughed, "Tang San, right? As a college teacher, I should remind you. The master not only recognized him. Any soul teacher, whether he graduated from college or not, can only recognize a master, otherwise, he will be tolerated by the world. Do you really think the master is suitable? Oh, you are still full of energy. Unfortunately, Wu's soul is blue silver grass. "
Seeing the words "innate soul power" on the certificate, all the teachers present showed a look of surprise, but Blue Silver Grass turned surprise into regret.
Tang San looked at the three university teachers in front of him strangely. "What's not appropriate?"
Director Su glared at the young teacher around him and said, "Master is a bit odd, but from a certain point of view, he is an invincible existence in Wulin. Anyway, your martial spirit is also blue and silver grass, so it doesn't matter if you worship him as a teacher. All right, that's it. This is your stuff. It's free in the college. You live in room 7 in the dormitory. The head teacher there will arrange your work as a work-study program. Go ahead. "
"Thank you." Took what Director Su handed me, saluted, and turned and walked out of the Academic Affairs Office.
Director Su gave him a standard school uniform of Notting Youth Soul College. The white texture looks very clean. Just out of the academic affairs office, Tang San vaguely heard the voice of the young teacher who had spoken in the academic affairs office before. "Master is invincible, but it is also invincible in theory. Of course, the premise is that his theory can become a reality. Director, I still remember what the master said about the ten core competitiveness of Wu Soul. That's simply ridiculous. "
"That's enough, the master is a friend of the dean. Don't judge yourself. Although no one has proved that his theory is correct, no one has proved that his theory is wrong. In Wulin, the master is a famous figure. "
"No, the director, should be a famous clown. Everyone just thinks he is a joke. "
Hearing the dialogue inside, Tang San's footsteps just paused a little and continued to walk away. There is a faint disdain at the corner of his mouth, of course, not for the teacher he just met, but for the three teachers in the academic affairs office.
Just from a simple proof, you can see that you are twin martial spirits, and you can conclude that another person with a very strong martial spirit is just a joke.
Invincible in theory What I need most now is theory. The master's strength cannot be passed on to his disciples, but knowledge is passed down. These people don't even know this, but they are college teachers.
There is only one dormitory building, which is easy to find. College students and teachers live here. As old Jack said, few people can become masters of souls, especially in remote cities like Notting. The number of teachers and students in the whole college is small, and a dormitory building is completely affordable.
There are only seven student dormitories. Because the students of Junior Soul Teachers College are relatively young, in order to better manage them in a unified way, students of each grade live in a big dormitory. However, Notting Junior Soul Teachers College has only about 40 students in each grade.
On the bottom three floors of the dormitory, there are seven students living in the dormitory, and each dormitory has a teacher in charge.
Seven of the seven dormitories are special and have the worst conditions. They are specially designed for work-study students. After all, the college is not a good hall. Although the tuition fee of work-study program has been reduced, the treatment can not be as good as that of ordinary students.
Qishe is also the only mixed-age dormitory. All work-study students live here regardless of grade.
As soon as Tang Sangang walked to the door of seven houses, he heard voices coming from inside. The door was open. He went to the door and looked inside.
This is a spacious room with nearly 300 square meters. There are fifty beds in it, but there are only beds. There are only eleven beds with bedding. There are seven or eight children aged eight to twelve at this time.
Tang San knocked on the door and the children's eyes suddenly turned to his direction. An older child looked at Tang San. He was wearing a patch and came to him.
The child is nearly two heads taller than Tang San, and at his age, his figure is quite burly. When he came to Tang San, some condescending people looked at him and said, "The new work-study students?"
Tang San has a kind smile on his face. "Hello, I'm a work-study student in Holy Soul Village."
"My name is, is a war tiger wu soul, spirit of war division in the future. The boss here, the child. What's your name? What is Wu's soul? "
"My name is Wu, and her soul is bluegrass."
"Blue silver grass? When will the soul of bluegrass be cultivated? " Wang Sheng assumed an extremely surprised look. Most of the children in the dormitory burst into laughter and looked at Tang San like an idiot.
Tang San is still smiling. "Would you please make way?"
Wang Sheng ignored Tang San's words. "Little third, I am the boss here. You have to listen to me from now on, okay? "
The smile on Tang San's face gradually disappeared. "My name is Tang San, not Xiao Sanzi." He doesn't care if his elders kindly call him mistress, or it's okay to call him mistress, but this so-called boss is obviously trying to give him a run for the horse.
Wang Sheng put his hand on Tang San's shoulder and pushed him back. "I'll call you Xiao Sanzi. What happened? Not convinced? "
Tang shook his head gently and put his school uniform on a bed next to him. Just as Wang Sheng wondered what he was doing, suddenly, Tang San disappeared in front of him.
Other students clearly saw that Tang trotted three times and walked behind him without looking back. His right arm bent and his elbow hit Wang Sheng's waist. At the same time, his right foot just stayed in front of Wang Sheng's right foot.
Before Wang Sheng realized this, he stumbled out of the dormitory door. Fortunately, his footwork strength was good, and he didn't throw himself down, otherwise it would be the end of dogs eating shit.
"Son of a bitch, how dare you hit me?" Wang Sheng was furious and turned to pounce on Tang San like a tiger down the mountain.
Tang San just hopes that he will not encounter too much trouble in his future college life, at least his normal life will not be disturbed. Therefore, he must think that this' boss' should be taught a lesson. This is the so-called warning.
Seeing Wang Sheng coming and punching him in the chest, Tang San stepped forward to meet Wang Sheng. He just walked to Wang Sheng, at the same time, his left hand holding his right hand around. Completed a simple and effective action.
Wang Sheng only felt that his right fist seemed to be pulled by a special force, which actually changed the direction. At the same time, a powerful force came from Tang San's right hand. His foot just tripped and his body suddenly flew out again. This time, the balance is not so good. The simple movements in the hands of Tang Sanshuang have already used the method of controlling cranes and catching dragons in the Tang Dynasty. With the help of Wang Sheng's own strength and his own strength, Wang Sheng burst into a splash and immediately threw himself on the bed. If the first time is a coincidence, then throwing Wang Sheng out twice in a row is obviously not that simple. The eyes of other children looking at Tang San suddenly changed.
A growl that obviously shouldn't have appeared in the child's mouth came from Wang Sheng's throat. Vaguely, he could see a faint yellow light rising from his body, and his body jumped up on the bed in an instant. Both the degree and the strength are obviously not as good as before.
Wu soul. He used the power of Wu's soul The idea flashed from Tang San's mind between lightning and Shi Huo.
But what about Wu's soul?
See Wang Sheng grabbed his hand on the shoulder, Tang San also raised his claw-shaped hand, greeting Wang Sheng's hand. The toes of both feet are inward at the same time, and the knees are slightly bent, making a standard posture of clamping the sheep and the horse.
If the four hands are connected, if it is only a technical application, then now it is a contest of strength. Two pairs of hands of different sizes have been caught together.
Wang Sheng was obviously angered by Tang San, and his face was ferocious. At this point, he has used his martial spirit to fight tigers. Although he also knows that he can't really hurt Tang San, he must at least rely on his own strength to make this bring disgrace to oneself boy fall to the ground.
Li has every reason to believe that his strength should easily overwhelm this boy in the top five among the students.
However, is this really the case?
Although Tang San is thin, he can even wield a casting hammer nearly a thousand times a day. How can his strength be normal?
At the same time with Wang Shengli, he obviously felt that his hands, which were obviously a few sizes smaller than himself, were as hard as steel. Almost in an instant, he won an overwhelming victory in strength. Tang San pushed his thumb hard at the same time. Wang Sheng only felt a tingling in his jaws, and his soul force was completely suppressed by the other party. Then Tang San jumped back with his hand.
Wang Sheng himself jumped from the air, and when Tang San jumped back, he suddenly lost his balance. He watched Tang San's knees get bigger in front of him, and his heart suddenly cried out, Oh, no.
Tang San's knee is facing his nose. Wang Sheng knew that even without Tang San's own strength, his own weight was smashed like this, and I'm afraid his nose would fall off. At this moment, he couldn't help feeling a little sorry.
As soon as the opponent saw it, he could be hit hard. Tang San's hands suddenly loosened, and he took the initiative in strength. Naturally, he could say that he would retreat. At the same time, his bent right knee was deep and clear, and he kicked Wang Sheng in the chest with his right foot.
This is a kick, the hard journey is not long, but the power of the instant outbreak is definitely not weak, even if the power of Tang San's kick is more transformed into sending, it is still the same.
The students in the dormitory watched Wang Hao's body do a difficult backflip in the air, and with a bang, the whole person fell to the ground.
Although Tangmen is famous for hidden weapons, in fact, Tangmen's mastery is extremely severe, just because hidden weapons's aura is too dazzling to hide. Controlling cranes to catch dragons is not only a method of transporting energy, but also a very overbearing capture technique, in which the method of dividing bones and muscles is extremely vicious. Of course, Tang San would not use it in this case.
This time, Wang Sheng fell down gently and struggled for a long time to get up from the ground. Looking into Tang San's eyes, he became surprised and angry. Anyway, he is only a child of 12 years old. In the face of people stronger than himself, he is more afraid than impulsive.
Tang San picked up his school uniform. "Can you get out of the way now?"
See Tang San coming to himself, Wang Sheng subconsciously to duck forward. Tang San found a bed not far from the door and put his school uniform on it.
"Xiao, oh, no, did you just use soul skills?" Wang Sheng asked tentatively.
"Soul skills?" This is not the first time I have heard of Tang San. "What is soul skill?"
Scratched his head and said, "This is the trick of the necromancer. However, is your martial spirit really blue and silver grass? "
Raise your right hand, and a faint blue light gushes from his palm. Tang Sanyong told the students in the dormitory that he didn't lie.
Hearing the word "soul skill", other students were awed by Tang San's fierceness, but they still gathered around. "Is that really a soul skill? It's incredible, even Wang Sheng's big brother is not an opponent. "
Tang San shook his head. "That's not soul skills, just combat skills. Don't we have bedding here? "
A student who is not much older than Tang San has a dark eye. "We are just students who work and study. The tuition fee was free. Where did we get the bedding?" We also brought these from home. Otherwise you can use mine first. "
Tang San waved and said, "No, thanks. I will find a way myself. "
Wang Sheng went to Tang San. "Why did you go easy on me just now?" He also studied in Notting Junior Teachers College of Soul for five years. If he can't even see Tang San close his knee to avoid serious injury, he will study in vain.
Tang San said indifferently, "We are classmates, not enemies."
Wang Sheng's eyes flashed a complicated light. "Sorry, just now. Every work-study student who comes here has to face these problems. Our work-study students have always been looked down upon by other students, so we must unite. I just hope that you, a newcomer, can unite with us ... "
Tang San smiled and said, "So, are you trying to scare me?"
Wang Sheng face a red, a simple and honest smile, "you gave me a duel. However, you are really something. You should be only six years old. "
Tang San nodded his head. Let me send you the content.
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