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Su Duan's classical Chinese
"Su is short": a metaphor for "being strong outside and being dry inside". There is a saying in Yanwu that "the Soviet Union is short and its steel head is hanging".
The name "Su Duan" is very similar to the nickname "Yang" of Yangzhou people: one, one empty, one empty, all exaggerating the flashy side of Jiangnan atmosphere. The original meaning of "short" is deceptive.
Suzhou people make fakes and love to quote false prices. Cheng, a writer of Yuanyang Butterfly School in Suzhou in modern times, deeply saw the fragility of Su Xiong. He was sad about it, and he also lamented it. He wrote a poem "Short Code": Short Bear is in Suzhou.
Suzhou is known as Kyushu. I am wearing silk and eating oil in my mouth.
In fact, with the help of our family, we can't guarantee 18 thousand. When he goes out, he is angry with the horse and shows off his son's love.
At first, I was timid and experienced several spring and autumn periods in the cotton womb. The golden box has a white copper lock, but it is empty inside.
Bears, when will you stop? Another classic joke in ancient times: a person has just arrived in Suzhou, but he is still taught. "Wu people are used to talking short." If he goes to buy goods, he needs two or two, and he has to pay one or two. " Even when talking to someone, he only listens to one sentence. "
In the Soviet Union, he first tested the results by buying goods. Later, when I met a man, I asked him his last name and replied, "My last name is Lu."
The humanitarian said, "It must be those three old officials." Ask again: "How many houses?" Said, "Five rooms."
The man said, "It turned out to be two rooms and one dress." He asked, "Who else is in the house?" Yue: "Only the next room."
The man said behind his back, "I got along with others at that time." .
2. Is there any ancient prose about Su Shi in Su Shichuan? Su Shi, Zi Zizhan, is from Meishan, Meizhou.
Ten years of life, my father traveled around the world, and my mother Shicheng personally gave books, and I heard about the success or failure of ancient and modern times. After reading the biography in the Eastern Han Dynasty, I was relieved and asked, "If I am a poet, will my mother allow me?" Shi Cheng said, "If you can be evil, I can't be evil!" Compared with Guan, his novel Thousands of Words a Day is a good book by Jia Yihe.
After reading Zhuangzi, I sighed, "I have seen it in the past, but I can't say it. Now I regard it as a book, and it has won my heart. " Move to Xuzhou.
The river decides Cao Zhai, floods the water margin, overflows the South Qinghe River, and meets at the city gate. Cities rise and fall, and the rich try their best to avoid water. Shi said, "If the people waver, who will keep it?" ? I am here, and water can never defeat the city. "
Drive back. Shi said that the governor of Wu said, "The river will invade the city without delay. Although you are forbidden to join the army, do your best for me. "
The commander of the pawn said, "I am cautious, and I can't avoid doodling, so I am my servant." He took his apprentice out with a cup of rice, built the southeast causeway, opened the circus first, and finally went to town.
It rains day and night, and the city is not heavy. Shi Lu lived above, but not at home, so that officials blocked him and he died in the whole city.
Please call your husband, build the old city into a wooden bank, and let the water come again. The court is very worried about this.
Su Shi was born in meishan county, Meizhou. At the age of ten, his father Su Xun went abroad to study, and his mother Shicheng personally taught him to read. Every time Su Shi hears the history of ups and downs in ancient and modern times, he can tell a summary.
When Cheng read The Biography of Were Han Fan Pang, he sighed. Su Shi said to her, "If I want to be as famous as Fan Pang, regardless of life and death, will you agree?" Cheng said, "If you can be like that, how can I be as ignorant as my mother?" As an adult, Su Shi learned a lot of Confucian classics and history and wrote thousands of words every day. He likes the works of Jia Yi and Lu Zhi. Shortly after reading Zhuangzi, I sighed, "I had some feelings, but I couldn't say them. Today, I read this book and found that it really won my heart. "
When I went to Xuzhou to take office, a flood burst its banks and flooded Cao Village. If it overflowed the water margin, it would overflow the South Qinghe River. Water gathers at the gate of the city, and the rising water will leak into the city from time to time, and the city will be destroyed, and the rich will rush to escape from the city to avoid water.
Su Shi said: The rich all leave the city, which shakes people's hearts. Then who will I defend this city with? As long as I am here, water will never rush into the city. Drive the rich back to the city.
When Su Shi arrived at Wuwei camp, he called the commander out and said, The river is about to rush into the city, and it is urgent. Even the Royal Guards will do their best for me. The commander said: If the prefect doesn't escape, we villains will certainly serve you.
So he led the people out of the city with cups, built a long embankment from the southeast and started the circus until the city gate. It rained all day and all night, but the city didn't sink.
Su Shi lived on it, but he didn't go in when he passed by the door, leaving officials to guard in various places, and the soldiers all went out of the city.
3. The snipe and the clam contend for the original answer in classical Chinese.
Zhao beheaded Yan, and Su Daiyan called, "I have been to the water today, and the clam is exposed. The snipe pecked at its meat, and the clam is not too sweet." The snipe said, "If it doesn't rain today, there will be dead mussels tomorrow!" " The clam is also called a snipe, saying,' If you don't come out today or tomorrow, there will be a dead snipe! The two refused to give up. Fishermen get it and catch it. Today, Zhao attacked Yan, and Yan and Zhao supported each other for a long time to harm the public. I'm worried that Qiang Qin will become a fisherman. So, I hope the king has skills. "King Hui said," Good! "Stop here.
When Zhao wanted to attack Yan, Su Weiyan lobbied Zhao, saying, "Today, when I crossed Yishui, I saw a clam just opened and a snipe came to peck at its meat. The clam closed its two shells and just grabbed the snipe's mouth. The snipe said that if it doesn't rain today, it won't rain tomorrow. The clam also said to the snipe, "If you can't stick your mouth out today and tomorrow, there will be a dead snipe here. "None of them would give up. Just then, an old fisherman came over and caught them both. Now Zhao is attacking Yan, and the long-term stalemate between the two is not good for both sides. I'm afraid the powerful state of Qin will become a fisherman. So please reconsider. " Zhao said, "Good", so he stopped his plan to attack Yan.
4. Classical Chinese is selected from Su's "Later Han Dynasty, Distinguishing between Public and Private 1", the original text:
Su Zhang's words are Confucian, and Ping Ling people are also blessed. Built by the Eight Ancestors, Emperor Wudi was the right general. Grandfather is pure, the word Huan Gong, with high prestige, strong nature and prestige. Scholars and friends were afraid of it, and even said, "When I saw Duke Huan of Su, I complained because of his teachings, but I thought about it without seeing it." The third auxiliary number is "adult".
Lieutenant Colonel Wei Yongping of Che, who once served as Dou, crusaded against the northern Xiongnu and made great contributions to Che Shi. He was named the township head, and the official was the prefect of Nanyang. Zhai Zhang has little knowledge and can belong to the text. Andi is too ordinary, virtuous and upright, and has the highest countermeasure, that is, to talk about lang. Counting the gains and losses, his words are straightforward. When I was ordered by Takehara, I was hungry at the age of 30, so I needed to open a barn and live in more than 3,000 families. Shun Di, moved to Jizhou secretariat.
This old friend is Qinghe Prefecture, and Zhang Hang sued him. I asked the prefect to serve wine and vegetables, which is very good in Chen's life. The satrap said happily, "Everyone has his day, but I only have two." Zhang Yue said, "Su Ruwen's drinking with an old friend tonight is also a personal favor; Tomorrow, the history of Jizhou will be made public. " So he listed his sins. The country knows the chapter selflessly, and looks at the wind and fears the grave. Secretariat for bing, in order to push off the power, take orders, sit free. Invisible village, no gifts. After the levy for Henan Yin, not. At that time, the world was getting worse and worse, and the people were suffering more. The commentator was talented for the country, and the court could not reuse him, so he died at home. -The Biography of Su Zhang in the Later Han Dynasty
2. Translation:
Su Zhang was born in Ping Ling. His eighth ancestor was Su Jian, and when Emperor Wu was in office, he was a right general. His grandfather's name is Su Chun, and the word Heng Gong is very famous. He is stubborn and impatient, and he is not afraid to point out other people's shortcomings in person (that is, to make suggestions in person). Scholars and friends are very afraid of him. After meeting, they all said to each other, "I'm afraid he will lecture others and blame others, but I miss him when I can't see him." People around Beijing call him "Adult".
Yongping years, served as a captain in the Dou Gu army, crusaded against the northern Xiongnu with the army, and was named the township head. Later, he became an official and went to Nanyang as a satrap. Su Zhang was knowledgeable and good at writing since he was a child. When Andi was in power, the court recommended virtuous, upright and knowledgeable people. Su Zhang made an appropriate response and an excellent plan, and was appointed (that is, selected young cadres) as a negotiator. Before the emperor, he talked about the gains and losses of the policy several times, and his remarks hit the nail on the head. All the ministers think he is very upright. Soon after, Wuyuan County Order was released. It was a disastrous year. Su Zhang immediately opened the official disaster relief warehouse, saving more than 3,000 households. When Shun Di was in power, Su Zhang was promoted to Jizhou Secretariat. Zhang Su had an old friend, who served as the magistrate of Qinghe under him, and Su Zhang accepted the task to verify his old friend's corruption. Knowing that Su Zhang was his boss, he held a banquet. During the dinner, the Qinghe magistrate stated their lifelong friendship and said, "Every man has his day, and I only have two days" (meaning that Su Zhang is his umbrella). Su Zhang said: "Today, I am catching up with your old friend. This is a personal relationship; I will handle the case in Jizhou Secretariat tomorrow, and I will act according to law. " The next day, he took his old friend to court and punished him according to law. So everyone in Jizhou knows that Su Zhang is an upright and selfless man, and they all fear him. Later, Su Zhang communicated in different places and became the secretariat of Bing State, which offended the local dignitaries, because he violated the emperor's will and was immediately dismissed. Su Zhang lived in seclusion in the countryside, far away from officialdom. Later, he was recruited by the court as Henan Yin and refused to take office. At that time, the world was increasingly turbulent and the people were miserable. Some critics recommended Su Zhang to the imperial court because he had the ability to govern the country. However, the court did not appoint him, and Su Zhang finally died in his hometown.
Zhao was going to crusade against Yan, and Su advised Zhao on behalf of Yan, saying, "I came here from Yishui and saw a clam coming out of the water to bask in the sun." A snipe came to peck at its meat, and the mussels immediately closed and clamped the snipe's mouth.
The snipe said,' If it doesn't rain today and tomorrow, you will become dried meat.' The mussel said to the snipe, "If I don't let you go today and tomorrow, you will become a dead snipe." .
None of them would let go. A fisherman came and caught them both together. Now Zhao is going to attack Yan. If Yanzhao is at loggerheads for a long time, the people will be miserable. I'm worried that the powerful Qin will become a fisherman for nothing.
So I hope your majesty will seriously consider sending troops. Zoe Wen Dao: "All right."
So he stopped sending troops to attack Yan.
6. All classical Chinese in junior high schools in the Soviet Union are 1, where people buy shoes, carve boats for swords, turn around in water, turn around in the Three Gorges, control insects in Mengqian Bitan, and control insects. 2. Brahma Temple Wooden Pagoda, 6 Analects of Confucius, 8 Zhao Pu, 8 Argument between two children. Donkey 12 Song of Seven Sons 13 Mulan Poem 14 killed Chu 15 people, 16 Xiao Tan Ji 17 Night Tour to Chengtian Temple 65438. The story of Shi Ming 22 fire companion 23 nuclear ship 24 ventriloquism 25 Send Ma Sheng to Dongyang Preface 26 Mountain City 27 Guanluo 28 Jia Jian 29 Chen She Family 30 Peach Blossom Garden 36438+. Debate on Tian Ji Horse Racing 39 Zou Ji satirizes Qi Wang coachable 40 Mencius 1. Fish is what I want. 2. Born in sorrow, died in happiness 4 1. Gong Yu moved mountains 42. A model 43. It may be a bit much for a hut to be broken by the autumn wind, but it is a must for Jiangsu. .
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