Ask JJ Lin for a joke because Chinese is not good.

The director of "Sword Tea Ceremony" filmed in Taiwan Province Province said that instant-boiled mutton.

He thought it was a few slices of mutton.

But on the whole, Lin's Chinese is very good.

Quotations from JJ Lin (Extraordinary II)

Hello, I'm JJ JJ Lin. [undisputed "second language" first place]

2. I am better than Jay Chou ... because I have two J's and he has only one ... [Well, thanks to Lin's mother's name ...]

3. I won't be a rock singer ... because my eyes don't match ... you sing love songs very well ...]

4. Are my eyes small ... but they will get smaller and smaller ... (The original MV studio said to the camera) [2J Your eyes are really getting bigger]

5. I can turn a single eyelid into a double eyelid ... (I really "changed" at first) (Yong Le Hui) [My 2J...]

6. I only know charcoal ... As it turns out, atomic charcoal is more powerful than charcoal ... (advertising tidbits of Jiancha Tea Ceremony)

7.-Is everyone happy in 2008? -Happy! -Were you unhappy in 2008? -It doesn't matter if you are unhappy, because 2009 is coming, haha ~~(2008 Nokia New Year's Eve)

8.- Do you know what hotpot is? -Just "count" how many pieces of meat there are ................................................................................................................................................................

9. The reason for not eating small tomatoes is the fishy smell (07 loves to eat) [JM knows ...]

10. I show my chest ... (Chunhua Qiushi was asked about the biggest feature of Cao Cao in 2006) [Fortunately, 2J is not a woman ...]

1 1. One is to look at the top, and the other is to look at the bottom, haha ~~(K-O MV Studio's choice of cheongsam MM and bikini MM) [Say, which bag poisoned our hearts and minds 2J..]]

12. Play ... Women ...? ! (0305) I guess Brother Xian asked others what they were playing and let them guess. Therefore, JJ said ... the audience was speechless ... the answer was that this man was playing with a top ...) [Well, I was wrong. Just came out of 2J in 2003, and everything is in two languages. =]

13. If I had a choice now, I wouldn't put one, I would put five, haha ~ ~ (20 secrets of finding a star-JJ, when it comes to being naughty when I was a child, nailing a nail to my classmate's seat) [What a ruthless killer ... ouch ...]

14. Then I will probably drink at the age of four ... (08 1 1 I guess JJ: I remember that I was another guest who grew up drinking breast milk: people have no memory until they were three years old JJ: ... Brother Xian: He drank until he was twelve ...) [Brother Xian, all he drank before he was twelve ..

15. You know, there is flogging in Singapore ... (0708, the stingy God of Wealth JJ punished Baiyun and hit him PP with something similar to tickling but much harder, and the voice was really loud ...) [You don't perform flogging ... You hit so hard, will your wife have a black belt in Taekwondo in the future ...]

16. Practice makes perfect. Oh, I forgot ... (Laughter) (0902 Music Assembly) Practice makes perfect. JJ said ... Moderator: (black line) wrote too many songs) [wrote too many songs ... not bad = =]

17. I'm not ready to be a good father and husband ... (081/interview host: I should be a husband first, then a father ...) [No matter husband or father, 2J is definitely a good man ... but ... on that day, our JM will have to wait for several years.

18. Thank you for reading Ci 'an ... (As mentioned above, reading Ci 'an sponsored the list of Chinese songs, JJ said in his thank-you speech ... Moderator: it's a list of Chinese songs, not reading Ci 'an ...) [You are not sick, don't thank the pharmaceutical company ...]

19.JJ: I was so nervous when I was singing just now ... Jolin: Why ... JJ: Because you didn't dress like this during rehearsal ... My eyes don't know where to look ... [I won't say anything ... In fact, according to reasoning, you shouldn't see anything ...]

20. What did I say in the interview just now? ... [You didn't say anything O(∩_∩)O]

2 1. I'm a music freak! .. does that count? .. it should count .. [JM: Who said I didn't count him in]

22. Men should be confident. Confident men and women love each other, haha ~ ~ [Seriously, 2J, although you are 2, you are a serious man]

23. You are stupid, too, okay? Call me stupid ~~(08 1 1 Beijing Tencent starlight gas station) [If there are more people without idiots in the world, they will become idiots].

24. I thought 200 million ... (081/the host of Baidu Entertainment Interview asked about the number of members of Baidu Post Bar) [The computer penetration rate in China is not that high ... but 2J] There should be 200 million fans in the world.

25. Buy 200 pieces and get one pair of underwear ~ ~ (As mentioned above, the FAB signing ceremony JM: buy 100 hugs and buy 200 kisses JJ: ...) [I still want to kiss ...].

26. He is very good ... He is very talented ... He (Adu) says this every time (the story behind 0903 JJ tells how Adu evaluates himself) [Master Du tells the truth]

27. I have been married to him (JJ) for five years ~~(08 1 1 Beijing fan meeting JJ imitates Asa's voice to promote dimples ...) [JM is jealous]

28. Are you Yiquan Zuo? You jump, you jump for me ... () [I thought of one thing, why are the idol dramas played by 2J so different from their appearances ...]

29. Like the economy, my creation will have ups and downs, sometimes fast and sometimes slow, haha ~ ~ ~【2J In the global economic crisis, my career can still be fruitful ...]

30. It's faster to get into the cinema that way ~ (I want to be accompanied by beautiful women when I want to shoot, because) [Men all think so = =]

3 1. I just want to give our stylist a rest this time, haha ~ ~ I want to convey the spirit of a gentleman and advertise myself ~ ~ (Lu Propaganda) [Boss Lin deserves to be the boss]

32. Yangko .. What's this? Happy Camp: Attention, everyone. Let JJ perform a yangko-just when everyone is full of expectations, JJ looks blank and says)

Because it is more convenient for boys to go to the toilet (if you were given another choice, would you choose to be a boy or a girl? JJ answered without hesitation, boy, because) [2 j Who dares to speak any second language]

34. Now, we have to cut the materials just prepared into pieces. (0903 celebrity minions review the celebrity side dishes in 2004, when JJ said ... voiceover: chop them up, why do you want them to chop them up? ) [The joke has been silenced by you =]

35. I have a chance to win a lot of money here ~(06 the miser is on this program for the first time. Brother Nai asked JJ to speak Mandarin in Singapore. JJ: Hello, this is JJ Lin Nag&; Cheng ge: nothing special ~ then JJ suddenly came up with this sentence. Subtitle: he is quite suitable for taking the comedian route ... but little brother, subtitle: the response is good ~) [everyone should try to figure out the tone ...]

36. When I was a child, everyone said that I looked like Jose harnett ... (It was said that this guy was called Hara macho in 08 Spicy Tianhou Palace) [When I was a child ... maybe ... I thought the killer was more like male chauvinism).

Three words ... (form a verb) mean "put in a state of ..." ... Brother Milk ... Alice: Brother Nai! JJ: His favorite game ... Alice: Mahjong! ... (camera to brother Nai, mouth: everyone knows this = =) ... noodles with sesame sauce! This is the sesame paste noodles painted by JJ and Alice in 2008. ) [These two babies are really smart ... but brother ... brother milk ...]]

38. I don't just refuel. I even used wax, shoe polish and toothpaste. (It turns out that I am not handsome. ) [You used it backwards, even the ones that can be squeezed]

39. God, when it rains, I take an umbrella, it clears up, and I wear a hat. There are not many obedient children like me now ~ (I am not handsome) [well, our children's shoes are obedient children]

40. Ranbo: Which do you choose, Kym, Zhang Shasha or Asa? JJ: It's all sand ... (0907)[ Yes, it's not a second language, because it's really witty]

4 1. Moderator: Jie Jun, how long did you stay in Taiwan Province Province? JJ: August ... Subtitle: August? ! Everyone: eight months ... [There are too many jokes about the language barrier when I first arrived in Taiwan Province Province in 2J]

42. Teacher Billy Koh's mouth is very cheap ... (interview 08 1 1 onyes933) [er ... escape]

43. Why can't bananas bask in the sun? Because it will peel off. (after entertaining JJ's cold jokes in Japan)

44. What's the name of Zhang Fei's mother? Nothing, because much ado about nothing. (spreading the cold jokes of Cao Cao's period) 【 Cold, this cold wind blows as if it costs nothing 】

45. Did you like the opening just now? ... I like it very much, but I'm also very breathless, hehe (0903 New Town Best Male Concert) [JJ has worked hard ...]

46. I've been shooting an idol drama recently, calling me unattractive. Do you think I am handsome? Tens of thousands of JMs are screaming: Handsome-(——(07 10/0 Shanghai Concert) [Tens of thousands of people say they are handsome ... that's handsome ... but 2J, you have really become handsome]

47. Ge Yong: What are the advantages of small eyes? JJ: Small eyes can see accurately (Yongle Hui) [I have memorized the word accurately for this sentence, without memorizing words, but I can make do with the exam and will never forget it in my life]

48. Ask every bird what it has (answer with JJ's song title) JJ: Oh, wings! I just want to go somewhere ... I think of another song, that is, every bird wants to fly to the planet ... (08 10 entertainment pier) [I can only say that playing music is imagination = = so 2J is romantic ...]

Quotations from JJ Lin (touching)

1. Don't hurt my fans! [Who dares ~]

2. My fans are very good. [Yes ~ That sounds so sweet]

I'd rather get hurt myself than you. [Oh, no! There is only one JJ]

4. Dangerous actions, never learn at home. (Shoot the first sentence after K-O MV was injured) [No, no! But .. we are very worried about your injury ...]

Don't forget to give me the card in your wallet (without saying anything, donate your wallet directly to the 5 12 earthquake and tell the staff afterwards) [so cute]

6. Mainly obedient, not quarreling, sometimes there will still be small friction between fans. (The last thing I want JM to do) [No, JM is United]

7. Without your support and your smiles, I am nothing (08 1 1 Happy Camp ended the impromptu performance, and we saw JJ raise his head and his eyes were wet) [What else to say, tears drowned me]

8. The relationship between fans and me will always be as strong as soybean milk fritters. [well! ! ]

9. I don't know how to go in the future, but I know there is still you. (Story behind 0903) 【 You will go on like now, remember, we will always have you 】

10. The feeling of pop music will change, but one emotion will not change, and that is moving. Yes, you have always touched me.

Children]

1 1. Creation is my heartbeat, music is my soul, and you are my motivation. [2J China literature is good, alliteration ...]

12. As long as I have the right to speak in JJ Lin, I will continue to sing. (jj Lu Guangzhou Song Club) [We will always listen]

13. I think music is my mission. [You are a master of music]

14. Cherish every day and cherish the people around you. (0708 Lu Yu has an appointment) [Yes! ]

15. Everything God has created is beautiful, so we should cherish it and be satisfied. (Blog) [2J Believe in Christ ...]

16. Everyone has a creative soul, but they just don't find it. [You let us discover slowly]

17. Brother (from Ocean Butterfly)? Ha, I will never put myself in the position of a brother. If one day I feel like a brother, it may be that I am going downhill. [This day will never come]

18. My poorest time was when I first started out. Because I just started and didn't start making money, I started to buy some equipment ... I need to create music ... so I stay at home almost every day, rarely go out to eat, and only eat one meal every day. It was really exaggerated at that time. [distressed ...]

19. If you are Darth Vader, who do you want to protect most? JJ: ... I don't know ... (I've already started asking the next question) Oh! I got it. I want to protect my fans! (Nine-day Music Quick Ask and Answer) [Our JM said that we should also protect you ... your voice ... your cold ...]