Please remember the funniest jokes.

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1, a person often drinks something wrong.

A friend advised him: "It is not advisable to drink too much wine. Look at the cloth at the mouth of the jar, it often goes bad first. " . You drink less in the future! "

The man replied, "But distiller's grains meat is the least perishable!" " "

2. A friend bought many gifts for a circle of people in Beijing. One of them is a funny notebook with the words "Sunflower Collection" bound.

Today, we had dinner together, shared presents, and left our notebooks in the hotel when we left.

The hotel waiter chased you out and told you to wait. The last friend went back to see him. The waiter shouted, sir, you forgot your sunflower collection.

3. Xiao Su went to the station to give someone a spit, and was caught by an old lady wearing a red armband: "Spit everywhere, fine 10 yuan!"

Xiao Su quickly asked: "It was only 2 pieces a few days ago!"

The old lady tore off the ticket and said, "Now the ticket has become a lottery ticket. Look at the number printed on this ticket. Every Tuesday, bonus 1000 yuan! You must put away the list! Remember to receive the prize. "

4. A woman takes a bus with her child in her arms. The child was crying badly. No matter how coaxed, a person sitting next to her said angrily, "Alas, this child can really cry. Why don't you give him whatever he wants? "

The child's mother replied, "but he wants your funny hat."