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The ways that society secretly punishes people

The ways that society secretly punishes people. Many people say that society is like a big dye vat. If you are not careful, you will be severely damaged by society. Now I will share with you an article about the ways society secretly punishes people. Let’s take a look! Methods of secretly punishing people in the society 1

1. Outmaneuver---make them convinced and stop retaliation: When dealing with villains, you must not confront them head-on, especially when you have conflicts with them. You must learn to outsmart yourself, that is, use the villain's methods to deal with villains. This will most make the villain worry about you, and even suppress his desire to retaliate against you in the future. The most common method is to not fall for their trick, and then do the opposite, which will definitely kill the villain and catch them off guard. This is more effective and more practical than confronting him head-on, and you won't lose more benefits. Why not give it a try?

2. Martial Arts Fight---make them tremble with fear and no longer have any ideas: When it comes to villains, some people may be inexplicably afraid, thinking how cruel their methods are and how shady they are. In fact, this is an obstacle they have set for themselves. Maybe the villain is also afraid of you in various ways. You can't give yourself a blow before you start fighting against the villain. It's absolutely not allowed. You must first overwhelm the villain in terms of momentum, that is, through fighting, make him directly submit to your feet, and never give them a chance to resist. From now on, they will never provoke you again. Methods 2 for society to secretly punish people

1. The most cruel trick to secretly punish villains

1. Office villains

You can completely ignore this person. He gradually became independent and became unable to stay in the office circle. Naturally, he left soon after.

2. Social villains

When facing villains, we just stay away from them. There is no need to care too much about such people. When the time comes, it will be like a dog-skin plaster. It makes you physically and mentally exhausted, so you just walk far away when you see such a villain.

3. Villains among relatives

There are countless people of all kinds in society, even relatives, but in such a money-corrupted society, how much blood and family love are there? There are also villains among them. When faced with such people, you should avoid entangled with them. But if they dare to easily provoke them, don't be so impatient and just fight them back. If they know that you are not easy to provoke, they will stay away from you.

2. The most ruthless way to deal with scoundrels

1. You are more scoundrel than him

The best way to deal with scoundrels is that you are more scoundrel than him Rogue, this is really not easy to say, it is really difficult to do. Most people really can't handle the job of rogue, but if you really encounter it and there is really no other good way, then you can learn from this. Just be as scoundrel as him.

2. Ignore, don’t ask, don’t look.

For rogue people, you have to treat them as if they are air and do not exist. Once it had an impact, no matter what he did, it would be useless, and over time he would leave on his own.

3. Call the police

If the problem is caused by some disputes, the best way to deal with rogues is to call the police and contact the country’s judicial department, which can reduce a lot of trouble.

3. What do unreasonable people fear most

1. Take up the weapon of law

The law is to protect our own interests. When facing unreasonable people, For reasonable people, if it is just a small problem, then it is best to suffer a small loss and stay away from such people. If the other party is unwilling to forgive, then it is necessary to toughen your attitude and use legal weapons to protect your own interests.

2. Those who are unreasonable are afraid of losing their lives

For those who are unreasonable, most people actually cherish their lives. If the other person is unreasonable, you yourself are If you are trapped and have no other choice, then go all out and fight with him. At this time, the opponent will naturally become soft.

3. Stick to your own principles

Don’t lower your bottom line just because the other person is an unreasonable person. In order to calm things down, this will only encourage the other person. Flame, if he thinks you are easy to bully, he will force you step by step until in the end you give in without any bottom line. 3 ways society secretly bullies people

1. Find a girl and tell her to do an experiment to see what her literacy level is, and ask her to tell what words are made of, such as: knowledge, recognition~ ~~Wait, say something casually first, and finally ask about the word "bite", and you will understand!

2. Ask the other person if he was asked to make a sentence using "I, him, her, love", what would he do? No matter how you make it, say he is wrong (he will not be better!) and then tell him: "The correct answer is "He loves her"", the other party will definitely ask in confusion: "What about me? ?", then you can tell him openly (with a bit of BT tone): "None of your business!"

3. Find a girl and say it is to test her English ability . You say a word and MM says the second letter of the word. Just say a few words at the beginning, and then the fun begins. Say husband first, MM will say u(you); then say wife, MM will say i(I); repeat. Do you understand?

4. You ask him: "What is three points of water plus one?" He thought for a while and said: "Not sure, LAI?" You ask again: "How about adding one to three points of water?" He would say at 80: "What word? Is there such a word? Go?" In fact, it should be "Dharma"...

5. Extend one finger , ask others "How many is this" and hold out 2 fingers again, ask others "How many is this" and hold out 3 fingers again, ask others "How many is 1+1"? At most 1 out of 10 people can answer correctly!

6. Take a look at Wang Shuo's novel "Half Fire, Half Sea Water". The game in it is very interesting. The one who holds a coin in his hand and answers the question asks if there is a number larger than 1. The other party says yes, and then asks if there is a number larger than 10. The other party says yes, until it reaches 100,000, and finally asks if there is a number that is stupider than you. The other party replies very alertly. "No"

7. A: Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. When others asked him anything, he would always say "no". For example, if he asked him if he had eaten, he would say "no". What's your name? He said "no". Oh, by the way, have you heard this story? B: No. $#@!#^!~

8. The weakest thing is that the joke had already spread in our office at that time. As soon as the man from the office next to him heard this, he came to us excitedly and wanted to show off. Everyone knew what he was going to do when he opened his mouth. They pretended to be ignorant and asked him to continue talking. When he said " What's your name? When he said "no", a buddy next to me suddenly asked him with lightning speed: "Hey, did you work overtime yesterday?" The guy blurted out without even thinking: " No"!

9. By the way: You can tell your MM that I want to test your English response ability: stretch out your left hand and say to her, my thumb is A and my index finger is C. The middle finger is M, the ring finger is S, and the little finger is Then when she points her thumb to say pig, she will say A, and then she keeps pointing her thumb to say pig, and she will keep saying: A, A, A, A, A, A... If the girl is smart, she can try other fingers before saying thumb.

10. When persuading MM to drink, say to her: I’ll take a sip, and you’ll take a sip.

11. Put your hands on your thighs. ; Then the left hand makes a forward rubbing motion, and the right hand makes an up and down thumping motion. Do this for a few times; then change the hand to make a forward rubbing motion with the right hand, and the left hand makes an up and down thumping motion...and so on. The speed is faster, otherwise it won’t work. Hehe, try it, most people can’t say it.

12. A: Besides humans, what animal likes to ask “why” the most? : I don’t know. A: It’s a pig! B: Why? Haha!!!

13. Let’s tell an old story. The more people there are, the better the occasion: An adventure story about my grandson’s adventure at sea! Grandpa. He was a fisherman who was very good at water. On that day, the weather was very good, so he called his grandson to go fishing together.

Unexpectedly, not long after we went to sea, the weather suddenly changed and there was a storm on the sea. The little grandson was very scared, so his grandpa comforted him: Don’t be afraid, dear grandson. Grandpa has been skilled for so many years, so why should he be afraid of wind and waves? Suddenly, a big wave came over and split the boat’s oar into two sections! Grandpa said helplessly to The grandson said: My good grandson, I’m done!

14. The English spelling of pig is PUG, right? “No, it’s PIG” “No, how could I remember it’s U(YOU)” “You Wrong, it’s I” “The pig is YOU” “The pig is I” Let’s go wild www, fun48, com

15. The specific content of the big transformation: You can play this with your best friend The name of the game is: Transformation into a Living Person. Ask your friend to stand in the horse stance first, with the correct posture and a piece of white paper in his mouth. Note that this is the posture before performing the exercise. Then you have to change him from one room to another. Once everything is ready, you can I had no choice but to say something like this: "I can't turn myself into a living person! I can't do it anymore, but that's how living people poop."

16. There was a party at home, and many people came. Mr. D, the prank director, said that he knew Qigong and could use Qigong to fix a glass of water on the roof so that it wouldn't fall, but everyone didn't believe it. D filled a glass of water and asked the man of the house to use his son's softball bat to hold the glass on the roof, waiting for him to use his strength to set the cup. Everything is ready, and then let's play mahjong. Looking at the tile floor under his feet and the glass on the roof, the male host could only beg for mercy again and again before he ended up safe.

17. My secret to treating people: first put "Fengyoujing" on the pen, not too much. Then I went to a person: Please help me write the word XX. I forgot how to write it. After he finished writing with this pen, the fingers of his right hand were naturally filled with wind oil essence. Then he pretended to be concerned and said: Ah! There is a big piece of eye mucus in your right eye. He naturally used his right hand to rub his right eye, and then... (If you want to be more cruel, say that his left eye also has eye mucus when he rubs his right eye...) 18. There is also this: "The pig that fell over is" for others to see. , let him read it~~ Encyclopedia

18. One more thing, you tell your friend, you tell him three stories. The first one, a husband said to his wife, I will bring him tomorrow When you go shopping, your wife is very happy. She dresses up beautifully the next day and waits for her husband to take her shopping, but her husband doesn't do anything. She asked her husband, "Why don't you take me shopping yet?" Her husband slapped him without saying a word and said, "Should I take you shopping or you take me?" The wife was very angry and she thought of something. As a way of revenge, she said to her husband: "Husband, come home early from get off work tomorrow, and I will cook your favorite dish for you!" The next day, her husband sat at the dining table early and waited for his dish. , but his wife finished serving all the dishes. Just as he was about to eat, the husband asked: "Wife, do you want to cook my favorite dish?" His wife slapped him, "Should I cook for you or you cook for me?!" Next, you tell your friend that I will tell you the third story. Your friend will ask, "What about the second story?" You can then give him a slap and say, "Is this a story I'm telling you, or are you telling me a story?!"