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What are the sentences in the circle of sales humor friends?

As follows:

1, spend a little money, buy it conveniently, save time and effort, and have high cost performance. Spend a little money to do big things, don't delay building a house for your children, buy a house and marry a wife, a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of wine, and you don't need it for half a day.

2. Buy from buy buy, and I will promote the manufacturer.

3, a father and a mother, a melon on the vine, are all the same.

4. I bought chicken and fish, and I was in no hurry to go home and cook.

Five, four sixes, four zeros, it's convenient to go out with you.

6. Old people don't cheat, but practice by quality. Family buyer, if he doesn't buy it, you can buy a bunch of candied haws, eat them in his mouth for a while and throw them on the ground with a stick.