English joke translation is urgently needed.

The judge frowned and said to the tired robber, "So you admit to robbing the same store for three consecutive nights?" "Yes, your honor."

"Then why did you do that?" "Because my wife wants a skirt."

The judge looked at the record and continued to ask, "but it says here that you robbed for three days in a row!" " "

"Yes, sir, my wife asked me to exchange the goods twice."