Humorous jokes are short.

First, since I bought insurance, I feel very confident. I don't have to look at the traffic lights when crossing the road.

Second, look in the mirror when you look good. After all, this illusion does not exist every day.

Don't frown, you're not the only boy who can't get me.

Fourth, work is like instant noodles, which is tortuous and hot for three minutes. The key is to increase the quantity without raising the price.

One day, the matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so it began to scratch and burned itself to death.

6. Wang Erxiao hit someone with a motorcycle. He pulled the injured man up and comforted him: "Ha ha, you have gone far today. I usually drive big trucks. "

Seven, I have a dream since I was a child, that is, wearing sunglasses to drive a Lamborghini sports car. After years of hard work, I have realized half my dream and have sunglasses.

Eight, how to describe your cooking, a kitchen with good cooking. You may not believe it, but the pot moved first.

Nine, skin care is actually a kind of metaphysics. If you don't order products that are beyond your economic ability, there will be no effect.