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It is said that Qin Bangye and his son are waiting for a letter from Jia family to send them to school. It turned out that Baoyu was anxious to meet Qin Zhong, so he chose the day after tomorrow and must go to school, and sent someone to deliver the letter. On this day, when Baoyu got up, xiren had already packed up the books, pens and cultural relics and sat on the edge of the bed. Seeing Baoyu get up, he had to wait on him to freshen up. Seeing that he was depressed, Baoyu asked, "Good sister, why don't you like it again? Are you afraid that I will go to school and you will be cold? " Aroma said with a smile, "That's where it comes from! Studying is a good thing, or you will be down and out all your life. What about the end? But there is only one thing: I just want to write books when I am studying, miss home when I am not studying, and always don't play with them. It is not fun to meet my master. Although it is hard work, it is better to have fewer classes: one is biting off more than one can chew, and the other is to take care of yourself. That's what I mean. You should be considerate. "

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Say something to Xiren, and Baoyu will agree. Aroma added, "I've wrapped up the heavy hair clothes and given them to the boys. It's cold in school, but at least I want to change, so I can't compare with someone taking care of me at home. The foot stove and hand stove have also been handed over. You can force them to cage them for you. If you don't tell me about that lazy thief, they will be happy and freeze you. " Baoyu said, "Don't worry, I will mediate myself. Don't suffocate in this room, you should always play with Sister Lin. " As he spoke, everyone was fully dressed. Aroma urged him to see the old lady, Jia Zheng and Mrs. Wang. Baoyu gave Qingwen and Sheyue a few more instructions before coming out to see the old lady, and the old lady could not help saying something. Then I went to see Mrs. Wang and came out to see Jia Zheng in the study.

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On this day, Jia Zheng was chatting with hanger-on's "xianggong" in his study, when he suddenly saw Baoyu come in to pay his respects and told him to go to school. Jia Zheng sneered: "If you mention the word' school' again, even I will be ashamed to death! In my opinion, it's serious that you should play your game. Look, stand carefully and marinate my land, and marinate my door! " Hanger-on all stood up and said with a smile, "Why do you do this, old man? When Shixiong goes today, he will become famous in two or three years, which is definitely not like being a child in previous years. -It's almost time for dinner, brother. Please come quickly. " As he spoke, two old men took Baoyu out.

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Jia Zhengyin asked, "Who's with Baoyu?" I only heard a promise from the outside, and three or four big men came in early to inquire after Qian Er. When Jia Zheng saw it, he was the son of Baoyu Nanmu, whose name was Li Gui. Because he said to him, "You went to school with him every day. What books did he study? I read some rumors and mixed words in my stomach, and learned some exquisite mischief! When I'm free, I'll peel off your skin first, and then I'll settle accounts with that thing that doesn't grow! " Frightened, Li Gui got down on his knees, took off his hat and met him. He repeatedly promised "Yes" and said, "Brother has read the third Book of Songs, and what's called' You You You Luming Literature, Duckweed with Lotus Leaves'? Too young to lie. " Said the full house burst into laughter. Jia Zheng couldn't help laughing, because he said, "I'm afraid to read another 3 books of the Book of Songs. It's just a trick. Go and greet grandpa Xue, and tell him what I said: You don't need to tell false stories about the Book of Songs and ancient prose. It is the most important thing to explain the Four Books by heart first. " Li Gui promised "yes" at once, but when Jia Zheng had nothing to say, he got up and quit.

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At this time, Baoyu stood alone outside the courtyard, waiting for the sound of the screen, waiting for them to come out and walk together. Li Gui and others dusted their clothes and said, "Did you hear that? We have to peel off our skin first! People's slaves, earn some decent money from their masters. We slaves were beaten and scolded for nothing. It would be nice to have pity on you from now on! " Baoyu smiled and said, "Good brother, don't be wronged. I'll invite you tomorrow." Li Gui said, "Little ancestor, who dares to invite you? Just listen to a sentence or two. " As he spoke, he went to the grandmother's side again. Qin Zhong has already arrived, and Jia Mu is talking to him. So the two met and resigned from the grandmother. Baoyu suddenly remembered Daiyu's resignation and hurried to Daiyu's room to come to as a speech. At that time, Dai-yu was dressing herself in the mirror under the window. After hearing Baoyu say that she would go to school, she said with a smile, "Well, this trip will be honored by themoon. I can't see you off. " Baoyu said, "Good sister, I won't have dinner until after school. Wait for me to make that rouge paste. " After nagging for half a day, Fang pulled away. Daiyu stopped at once and asked, "Why don't you leave your precious sister?" Baoyu just laughed and went to school with Qin Zhong.

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It turns out that this school of righteousness is not far from home. It was originally founded by the ancestors of that day, and those who were afraid that their children would be too powerful to delay their studies, that is, they would study in it. Anyone who is an official in the family would have money to help them, thinking that it would be costly to learn. Give people who are old and virtuous as teachers.

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Now Qin Bao and his wife are here. They have met each other and started reading. Since then, the two have come and gone together, sitting together and getting closer. As well as the grandmother's care, Qin Zhong often stays here for three or five days, treating him like his great-grandson. Seeing that Qin Zhong's family was not well off, he helped some clothes and other things. Within a month or two, Qin Zhong got used to it in Rongfu. Baoyu, after all, is a restless person, blindly following his own inclinations. Therefore, he became eccentric and said quietly to Qin Zhong, "We are both the same age and classmates. We don't have to talk about uncles and nephews in the future, just brothers and friends." At first, Qin Zhong didn't dare, but Baoyu didn't obey. He just called him his brother, and he called him the famous whale. Qin Zhong had to scream.

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It turns out that although this school is full of sons and nephews of their own families and some relatives, as the saying goes, "Yi Long has nine kinds, and all kinds are different", it is too many people, including dragons and snakes and dirty people. Since Qin Bao and his wife came, they have both been born with flowers in general; See also Qin Zhong's shyness, gentleness, blushing before words, shyness, and daughter's wind; Baoyu is also a natural person who can make small clothes and low clothes, and he is considerate and lingering: because they are so close, I can't blame that classmate for thinking of suspicion, and you talk to me behind my back, swearing and slandering all over the study.

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It turns out that after Xue Pan came to live with Mrs. Wang, he knew that there was a school where there were many young children. I was inspired by "Longyang". Therefore, I also assumed that coming to school was just three days of fishing and two days of sunbathing, and I gave Jia Dairu some gifts for free, but I didn't benefit at all, just trying to make some brothers. Who would have thought that the primary school students in this school, who bought Xue Pan's money to wear and eat, were coaxed into it by him, and there is no need to remember more. There are also two affectionate pupils, who are relatives in that room, and have not taken the real name test. Because they are charming and romantic, they have been given two nicknames all over the school: one is Xiang Lian and the other is Yu Ai. Although others are envious, they are "not conducive to the obedient", but they are afraid of Xue Pan's power and dare not get involved. Now that Qin Bao and his wife have arrived and met them, they can't help admiring love and knowing that Xue Pan knows each other, they dare not make a move. Xiang Yu was generally merciful to Qin Bao in their hearts. Therefore, although the four people have affection in their hearts, they have not sent it out. Every day, when I enter school, I sit around, but I keep my eyes open, or I make excuses, or I sing mulberry and willow, and I look at it from a distance, but I don't want to be seen outside. Unexpectedly, there are a few more thieves. When they see the scene, they all make faces behind their backs or cough and raise their voices. -this is not just a day.

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It happened that Confucianism came home on business this day, leaving only a seven-character couplet to make the students right, and come back to the book tomorrow; Will learn things and life eldest grandson Gary management. Fortunately, Xue Pan didn't go to school now, so Qin Zhong took this opportunity to make faces with Xiang Lian, and the two of them went to the backyard to talk. Qin Zhong first asked him, "Do adults at home care whether you make friends?" Without a word, I only heard a cough behind my back. When they looked back, they turned out to be Jin Rong's friend. Xiang Lian was a little impatient, so he was ashamed and angry and asked him, "Why are you coughing? Can't we talk? " Jin Rong said with a smile, "If you can talk, can't I cough?"? I only ask you, if you have something to say, why are you sneaking around like this? I can also hold it! What's the point? Let me take the lead first, and we won't say a word; Otherwise, everyone will turn it over! " Qin Xiang and his wife blushed with anxiety and asked, "What have you got?" Jin Rong smiled and said, "It's true that I have it now!" As he said this, he clapped his hands and cried with a smile, "What a baked cake! Don't you buy one to eat? " Qin Zhongxiang, who was angry and anxious in Lazy, rushed in to tell Jia Rui about Jin Rong, saying that Jin Rong bullied him for no reason.

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It turns out that this Jia Rui is the most unscrupulous person who extorts his children to invite him every time he is in school. Later, he helped Xue Pan with money, wine and meat. The previous Xue Pan was a bully. He not only ignored the contract, but also "helped others to abuse" to please his son. Xue Pan is a duckweed. He loves the east today and the west tomorrow. Recently, he has made new friends and put Xiangyu aside. Even Jin Rong, who was also a good friend of that day, abandoned Jin Rong when he had Xiangyu. Recently, even Xiangyu has given up, so Jia Rui has no one to support him. He doesn't blame Xue Pan for his new dislike, but only because Xiangyu is not in front of Xue Pan. Therefore, a bunch of people such as Gary Jin Rong are also jealous of him. Today, when Qin Xiang and his wife came to sue Jin Rong, Jia Rui felt uncomfortable. Although he didn't dare to scold Qin Zhong, he took a sweet and compassionate approach, saying that he was meddlesome and made a few honest remarks. Xiang Lian turned to be boring, and even Qin Zhong was embarrassed, and everyone went to their seats.

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Jin Rong became more and more impressed, shaking his head and smacking his lips, and he still said a lot of gossip. Jade loves to hear it again, and the two men start to talk from the corner of the seat. Jin Rong only insisted, saying, "Just now, I obviously caught him kissing and touching his ass in the backyard. The two discussed it. One-on-one, pouting, whoever grows first!" At that time, I was only proud of talking nonsense, but I didn't prevent others. Who knows that I have angered another person. Who do you think this man is? It turns out that this man's name is Jia Qiang, and he is also a decent great-grandson in Ningfu. His parents died early and he lived with Jia Zhen from childhood. Now he is sixteen years old, and he is more romantic and handsome than Jia Rongsheng. His two brothers are the closest friends and often live together. There are many people in Ningfu, and those frustrated slaves are good at slandering their masters, so I don't know what little people are saying. Jia Zhen wanted to get wind of some bad voices, and he wanted to avoid some suspects himself. Now he has divided the house and ordered Jia Qiang to move out of Ningfu and set up his own portal to live.

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This foreign minister Jia Qiang is beautiful, introverted and intelligent. Although he came to school by name, he only covered his eyes. Still fighting cocks and running dogs, enjoying flowers and reading Vitamin. Jia Zhen dotes on him and Jia Rong helps him. Therefore, who dares to disobey him? Since he and Jia Rong are best friends, how can he accept Qin Zhong's bullying? Now I want to stand up and complain about my grievances, and I think to myself: "Jin Rong Jia Rui and his colleagues are all close friends of Uncle Xue, and I am in love with Uncle Xue. If they tell Uncle Xue when I come out, won't we be hurt?" But ignore it, this rumor makes everyone boring. Now, why don't you try to subdue it and stop talking without hurting your face? " After thinking about it, he pretended to be a little respectful, walked to the back, quietly called Mingyan, an extremely bookish with Baoyu, to his side, and so on, and transferred him a few words.

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This Mingyan is Baoyu's first use, and he is young and inexperienced. Now I heard Jia Qiang say that Jin Rong bullied Qin Zhong so much. "Even your grandfather Baoyu is involved, so he won't be interested, and he will be more arrogant next time." This Mingyan was going to bully people for no reason. Now that he got this letter and Jia Qiang helped him, he rushed in to find Jin Rong. I don't call it "Jin Xianggong" anymore, just say, "Kim! What are you! " Jia Qiang stamped his boots, deliberately adjusted his clothes, looked at the shadow of the sun and said, "It's about time." So I told Jia Rui to leave early if something happened. Gary dared not stop him, so he had to go with him.

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When Mingyan came in, she grabbed Jin Rong and asked, "We are embarrassed, what do you care? I didn't embarrass your dad anyway! Say you are a good boy, come out and move your uncle! " Scared the children in the room, they all stared blankly. Jia Rui drank quickly: "Ming Yan can't run wild!" Jin Rong turned yellow with anger and said, "It's backwards! How dare a slave boy do this! I only talk to your master. " He grabbed his hand to catch Baoyu. Qin Zhonggang turned around and heard a whizzing sound behind his head. He saw an inkstone tile flying in early, and I didn't know who it was, but it hit the seat of Jia Jun in Lan Jia.

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This Lan Jia Jiajun is also a great-grandson of Rongfu Sect. This Jia Jun is lonely, his mother loves him very much, and Lan Jia is the best in his study, so they sit together. Who knows that Jia Jun is young and ambitious, and he is extremely naughty and fearless. When he was in power, he coldly saw Jin Rong's friend secretly helping Jin Rong, flying inkstone to fight nameplates and cigarettes. He made a mistake and landed in front of himself, smashing a magnetic inkstone kettle and splashing a book of ink. How does Jia jun depend on it? He cursed: "Good prisoners! This is not all moving! " Scold, also grabbed the inkstone to fly. Lan Jia, who was a trouble-solver, pressed the inkstone and urged, "Good brothers, it's none of our business." How can Jia jun endure it? Seeing that he was holding down the inkstone, he picked up the book basket with both hands and threw it here. I was always weak, but I couldn't throw it. Instead, I threw it on the Baoyu Qin Zhong case and fell. I heard a crash and smashed it on the table. Books, scraps of paper, pens, inkstones and other things spilled all over the table, and Baoyu's bowl of tea was smashed into pieces.

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Even if Jia Jun jumps out, he will beat the man who flew the inkstone. Jin Rong grabbed a bamboo plank in his hand at this time. It's a small place with many people. How can he stand dancing long planks there? Mingyan ate it early and shouted, "Why don't you come and do it?" Baoyu also has several pages: one is Sweeping Red, the other is Moyu. Are these three naughty? They all shouted, "Little bitch! Moved the weapon! " Ink rain then picked up a bolt, sweeping the red hoe medicine with whips in his hands, and swarmed.

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Gary was so anxious that he stopped this and advised that. Who would listen to him? Run amok. Some of the urchins helped to play Taiping Boxing for fun, some were timid and hid aside, and some stood on the table clapping their hands, laughing and yelling, and they cried.

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Several big servants outside, such as Li Gui, heard the rebellion inside, so they all came in and stopped drinking together, asking why. There are different voices, one saying this and the other saying that. Li Gui scolded Mingyan and the other four and threw them out. Qin Zhong's head had hit Jin Rong's board, and a layer of oil skin was removed. Baoyu was rubbing his jacket for him, but when he saw that everyone had been stopped, he ordered Li Gui: "Collect the books! Pull the horse, I'll go back to Grandpa! We were bullied, so we didn't dare to say anything else. We dutifully told Uncle Rui that Uncle Rui was a villain, listened to people scold us, and persuaded them to hit us. Mingyan sees people bullying me. Is there anything he doesn't do for me? They fought against each other and smoked tea, even breaking Qin Zhong's head. Are you still studying here? " Li Gui advised, "Don't be impatient, buddy. Great-grandfather has gone home on business, and now it seems that we are rude to disturb his old man's house for this idea. In my opinion, there's no need to disturb his old man's house when things there end there.