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What are some sentences that are outrageous and deserve to be beaten?
1. All my good friends are single, but I am more serious about losing my hair.
2. If I am young and promising and do not feel inferior, I will definitely have a lot of girlfriends
3. I would like to win the heart of one person, so as to avoid old blind dates.
4. Use a 6-digit password to protect the 2-digit balance.
6. One day you will meet a girl. She doesn’t want your house or your car, and she doesn’t want you either.
7. You don’t have nothing, you are still sick.
8. Adult life is not easy except for getting fat and being poor.
9. It doesn’t matter if you are fat. Anyway, you will always be fat, thin, fat, thin, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat...
10. It’s always difficult at the beginning. The middle is difficult, and the ending is even harder.
11. Appearance is not important. Love is about feelings, but people have no feelings about ugliness.
12. Everything goes as expected, and the balance is insufficient every year.
13. Don’t worry or panic about things that you can’t solve today, because you won’t be able to solve them tomorrow either.
14. Others use Chanel bags, LV bags, and Bulgari bags, but I am different. I use emoticon bags.
15. In this world, there is always someone waiting for you. No matter when or where you are, you know that there is always such a person. I'm afraid it's not the Lord of Hell.
16. Don’t stay up late often, it’s not good for your mobile phone.
17. Your words of "take care" many years ago have kept me from losing weight. 20. Sometimes if you don’t have a serious relationship, you won’t know how happy you are alone.
18. In order to prevent me from spending money randomly next month, I spent all the money in advance.
19. It’s holiday, buy a globe, the world is so big, you can not only look at it, but also go around it.
20. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up.
21. We haven’t held hands for so long that even holding a pickled pepper chicken feet is shaking
22. I envy people with stories, unlike me who has lived for more than ten years and used A handsome word to describe it
23. After you marry me, you can wash the dishes if you want and mop the floor if you want. Isn’t that enough freedom?
24. Bought a Bottles of iced tea, and then 6 bottles in a row. Do you think this is a good thing? What do you want me to do with 6 bottles of iced black tea without caps!
25. God is fair. If he gives you an ugly appearance, he will definitely give you a low IQ so as not to make you look uncoordinated!
26. People say I have a bad temper. It’s a joke. I’m good-looking and have a good temper, so that’s fine!
27. When you get married in the future, and the person you marry is not me, I will move in next door to your house and be a quiet Laowang!
28. In this ruthless age, if you want others to never forget you, the best way is to refuse to pay back the money you owe!
29. When I was a child, I compared my academic performance. When I grew up, I compared my salary and income. Now I even compare the number of steps when walking! Please let me go, I just want to be a garbage that is indifferent to the world, but when I actually became a garbage, I found out that I even have to sort the garbage!
30. If I meet you, I will spend all my luck! Please stay away from me, I still want to save my luck to play mahjong!
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