Please help me write a script for a sketch about the Spring Festival

Another year of starting a business---Spring Festival sketch

Upload date: 2007-4-4 Upload: The song ends Popularity: 2582

Time: Spring Festival Eve

Scene: Doudou’s home. Simple props such as screens, tables and chairs

Characters Doudou, Sufen, and Juanjuan

Su (Part 1) 365 days have passed by, and it’s New Year again in the blink of an eye. Here, I, Sufen, wish you all a happy new year. Last year, thanks to the enthusiastic support of the street secretary Lin, we Doudou made a little money, but I was still worried. I think back then, I was not as good as Maggie Cheung, nor could I keep up with Wang Zuxian; alas, in just one year, I was so stupid that I couldn’t catch up with Yao Ming in stature, but my body was not as plump as it should be, but it developed sideways when it shouldn’t be. . People say that men become bad only because of money. I also have to be armed to guard against a family coup. (Picks up the paper bag) No, it’s a new windbreaker, let’s go for a walk in style. (Hidden behind the screen)

Dou (Part 1) I went to the market today to attend the Entrepreneurship Star Commendation Conference and heard a joke. I want to show it to my wife to make her happy. Since my wife hasn’t come back, I’ll tell you first. Well, everyone is in the same unit. It is said that one day, Tang Yuan went to the street and met Jiu Gourd. He just said: "Well, brother, if you are fat, you are fat. Why don't you wear a belt?" (Laughing so hard that he bent over, not knowing that his wife, who was wearing a windbreaker and a belt, was already behind him) You can tell me whether it's funny or not.

Su Doudou, how dare you make up a joke about me.

Dou (horrified) Wife, Sufen, I originally wanted to make you happy, but I didn’t expect you to wear a windbreaker to cooperate with me.

Su hum.

My dear wife, don’t be angry. I'll cook glutinous rice balls for you.

Suhem, glutinous rice balls... don’t eat them.

My wife, as long as you don’t blame me. Today, you can fill your stomach with delicacies from all over the world, and just keep yourself drunk with red and white wine.

Su at least..., at least....

Dou (to the audience) looks like he is going to bleed heavily today.

A vegetarian meal requires at least one meal - dumplings.

Dou (tumble) is good, good, good. I make dumplings myself. (Sufen takes off her windbreaker. Doudou is busy making dumplings) Wife, when it comes to dumplings, let me tell you something special. It was said that it was a dumpling wedding. The male dumpling sent away the guests and returned to the bridal chamber, but the bride disappeared. There was only the dumpling stuffing on the bed and the dumpling skin beside the bed. He was shocked and shouted, "Where is my wife? Where is my wife?" I only heard the dumpling stuffing on the bed say: "Damn it, if someone takes off their clothes, you won't We get to know each other!"

Suhao, Doudou, you are a mouse provoking a cat today - seeking death. You think you are an entrepreneurial star, eloquent and capable of everything. Even an old lady can charm you. Give you some sunshine and you will dare to shine! You have become a big shot! I've become a piece of cake! No matter what you do, you have to talk about it! The one you have the most trouble with is your wife! At the very least, you should wear a braided one when attending events! (Take a feather duster and drive Doudou into the table) Come out.

If the beans don’t come out, a real man won’t come out if he can’t speak out.

Juan (Part 1) Parents, what are you doing?

We are looking for something.

Bean (climbs out of the table) I'm looking for a ring.

Juan found it?

Here you go.

Mom Juan, what are you doing with the feather duster?

Suoh, feather duster, dust your daddy. (Doudou rests his head on Su Fen's shoulder, making a happy pose)

Juan sees you so loving, and my daughter is relieved to study outside. Mom and Dad, during my year in college, what interesting things have happened at home?

Yes. A while ago, there was some kind of "vacate the cage and replace the bird" policy. Several ladies came to see your mother because she knew her policy was high. "Hey, Sufen, what do you mean by vacating the cage for a bird?" your mother asked, "vacate your house and replace the chicken with a golden bird. It's like vacating the cage for a bird, and the golden house hides the darlings."

Mom Juan, is this your level?

Those two days made me restless and restless.

What about Juan?

A large number of old men with black eyes came to our store for political asylum. It is said that the old ladies are turning against guests and vacating the cage for birds. These bald old birds must be replaced first, and the doves must not be allowed to occupy the magpie's nest.

Don’t listen to your dad’s nonsense.

Last time, there was a questionnaire asking what is "Eastern Diao"? Your dad said that Dong Tiao is the seasoning for winter.

Juan still can’t live without eating!

The Su people promoted "Eastern Diao" to him, but he ended up having a PK with them. People say that it is better to go eastward...

I prefer to say that it is best to go west.

The east part is good...

The east part is the best.

To the east of Su there is the Dinghai Shenzhen.

Douxiantian can welcome the true scriptures.

There is the Great Sage Qitian in Sudong.

Douxi went to the eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty.

I am the Jade Emperor.

I am Taibai Jinxing.

I am a bull-headed horse-faced person.

I am a monster.

I am Zhu Bajie.

I am a white-bone spirit.

Juan is wonderful. Mom, which one is it? Dad is having a PK with someone again.

Su is not the same Li Pangpang'er who was defeated by your father on the PK stage in the Super Boyfriend audition. .

Juan.

Don’t look at Su Doudou, who has become a small boss, making small money tremblingly; Li Pangpang’er has also become a civil servant, doing publicity. Now, just sit down here and watch our performance.

Juan, why can’t I see it?

Don’t read it anymore, I’ll make your Uncle Li embarrassed later.

Juan, what happens next!

Afterwards, he gave me a riddle to test my intelligence.

Juan.

Su said that Zhang Sufen looks like Zhang Sufen from a distance, and Wang Doudou looks like Wang Doudou from up close. Your father can't guess. Just ask what that is? Li Fatwa said to tell him that it was Zhang Sufen holding Wang Doudou.

Dad Juan, are you just going to give up?

Get up wherever you fall. I also gave him a quiz. My first question is, when is the first day of the first lunar month?

Juan Spring Festival.

What about the first day of February?

I don’t know.

What about February 2nd?

On the second day of February, the dragon raises its head!

What about March 3rd?

It’s the third day of the third lunar month, the Queen Mother’s birthday!

What about April 3rd?

I don’t know April 3rd, but I only know that April 5th is Qingming Festival.

Juan Arbor Day on April 12th.

Dou asked you April 3rd?

Juanwu, I don’t know.

Douzhen doesn’t know?

He really doesn’t know!

Did I say that?

Let’s talk about it!

On April 3rd, the Queen Mother is full moon on April 3rd! Ha ha ha ha.

Juan said that you had a draw.

Dou is basically invincible.

Are you worried?

Juan’s parents, 2006 is coming to an end. I think each of the three of us in the family will give his own speech.

Come as soon as you can.

Juan, I’ll go first. Looking back on another year of entrepreneurship, my parents opened a store and made money. Thank you to the government, thank you to the party, and never forget the sweetness of well water.

Douwo is the second one. The appearance of the eastern suburbs has changed drastically. Doudou glutinous rice balls are fragrant and sweet. Eating it can cure high blood pressure, and eating it can cure intervertebral discs. Diabetes can be cured by eating it. After eating my glutinous rice balls, my waist is no longer sore and my legs are not weak.

Hi! Why are you advertising?

Su looked at me. If you want to win a man's heart, the lowest way is to be obedient, the best way is to stay away from him, and the best way is to ask for it but not get it. I went there, suspicious of Doudou, worried that he would abandon me, Sufen. Now I'm not afraid anymore, but I miss you a little bit...

Which one do you miss?

I miss Li Fatwa a little bit.

Put it down, bean.

————The end of the play————