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Connotation paragraph: all kinds of funny paragraphs, which one can poke your paragraph?
Daughter-in-law stopped the front car and called her husband.
Daughter-in-law: "Husband, I cut someone else's car (crying here)."
Husband: "What car?"
Daughter-in-law: "I don't know the bid, it starts with B."
Husband: "BYD, solve it yourself, I am very busy now."
Daughter-in-law: "No, no, no, I know BYD, not BYD."
Husband: "BMW? Nothing, I'll get some money, and you wait for me there. "
Daughter-in-law: "It's not a BMW either."
Husband: "I depend, you defeated bitch, you won't get a Bentley, will you?" Can't you be careful when driving? "
At this time, a strange male voice came from the other end of the phone: "Eupolyphaga, my name is Bugatti!" " "
Husband: "Sorry, friend, I don't want this daughter-in-law. Take it back if you like. "
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