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Describe that all parts of Sichuan are students. What did the joke of Sichuan class say? That is, Chengdu is the monitor, and his girlfriend seems to be Mianyang.
At present, the class teacher is Mr. Zhang, secretary of the class branch.
Third, Sichuan class is the best class in Southwest Department of Western College! Many awards!
Class style: Compared with the coastal class system, most students in the whole school live a well-off life, are content with Changle, have a gentle personality and like playing mahjong for entertainment.
Five, class members:
Monitor: Chengdu
After he was born into a noble family, he made great achievements in business and politics. Nature is the richest and most powerful classmate in the class. He often drives Otto to school. He is naughty and eloquent. What he called "Guawazi". Recently, he hooked up with a beautiful Mianyang girl. He also founded Chengmian Society, which attracted many students. The monitor's title also depends on money and relationships.
Vice monitor: Mianyang
Chongqing, the former vice monitor, has been fighting with Chengdu for a long time and refused to accept Chengdu. He cursed Harbin and Chengdu. As a result, Chengdu went home to find his parents and kicked Chongqing out of Sichuan class through the department head. The position of vice squad leader was given to his girlfriend Mianyang through personal contacts. Mianyang dresses up beautifully and is vulgar every day to win the favor of Chengdu. But after all, the quality of the daughter of a big pig farmer is not high, and it is a bit unpopular to think of being a girlfriend in Chengdu.
Learning Committee member: Deyang
Deyang is a cousin of Chengdu. There are three aunts in the family who are the niece of the head teacher. They have kept a low profile and kept out of trouble. My parents live by mechanical hardware, and Deyang's room is near Mianyang, helping Mianyang, Chengdu to deliver love letters and notes for a long time. Also benefited from a lot of alcohol and tobacco in Chengdu. Deyang just didn't give up a room for two people to spend the night.
Sports Committee member: Leshan
Leshan, whose ancestors were the children of Buddhists many years ago, is famous for Shaolin Wushu. They are strong. There is a 72-meter ancestor Buddha statue hanging at home, threatening neighbors every day and shouting: I have martial arts! Relying on his good health, he was wooed by Chengdu into a beater of Chengmian Club, and he also seduced an American sister Rona as his girlfriend. With his girlfriend's dollar sponsorship, Leshan is even more arrogant.
Cultural and Entertainment Committee: Liangshan
Liangshan is a Yi woman who can sing and dance well. She is energetic and generous. She often takes her classmates to her home for the Torch Festival, which is very popular. After coming to Sichuan class, she naturally became a cultural and entertainment Committee member. As long as she doesn't study, she is definitely singing and dancing, and has always dreamed of becoming Song Zu Ying!
Team leader: Panzhihua
Sister Panzhihua has a deep family background. It is said that her parents have a close relationship with the head teachers of Beijing class, Shanghai class and Northwest Department. There was a steel factory at home, and then the business came to the university. It is said that she helped the university to set up a space science and technology research institute, and often helped the aerospace department to launch Kongming lanterns and other things. Even Chengdu envied her relationship, and the class teacher took care of her. If it weren't for her dark skin, Chengdu would have chased her to be a mistress.
Team leader: Yibin
Yibin was born by the Yangtze River, and he was brutal and honest since childhood. He made a lot of money from drunkards by his family's jars. There are many gangsters and white people at home. The boy eats, drinks and plays with those pennies every day. He is reluctant to buy two good clothes. On one occasion, it is said that he was too drunk to get in the gate. The doorman said the boy didn't look like a college student.
But Yi Bin said that he is the most graceful and character-oriented boy in the class!
Team leader: Luzhou
Luzhou and Yibin are cousins. Their ancestors also sold wine, but Luzhou was more elegant, wearing good news bird clothes and smooth hair, and chased her sister on campus for a long time. Very popular with women. Clothes make the man! The relationship between Luzhou and Chengdu is also good. It is said that a distant relative who owns a winery in Chengdu is also an apprentice of Luzhou ancestors. Luzhou also worked hard and achieved good results. It is said that he will receive training in the near future to prepare for becoming party member.
Team leader: Nanchong
Nanchong came to the workers' home, and his parents found a lot of money by drilling for oil. Now, the decline of enterprises has opened up a fertile ground, and sericulture and duck raising have also been well nourished. There are many scholars in Nanchong's family. After coming to class, I was despised by Chengdu for a long time because of my different consciousness. Fortunately, rural children helped Nanchong. Nanchong is also a small leader.
Classmate: Ganzi
Ganzi's sister and Liangshan's sister have been admitted to the school together. Since they came to school, they don't have many languages. The family is not rich and lives on a few cattle and sheep. There is a little sadness in Ganzi's innocent smile. Chengdu played in front of her sister for a long time and occasionally gave her some help. But Mianyang always hates Chengdu with fierce eyes. Chengdu is hard to say too much. But I heard that they occasionally want to sing karaoke. Of course, Mianyang can't know this.
Classmate: Aba
Aba is a sturdy Tibetan man. He sold a lot of cattle and sheep turquoise at home for Aba to study. Aba is strong. He is the only person in the class who is not afraid of Leshan martial arts. On several occasions, he almost beat Leshan. If Chengdu Shrimp hadn't reconciled with Aba there, he would have been expelled from school. Aba's learning skills are not good, and sometimes he can't even read textbooks. The head teacher gave him a small stove.
Classmate: Neijiang
Neijiang has a sugar factory, which is a bit like Zigong's. Unfortunately, salt and sugar don't mix now. Neijiang, the son of a former sugar tycoon, is a mixed bag. Neijiang had money at home when he was a child. He has been entangled in Chongqing for a long time, and the underworld has a big temper. His academic performance is not good. He was warned several times by the head teacher. This boy seems to be skipping classes recently. He wanted to run with Chongqing, but he was targeted by the class teacher.
Classmate: Bazhong
Sister Bazhong, a descendant of the revolution, has been receiving subsidies. She farmed at home. After coming to school, she didn't talk much and her grades were not good, but she worked hard. The head teacher has long educated everyone to learn from her sister Bazhong. Although she comes from a bad background, she just works hard. Sister Bazhong is very happy.
Classmate: Guang 'an
Guang 'an is the baby in his class, and even Chengdu dare not provoke him. Although Guang 'an's family was not well-off, there was a great revolutionary in his ancestors. Chengdu looked at Guang 'an for a long time, with admiration in his eyes. The class teacher is also very concerned about Guang 'an. He is often given a small stove and exempted from his tuition in private. He is also in favor of the love between Guang 'an and his sister in Bazhong. I hope that the descendants of the revolution will be both red and expert.
Classmate; Guangyuan
Guangyuan was Mianyang's boyfriend. How long have they lived together? Later, Mianyang felt that Guangyuan was poor and could not meet her material requirements. She volunteered to be separated from Guangyuan (actually divorced) and then made friends with Chengdu. Guangyuan was relieved and ran home to cry at the bodhi old zu Wu Zetian. What's the use of crying? Poverty will change. Now Guangyuan's family often helps to pass notes and send instant noodles at night. Make a little money by relying on many acquaintances in Shaanxi class. At home, parents also display the old things of the ancestors to collect money. Money has changed Guangyuan. I used to be a classmate of sunshine, but now ... hey ~'
Classmate: Dazhou
Dazhou belongs to the "Ma Jiajue" class. Everything is boring. Some time ago, naughty classmates were separated. Dazhou was almost assigned to Chongqing class, but he didn't talk or fight. Dazhou's parents are far from the city. They heard that they would open a dock near the Yangtze River to collect some parking fees, and everyone didn't know him well. I really don't know when Dazhou will be bored, but something will happen.
Classmate: Suining
Suining's sister is usually very smart when she studies in the class. After coming to work, she heard that Yibin Luzhou's family sold wine to find money. Suining took a holiday to visit Luzhou's hometown to inspect the wine market. After returning to China, she got in touch with Luzhou, and her parents also sold alcohol. Although it tasted bad, she also made a lot of money. Suining later became rich and bought a lot of cosmetics and beauty. Even Nanchong was fascinated, and Suining felt that Nanchong was strong. ......
Classmate: Meishan
Meishan's sister's family is a great writer with a handsome face and a good figure. Her rich girl doesn't wear much plain clothes. Meishan used to like Leshan and lived together for a long time. Later, Leshan dumped Meishan after hooking up with an American girl. Meishan is not sad. She was tired of studying alone and her grades improved rapidly. The head teacher has also paid close attention to her study recently. ....
Classmate: Ziyang
Ziyang is a worker's child. When the Neijiang family was a sugar tycoon, they didn't give him less sugar to eat. Ziyang was fat at that time, and Neijiang's brother shouted loudly all day. Later, the Neijiang family failed, and Ziyang immediately took refuge in Chengdu. Chengdu is also very happy to see another brother. I heard that some people in Chengdu recently went out to sing, drink and urinate at night, which polluted the Tuojiang River water. Ziyang quickly jumped out to help Chengdu shoulder the responsibility. This shows that this guy Ziyang is very calculating.
Classmate: Zigong
Zigong's family used to make a fortune by salt, and their ancestors were very beautiful. But now salt is no stranger, and their family's fortune seems to have declined. They come to study in the class, and want to make some connections with the class teacher by their ancestors, and want to be the vice monitor. Every time they talk, they always hold a Lickitung and shout: How is my grandfather ... but it is said that they are already receiving unemployment benefits.
Classmate: Yaan
Ya' an was originally the monitor of Xikang class, but later he lost his official title after being merged into Sichuan class. Ya 'an is personable and fair-skinned. He just often looks at rainy days and learns from the Southern Tang Dynasty. He misses the good times when he was a monitor. If it weren't for being too manly, Meishan's sister entrusted herself to each other. Ya 'an came to class with gloomy ambitions and was not serious about his studies. He only likes traveling, and the class teacher is too lazy to take care of him. Recently, Ya 'an made a "Bi".
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