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Talk about 24 sad spaces.

First, passing through the wind and rain, knowing that giving up is deep love; After experiencing ups and downs, I know that what remains unchanged is true feelings.

Second, children in fairy tales will never be hurt; Because I don't believe anyone would hurt him.

Third, people always like to compare with others to see who is better than themselves and who is not as good as themselves. In fact, the bottom of your troubles and sorrows is never the misfortune and pain of others, but your own attitude.

Fourth, the person you love is not necessarily good in all aspects. As long as he has one advantage, he is infinitely magnified by you and can't put it down.

I can pretend that I don't know how good you are to him.

Sixth, confusion means not wanting to do small things, just wanting to do big things; Don't want to do what you are doing, just want to do what you are doing; Don't want to do complicated things, just want to do prosperous things. In fact, there is no confusion in life, only an overestimation of oneself. And look down on yourself and do things in a down-to-earth manner.

I need to succeed, because there are so many people waiting to see my jokes, and I must do better.

Eight, there are not so many assumptions in life. The reality is a real slap in the face. There is no doubt that there is no pain, only to go forward.

Nine, cheerful people are always concerned in the crowd, but silent people are easily distressed.

Ten, wake up every day, face the sun, work hard, I believe that life will become simple and beautiful.

Eleven, love is just a high fever, and missing is followed by a severe cough.

Twelve, there is a kind of friend who is not in life, but in life; There is a companion, not around, but in my heart.

Thirteen, some people are so alienated that they forget how long they haven't spoken and why they had so much to say in the first place.

Fourteen, time is so precious, but we are gone forever.

Fifteen, I am not a child, I am not so easy to coax. Don't think that a flattering smile can erase the scars left by sharp words in your heart.

Sixteen, the cold and hot concern around you is like your unpredictable mood, and the pressure is too disturbing; Too cold and distant will alienate people; Forgive my heartlessness, because I'm not in the mood.

Seventeen, I didn't know how insignificant my sadness was until I met many people and saw many things. Everyone's life is full of loopholes, from loopholes to the excitement of ordinary efforts. This is the best greatness. It doesn't have to be drastic to change the world, but small steps can still shine.

Eighteen, the rainy season, happiness began to collapse.

Nineteen, you can't see the side of others, which is usually his truest place.

Twenty-one, a person who doesn't work hard, others want to help you, but can't find where your hand is.

Twenty-two, you are very good, the only bad thing is that you are too good to me.

Twenty-three, some people, when you have power and influence, are by your side, but you leave, or have no power and influence, but they hide far away. When you read him, you must understand him, because he once praised you for a certain need. Since you don't have that ability, there is no need to sing any hymns for you. Here, you need to calm down and think about whether you trusted others too much in the past.

Twenty-four, the distance between heart and heart is not far, as long as communication; It is not difficult to wait for love and affection, as long as you are tolerant. Destiny needs your heart to have; Feelings must be sincere to last forever.

Talk about 24 super humorous QQ spaces.

1) I earned 200 million yuan, one with amnesia and one with memory.

2) Someone asked me what's the difference between senior three and senior four? I wrote a Cao on a piece of paper, and then asked gay friends, a senior, what was it? Gay friends said, damn it. I also asked my senior three, what is this? It is called calcium oxide, also called quicklime, which can react with water. Calcium is divalent. ...

3) Before disfiguring a woman, I threw a bottle of makeup remover in her face. To disfigure a woman now is to uninstall Meitu Xiu Xiu from her mobile phone while she is not paying attention.

4) These days, women are more and more masculine, men are more and more sissy, children are more and more mature, but adults are beginning to pretend to be pure.

5) When I was in college, I often went door-to-door to sell facial cleanser. One day, I asked a buddy: What do you usually wash your face with? The buddy replied: water. The salesman asked again: besides water? A: Hands.

6) Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

7) When I often sleep, I suddenly wake up when my body shakes. So I went to Baidu to talk about "the cause of sudden body shaking during sleep", and then an answer was: the sudden shaking during sleep is that the nervous system finds that you suddenly fell asleep and didn't move for a long time. It thought you were dead, so it moved to see if you were dead. ...

8) Actually, I think the summer homework named "Happy Summer Vacation" is the same as the cigarette case that says "Smoking is harmful to health".

9) Do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I want to eat, sleep and work, and I really want to say to you … Pay back the money quickly.

10) A photo, you said you liked me. You think you are in Taobao?

1 1) oh, my god! If you can't make me thin! Let my friends around me get fat!

12) before preparing for military training, a man was suddenly pulled into the team by our instructor, and the whole playground was watching him at once. The instructor kicked him in the stomach: is it a man to be late without wearing training clothes? Very typical. Two hours after the dissolution, the instructor asked him: What's your name? He cried with a wow: I am the woman who lives next door to me upstairs. . . Just coming down for a walk.

QQ funny mood phrase: Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

13) Have you found that many children's shoes say "I'm going to sleep", which is equivalent to replacing computers with mobile phones?

14) the teacher didn't talk in the middle of class, which means that some students died.

15) I forced a college student to have one. Recently, it was found that universities had calluses because they had to wash clothes and clean themselves, so they sighed that "the last university had calluses". As a result, I knew I was wrong when I saw the first comment. . . (Connotation joke)

16) People with iphone said they didn't have pockets, while people with tattoos said they were hot.

17) I took a taxi in the morning and found that I didn't bring my wallet at my destination! Fortunately, I brought two packs of cigarettes. Embarrassed, I took out a pack of Chinese cigarettes and gave it to the master as a fare. The master took the cigarette and said, "What a good cigarette!" "Then I was about to get off the bus when the master suddenly stopped me, took out a bag of Red River from my trouser pocket and handed it to me, calmly saying," Change. "

18) the school is my home, I bah! I didn't see you speak so beautifully when I was late!

19) Teacher Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because you don't understand my darkness during the day.

20) My uncle, who cooks in the canteen, is 20 cents short of me and has no change. I said give me some shredded potatoes, and he said yes! I watched him scoop me three shredded potatoes! I was also very calm and picked up the shredded potatoes with my hands. I said, you'd better give me 20 points ~

2 1) human potential can be stimulated. I may not be able to carry 100 Jin of stone. If it is 100 Jin RMB ~ I promise! Hit and run ~

22) Summer homework can't wait to have a bedroom like a spoiled concubine, but since the summer vacation, I have been diligent and caring for Tencent, and I have never set foot in the harem.

23) Heat can no longer describe the current temperature. There is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue!

24) Mom washes clothes at home, and the washing powder is gone. I had to wash clothes halfway. My mother was lazy and didn't want to go out. She thought for a moment and took shampoo to wash clothes. But there was not much shampoo, and it soon ran out. My mother took out toothpaste very wisely. ...

Sad love quotations 24 _ Every sentence is sad.

1 We really have a hard time. First of all, we have to bear all kinds of external pressures, but we also have to face our own inner confusion. In the struggle, if someone gives you an understanding look, you will feel the warmth of life, perhaps just a brief glance is enough to make me feel excited.

I always think of you. Is this the cruelest and gentlest imprisonment?

I can't think of killing me, nor can many people who want to kill me.

You can meet someone in a minute, know someone in an hour and love someone in a day, but it takes you a lifetime to forget someone.

Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one. When we finally meet the right person, we should be grateful.

7 love is broken, I can't tie it, try to let go, go or not, stay or not, I don't want to understand.

At the intersection, we go separately. You take away my tears, and I take away your hate.

Love is a feeling, even if it is painful, it will feel happy; Love is an experience, even if it is heartbreaking, it will feel sweet; Love is an experience, even if it is broken, it will feel beautiful. Falling in love with you is only a moment, but it takes a lifetime to forget you. Whether you remember me or not, there will always be a tear in your heart that I shed to love you, and it will always be there. ..

10 Some people meet like meteors. In an instant, generate had an enviable spark, but it was destined to pass in a hurry.

1 1 Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

12 You left with all my love without saying a word to me. I really want to see you one last time and say I love you again.

13 finally ended all this romance and my heart returned to my left chest. You are still that beautiful angel, but this time you didn't appear in my life, and the halo on your head has long since passed away. The angel who loves me deeply in my life flapped his damaged wings and flew into the night.

14 when a relationship doesn't belong to you, it's worthless at all. You don't have to think it's a loss.

15 I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time. ......

16 happiness on the face can be seen by others. Who can feel the pain inside me?

17 Who hasn't suffered for that secret love? We always think that infatuation is very heavy, very heavy, the heaviest weight in the world. One day, we looked back and found that it had always been very light.

18 Sometimes, it is for love that you quietly avoid it. What you avoid is the figure, but what you can't avoid is the silent feelings.

19 I can feel your heartache. You have unspeakable helplessness ... but you act as if you don't care. The more you do this, the worse I feel.

Some losses are doomed, and some predestinations will never bear fruit. Love a person, you don't necessarily have it. If you have someone, you must love her.

2 1 I want to draw with you and draw a picture that belongs to us with my heart. I don't care whether it is sour, sweet, bitter or spicy. This is my prime time, and I don't care whether it lasts a lifetime or not. The days with you are my happiest day.

Always need some warmth. Even a little self-righteous commemoration

Since love, why not say it? Some things have been lost, and now they can never come back!

Love is precious only when it is divided, and many people don't know how to cherish it. They didn't find it until they lost it. In fact, the most familiar is the most precious.

24 nice QQ space mood message phrases

First, good men are tired of watching other women, only you are tired of watching them. A good woman is to see other men bored and feel that her husband is capable and interesting. The best aesthetic in this world is not pretending to be forced or elegant, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If it is one of our own, everything will be fine. If it's not one of our own, it's none of my business. Love doesn't need fraternity, as long as it's narrow.

Second, after breaking up, laugh over the past, go into battle lightly, and move on. If you don't hurt each other, you won't hurt your emotional intelligence. When I left my job, I looked at it with a smile and came back to continue looking for a job. If you don't humiliate your predecessor, you don't humiliate your IQ. If you can't let go, you will be the last one to get hurt, and you regret how naive you were. Since we are separated, we should accept the past and face the future with a smile. True strength is not bloodthirsty, but tolerant.

Third, life needs to keep a passion. When passion can make others think you are unstoppable, it will make way for your success! A person's unyielding temperament can move people and change many things.

Fourth, no matter how clear the water is, it will not be clear if it is kept shaking in a cup; Even turbid water will naturally become clear if it is kept quiet. So is our heart. If you don't give it time to settle, but keep shaking, it will be in a turbid state.

I have fewer friends and fewer enemies because there are not many people who really care about me.

Six, like a person is a feeling, don't love a person is a fact. The facts are easy to explain, but the feelings can't be expressed in words. No matter how many teenagers and people I meet, I will never meet the second you.

Seven, when you feel tired, maybe you are walking on the uphill road of life. Stick to it and you will find that you have reached another height in your life.

Eight, how much I love you, and finally I'm sorry. It doesn't matter how sorry I am. How much doesn't matter. Finally, I said thank you.

Honey, you don't have to change for anyone. If you want to be a better person, please do it for yourself. People who really love you will always love you, no matter what kind of person you are.

Ten, if you want to be happy, your heart will be simpler; If you want to be free and easy, you must ask for a simpler life. We can't keep all the wonderful moments in life. We should accept all the shortcomings of life with life. When we realize this, we will have a calm heart. Helplessness itself contains unwilling elements, but when we are willing to be unwilling.

1 1. Life is like the wind, which will never come back. In this world, everything, whether bitter or sweet, is a kind of fate, an unexpected encounter, and what God has given us, we should all accept it happily, instead of involving others, looking down on suffering and being tired, and life is still very beautiful.

Twelve, the farthest distance, I missed you again, and it ended without beginning.

Thirteen, just right, seeing your happiness, then happiness is your happiness. Murakami Haruki

14. Happiness is not a destination, but a journey. Going together is more important than going there!

Life is like climbing a mountain, but finding a way out is a learning process. In this process, we should learn to be calm and learn how to find vitality from panic.

It's not that love can't let you go, not that memory can't let you go, not that fate can't let you go, but that you can't let yourself go.

Maybe no matter how hard we try, we can't achieve the expected results, maybe we can't do it well, maybe we cry a lot at night, maybe many things are beyond our control, but it doesn't matter. There must be cracks in life so that the sun can shine in.

Eighteen, the grievances of strangers are vented on their lovers. This is wrong and needs to be changed.

Nineteen, painless, painless, alive, this is a kind of practice.

If you have something to say, don't wait for the other person to understand, because the other person is not you, and you don't know what you want. In the end, you can only be sad and disappointed, especially feelings.

Twenty-one, forgetting you is my pity for myself.

Twenty-two, to be such a woman: face like a peach blossom, heart like the sea, self-knowledge, sincerity and kindness, keen sense of touch, rich emotions, perseverance, independence and determination. Insist on reading, writing, listening to music, traveling, surfing the Internet, taking photos, sometimes singing, dancing, cleaning, cooking, dating and partying. Amy Cheung

Twenty-three, don't say sorry to me, sorry can only get your peace of mind, not my relief.

Twenty-four, if you don't belong to yourself, why care?