English jokes eager for two people to talk.

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1. Do you know my job?

As night falls, people wear pajamas.

twomentstoodoutsideandlookedatthefire。

"Before I left," said one, "I ran into some rooms and found a lot of money. When people are afraid, they don't think about money. When anyone leaves, they will be burned.

"You don't know my job," said another.

"What's your job?"

"I am a policeman.

"Oh!" The first man shouted. He thought for a moment and said, "Do you know my job?" "No," said the policeman.

"I'm a writer. I always tell things that never happened."

Translation: (simple translation by yourself)

Do you know what I do?

One night, a hotel caught fire, and the people living in this hotel ran out in their pajamas.

Two men stood outside, watching the fire.

"Before I came out," one of them said, "I ran into some rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think about money in fear. If someone leaves paper money in the fire, the fire will burn it to ashes. So I took all the money I could find. No one will become poorer because I took them. "

"You don't know what I do." Another said.

"What do you do?"

"I am a policeman."

"Oh!" The first man gave a cry. He had a brainwave and said, "Do you know what I do?" I don't know. The police said.

"I am a writer. I always like to make up stories that have never happened. "