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Expose my embarrassing 800-word composition.
On the first day, she stood at the door of the classroom with a smile. When she saw us, she gave you a friendly touch.
Boss, pat him on the back. I was so happy at that moment. Just think of this teacher.
On the second day of school, in the morning reading class, the students were whispering.
With the joy of summer vacation, Mr. Zong stood in front of the podium, his hands crossed on his chest, face to face.
Muscles twitched, a pair of inverted eyebrows appeared on the face, and sharp eyes swept the classroom.
Every corner, suddenly there was a roar of tigers and a roar of lions between the closed lips, and then "silence"
There was a sudden silence in the classroom, and the students looked at each other, some curled up and some vomited.
In order to stick out his tongue, at this moment, Mr. Zong's face turned white and red and shouted, "Why don't you just?"
Does this learning mentality suit me? "And said meaningfully:" Sixth grade, graduation.
It's time for class. You should know how to study. "Say that finish with a sigh.
Miss Zong has small eyes, but no matter who makes small moves, she can't escape her eyes.
Once, my underwear was a little small, holding my ass, and I sat on a chair, feeling on pins and needles.
I looked around and saw that no one was looking at me, so I had to sneak my hand into my pants.
I pulled my shorts. I don't know when Mr. Zong came up behind me and patted me on the back.
, like discovering the new world, got to say: "damn Li Xiang, how dare you in the big?
Stealing ass in such an eye-catching seat in public. "Said the face lit up.
A strange smile made the whole class burst into laughter, and I was too ashamed to wait.
Find a hole drill.
I didn't desert in class. Teacher Zong's eyes are like swords, and it seems that
Say: "Don't be distracted, cheer up and listen to the class well." Teacher Zong's lectures are lively and interesting. read
Play the text vividly and sometimes tell a cold joke when we are tired to adjust the atmosphere.
. Although Mr. Zong is very strict, his rewards and punishments are clear, and sometimes he brings a big bag of snacks from home.
For students who have made progress.
Teacher Zong is also a very dedicated and good teacher. He was ill in hospital some time ago.
But she still cares about us and drags her tired body to class as long as she has a rest for two weeks.
I love and hate the good teachers who share our joys and sorrows.
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