Complete works of super funny ancient poems and sentences

The foot of my bed gave off such bright light that the thief climbed into the window. When you open the safe, few bills look like melons from a distance and scars from a close look. It turned out to be a flower. Oh, my God.

There was such a bright light at the foot of my bed. When your mother opened the window, she saw the light and her teeth fell out. I don't take a shower when I sleep in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere, and ghosts knock at the door at night, scaring me to run around.

When weeding at noon, mines are buried in the soil.

In spring, I was a stupid zombie. I went to eat my brain and fried it to 250.

I hate the bottom, I have a low IQ,

If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.

Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.

The coast is green, I am a donkey,

The coast is green, I am a donkey,

The coast is like a dark green. I am a stupid donkey.