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Very funny words and jokes.

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1, efforts may not be successful, but it will be easy without efforts!

I don't know why, but I always feel that the food I eat in class is much more delicious than usual.

3, others are watching, but you don't answer a word. This is called high cold; If someone pesters you for a long time, you will reply to him, which is called restraint; You answer what others ask you, which is called frankness; Someone ignores you, you open your mouth at once. This is called loneliness.

4. I wake up every morning thinking that my grandfather quit, and my grandson will go to work as usual after twenty minutes. . .

5、? Dad, dad, where am I from? ? Baby, baby, I'm your uncle and your father is Lao Wu next door. ?

6. Overtime for the purpose of not paying wages is hooliganism. Our boss is an old rascal. . .

Only when mosquitoes are found on your balls will you really understand that violence can't solve the problem.

8, you laugh a fart, I am a gentleman, maybe watching horror movies will scare you? Who doesn't know that ghosts are fake? I tell you, even if there is a ghost, I am not afraid at all! What are you laughing at? I'm gonna ask you for the last fucking time. Will you go to the bathroom with me?

9. Did you find out? People who don't like you are ugly.

10 when a sister is neither particularly good-looking, nor proud of her figure, nor outstanding in temperament, she becomes the one in her friends' mouth? Pretty suitable for living, right? .

1 1, ugly and poor, what inner beauty can you expect? -I am desperate to see this sentence.

12, fashion, popularity, personality, style, talent and so on are all ugly words and lifestyles.

13, every time I see a beautiful woman, I will say in my heart? Turn on handsome mode? But there's always another voice saying? Your configuration is too low, and the startup mode failed? .

14. due to my frequent business trips all over the country in recent years and my extremely high language talent, I can now understand Dongbei dialect, Shanghai dialect, Henan dialect, Cantonese and Minnan dialect without any difficulty? The sound of calling for bed.