Military sketches such as the history of being a soldier, I am a recruit, and going home. Lines?

It's hard to find. Change it. A: There is a sentence in a song that is well sung!

B: How does it sing?

A: If you have a history of being a soldier in your life, you will never regret it!

B: this is from military history!

A: There is another folk saying!

What did you say?/Sorry?

A: I regret being a soldier for one year, but I regret not being a soldier for a lifetime!

What do you mean?

A: In other words, I felt a little sorry for my intense training and step-by-step life in my first year as a soldier. But when you leave the army for the society, you will find that the history of being a soldier is worth cherishing, and it will be a great pity that you have not experienced military life!

B: Exactly!

A: Look at me, from an ignorant rural boy of 18 years old … ..

What do you mean by children?

A: I'm just too young to understand. Today, I have been a soldier for ten years, and I am a party member, a third-class petty officer. I took 2,000 yuan a month, married a daughter-in-law and gave birth to a new kid. Happy family and sweet life. This is all from the army!

God, what a group of children!

A: Every time I think of it, I am filled with emotion, so I don't hesitate. I wrote this memoir of my military career with great enthusiasm and lofty sentiments, so that my military history can be remembered!

B: Sleep with revolutionary martyrs! For future generations to pay tribute to! Have a nice trip, brother!

A: Let's go!

Isn't this your memoir? This is called cross talk.

A: Yes, it's called crosstalk. Let's start with my XinBingLian.

B: As the saying goes, a high-rise building starts from the ground, and the recruit company is the minimum foundation for every soldier!

A: At the age of eighteen, I was full of yearning for the military camp. I drank cold water and the support was not heavy enough. I walked into the mighty army along the farewell eyes of my relatives and the envious eyes of my classmates and friends! Began my naughty military career.

B: Stop, stop. What is a naughty military career?

A: Recruiting new recruits for the company is the process of turning us from ordinary people into real soldiers. Everyone makes some mistakes.

That's true. Can you give an example?

A: For example, I didn't get up on the first day of recruit training.

B: That's not right. Whistling is an order!

A: But when I am at home, I eat all my clothes and have a rich nightlife. I went to bed at two o'clock in the middle of the night and got up at ten o'clock the next day. Do you think I can stand it?

A brand-new person!

A: The monitor asked me to say that the rooster has rung three times. Why doesn't he get up and do sports?

B: That's right! Time to get up.

A: Should I get up after the cock crows three times? I am not a hen. It's none of my business.

Hello! Bad habits will not change.

A: This problem has just been corrected. I found that there are many problems in our recruit company. I am determined to take responsibility by myself and bravely turn the tide.

Heading for bold reform, I am so talented!

What's the problem?

A: For example, the military uniform we wore more than ten years ago was green with the belly of an old sow.

What do you mean?

A: Fat!

B: It's always like this. It is good for training. Unlike what you young people wear now, you have a small flag in your ass, a villain hanging on your chest, clanging your legs and your arms sticking out to show your navel.

A: That's too fashionable. Ask for leave on Sunday to go to Xigangzi to change clothes.

B: You're challenging the law!

A: Practice has proved that my practice has the effect of rejuvenation.

what can I say?

A: When I was doing physical exercise that day, I was so embarrassed that I suddenly changed from 18 to three years old!

B: Oh! Open pants!

A: rejuvenation is immediate.

B: Not beautiful.

In recognition of my innovative spirit, the monitor rewarded me with washing clothes for the whole class for a week.

B: Yes!

A: What a bully! Why is it so difficult to reform the army? I am determined to make greater progress.

B: It is normal for comrades in the army to help each other if they are determined to correct themselves.

A: I used a traditional remedy of our army when I washed my pants for the monitor.

I didn't know you knew about it.

A: Apply a little gun oil to the key parts of pants.

B: Ah! You've been hurt enough.

A: It's so effective. Our monitor goes to the health team every day to treat inexplicable pain, just like this, doctor!

What's so serious?

A: Burst skin!

B: You are so wicked!

This is one of my big secrets. I'll tell you today.

Who is your monitor? I have to tell him.

A: I won't tell you that my monitor is Zhang Chengjun, the head trainer.

Our new monitor must take good care of gun oil.

A: After the recruits ended, my military training was excellent and my thoughts changed greatly. Although I have some minor problems, my monitor's evaluation fully affirmed me.

How did you write it?

A: This comrade is obedient, but he is prone to terror.

Hello! It's terrible.

A: After following our monitor back to Company Three, the fiery company life made me actively ask for progress. But there is no chance.

You're not right. Opportunities are equal for all of us. As long as you work hard, you will have a chance to make progress.

A: You don't know. I want to be a hero for this opportunity.

B: That's a good thing. Everyone has such a dream. But when the hero's flash is usually accumulated, you have to start from small things and learn from Lei Feng.

A: Yes, I like to do good things like Lei Feng since I was a child.

B: It's a good style.

A: For example, when I was in fifth grade, a classmate in our class found a two-year-old child crying with a candied fruit in his mouth after school.

B: Oh! Maybe I can't find my home.

It is difficult for my classmate to find his parents. In desperation, he dialed 1 10, and the police helped him find a home.

B: It's not easy for fifth-grade children to do this.

A: Parents send banners to schools. You see, my classmate's beauty was praised by the whole school as two big red flowers.

B: It should be said that he is a very good boy.

What stands out? He is not as tall, as fat and as big as my urine pit.

Hello!

A: He didn't play as well as me, so I pointed to where I was.

Hello! Don't mention it.

A: It doesn't take much effort to get shoes without irons in secret places.

B: that's called iron shoes for roots. Getting them is completely effortless.

A: Hi! It's all like that anyway. On this day, I just came out of the office and found a child over two years old crying (learning to cry) with a bunch of candied haws in his hand.

B: Let's go! Is your two-year-old crying like this?

A: (Learn to cry)

B: Oh! I can't find my home.

A: I don't understand even if I am over two years old. There is a telephone booth in front of me. I called 1 10 soon.

You learn quickly!

A: I said that, the police uncle and children can't find a home. Please help them find them. Don't ask my name. I'm Xie from Class 3, Grade 5. My family lives on the fourth floor, Unit 3, Building 2. I never leave my name behind Lei Feng.

B: Why don't you leave your name?

A: The police just left with the children, and a bolt from the blue shocked me.

B: What's the matter?

A: A woman just ran out of the side room.

B: What's the hurry?

A: Son! Where are you?

B: self-defeating.

A: I slipped into the side hall and was told that a primary school student called the police station to find it.

Yes, go ahead.

When this lesbian said something, I could hardly breathe.

What did you say?/Sorry?

A: Hey! And a pennant.

B: Huh? Is it him again?

A: I stayed in the side room for half an hour and didn't dare to come out for this.

B: Yes!

A: I won't make such a mistake when I grow up as a soldier.

B: yes, I can't hide it.

A: But at this time, some people tend to compete with me.

B: Who is it?

Our monitor.

B: What is his competition with you?

A: When he was on guard, he bravely saved the drowning children and won the second class merit.

B: It was a sensation for a while, and everyone knew it.

A: Don't you think it's a competition with me?

I see. You are envious and jealous.

A: do I feel distressed? I am depressed, like a cooked seed, enduring the pain of not sprouting.

Come on, it's a good idea, but we still have to do our work seriously.

A: lofty, don't you want to make contributions?

B: Yes.

Don't you want to be promoted?

B: Yes.

A: Not yet, so I'll go around the river as soon as I have time.

You are waiting for him.

I wonder why no one fell into the river.

B: What a person!

A: Later, I summarized the reasons for the failure.

B: it's time to sum up. Have you summed it up?

I found that I made a rather retarded mistake.

B: What's the matter?

It was winter.

Hello!

A: I think about it all day and night, and I also think about it when I eat.

B: We are all possessed.

I'm not afraid of your jokes. At that time, I was afraid to ask me to stand guard at work.

B: Why?

A: When I called the post, I shouted: Someone fell into the water and plunged into the ground.

Hello!

I have calluses on my forehead.

God, this is killing me.

A: After the instructor got to know me, he talked to me seriously.

How?

A: Xiao Xie, it is a good thing to want to be a hero, but the concept of a hero is also accumulated bit by bit in our daily life. Doing a good job is like being a hero in a boring post.

B: Exactly. what did you say ?

Don't worry, instructor. Maybe next year.

B: It's called never changing.

A: Fortunately, my comrades gave me a very high evaluation!

B: What's your evaluation?

Answer: Call me: burning bricks, wiping foot cloth, chaff radish, crooked neck tree, hopeless!

B: That's even higher!

A: The opportunity has finally made me wait.

Really?

A: That night, bin Laden came to the Taliban to harass terrorists.

B: The more I listen to it, the more confused I get.

A: I rode a bordeaux horse with a big knife in my hand and was killed in the enemy line. What a good chop.

B: This man is mentally ill.

A: I had a great time. My monitor gave me a big mouth when he lost his temper.

B: What's going on?

As our monitor said, your son doesn't sleep at night. Don't say anything while riding. You have a board in your hand. Look, the whole class wants you to cut it. The wolf is crying.

Boy, I am dreaming.

Since then, great changes have taken place in my mind. I trained hard, actively studied scientific and technological knowledge, and wrote several small programs in my spare time to bring laughter to my comrades.

B: That's right. Well done.

A: There is an old saying in China that "seeds will sprout, and no one will eat jiaozi in the New Year."

B: What's all this for?

A: In July of the following year, through my observation post for several days, I found an old man standing at the main station below, with a sad expression and emotional danger.

B: Then you should pay attention. Maybe it's hard.

A: Especially on this day, I was full of tears and didn't know what to say.

B: You are ready to jump. You're ready to save.

A: Late is quick. I jumped at the food from a fierce tiger behind … ...

B: Saved the old man?

A: Where is it? Too strong, we fell into the river together.

Hello!

A: After landing, the old man said to me politely.

Thank you, young man.

A: Don't hug me if you want to die.

Hello! It's twisted again

A: Later, I learned that the old man is a lonely old man and his life is very difficult. He has a sister in Russia, so he visits the river every day, hoping to see him again in his lifetime.

Oh, I see.

A: Knowing that the old man's home is very difficult, I go to the old man's home every week to wash clothes, chop wood and cook, and give him some pocket money from the military salary.

B: that's great!

A: At the end of the year, he was rated as a good soldier by the company, learning from Lei Feng, joining the party and being a monitor!

No pains, no gains. Ordinary posts have made extraordinary achievements!

A: At the celebration, my comrades asked me to say a few words!

What did you say?/Sorry?

A: I said comrades, they should make progress and learn from heroes, but don't take detours like me!

What's the matter with you?

A: Riding a squad leader, playing with a broadsword and stabbing people in dry fields are all things on your head. You do nothing but ask people to go into the water!

Hello!