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"What's the difference between a dying rattlesnake in the middle of the highway and a dying lawyer in the middle of the highway?" He stopped to solve the mystery: "The car will leave brake marks in front of the rattlesnake to avoid it."

In the bar, his audience smiled politely at his jokes.

"Why are toxic wastes thrown into New Jersey and lawyers thrown into California?" He paused again. "Because New Jersey can choose first."

This time, there was a lot less laughter, only a sparse dry cough: everyone began to be restless.

"What are the similarities between lawyers and sperm?" He didn't stop this time: "They all have a one-in-a-million chance to become human."

The people next to him failed to keep polite. Everyone stared at him without saying a word, and his face was livid. The lawyers sitting here were embarrassed by the malicious joke of the toaster and had to pretend to concentrate on eating. He looked around the crowded hall, made a very innocent and confused gesture and said:

"Isn't it interesting? The public must find these jokes funny. I'm embarrassed to go to the party without telling some stupid lawyer jokes. Dear friends, we are Americans' favorite jokes! "

The back is boring. In other words: I don't think it's funny either, but we have become a laughing stock. In the past, my mother taught me how to be a good lawyer. My favorite book is How to To Kill a Mockingbird ... But now we have to ask ourselves, are we guardians of justice or parasites of society ... Then we enthusiastically say that we are not, we are protectors of the poor, we are gatekeepers of freedom and so on. In short, we are tall things. Finally, the speech ended in positive energy.

Can't you tell a few more jokes?