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I want to know how to behave if I doubt that I am gay.

Don't worry, it's no big deal. I was also troubled by this problem.

all right, let's cut to the chase.

primary stage: trainee appraiser-seeing the world with eyes?

1? Even a GAY can't hide perfectly, and a GAY with a zero is the easiest to identify. No matter how he pretends, he has a desire to show himself to people. A sissy man. He's GAY. And I can tell you that he is , also called Xiao Shou. GAY tendency +5?

2? A boy who always likes to dress up like a MAN accidentally wears two earrings. Wear jewelry and keep long hair, then one thing is certain: "He has a GAY tendency." As for how many, it needs to be determined by the influence of the day after tomorrow. Such people are usually 1, also known as attacking people. ? GAY tendency +5?

3? Because I have a good figure, I go to buy girls' clothes. GAY tends to be +2?

4? In order to show that he is very handsome, men often punch their friends, but then casually like to punch each other's ass from time to time. GAY tendency +5?

5? He likes all kinds of lovely things, perhaps because he lacks maternal love since childhood, but such a man is more likely to be the prey of GAY, and there are more fierce women and shrews in this world. Or is GAY's nose sharper? That's right, he's probably suffering. GAY tendency +15?

6? Because of the need of work, a man who has played a female role may be GAY. GAY tendency +1?

7? When watching porn, improper lens handling has a good impression on men's health. If your friend tells you that the man in porn is strong or sexy, it may be because of the angle of appreciation. He has a GAY tendency. And it will get worse and worse in the future, until it becomes GAY. ? GAY tendency +2?

8? When talking about some male stars together, he is obviously more interested in the gossip about homosexuality of this male star, so he may be GAY. GAY tendency +1?

9? Never buy the audio and video products of female stars, he may be GAY. GAY tendency +1?

1? ★ Watching gay movies and comic books, fan fiction, don't ask, just like women don't watch lesbian porn, men are generally not interested in men. Even if you are curious, there is a limit. If you are too curious, don't ask, GAY! GAY tendency +1?

summary of becoming a full member: the conservative estimate of GAY rate in this world is about 5%, and there are about 3-5 million people in China. Then it means that there may be 1-2 GAY in one class in your class or unit. But why can't you notice? Because to 1 is easy to identify, but GAY, as 1, can't be identified by ordinary methods. He is more man than men and can break many girls' hearts. He may be your confidant and partner, but we need more means to distinguish him. ?

second stage: appraiser-feel the difference with your fingers?

11? As a man, he often complains to you that his skin is black again and what care products are not good, but you feel extremely delicate when you touch his skin. Hehe, that's right. He may be GAY. And it is 1, because 1 is not as feminine as , but more attention is paid to yourself. GAY tendency +1?

12? When we go to the movies together, we are obviously boys, but he always likes to walk behind you, but when he gets off the elevator, he walks in front of you. The man who is overly protective and possessive of men of the same sex is GAY. GAY tendency +15?

13? An unusually generous buddy always pays for you every time you eat or spend, and it is obviously out of proportion. There is nothing wrong with him being GAY, but 1, because a real buddy is definitely knocking on you. Not so considerate, unless he treats you as a woman. GAY tendency +1?

14? If you inadvertently touch his chest, or a more sensitive place, his heart will speed up or blush, then he may be GAY. Because if it is a normal person, it will never be so hard to let go. GAY tendency +1?

15? Every time he fights, he likes to beat you, then press on you and ask if you are convinced. At this time, if you touch his face and he doesn't hit you, he is definitely GAY. Because if you are such an explosive temper person, you will never allow you to treat him lightly. Even friends have to earn it back. GAY tendency +15?

16? Usually I like to touch your head, but I have repeatedly introduced you on a date with my girlfriend or on other occasions, so he may be GAY. GAY tendency +1?

17? Men who are cold and absolutely unwilling to touch girls are generally GAY. The only way to confirm is to touch his PP from behind to see the reaction. If he suddenly changes his temperament, then he may be GAY. GAY tendency +1?

18? I've never seen him go to the shower, or I've never been to an open-air nude place with my friends, so congratulations, he's a GAY man. And it's shy. Such a GAY, if he doesn't rape him, I'm afraid he will be single all his life. GAY tendency +3?

the third stage: royal appraiser-look at me, heart-to-heart communication?

31? Women can also be GAY. cry baby, whom you laughed at as a "fake woman" in high school and junior high school, can definitely fool most people when they are mature. "drag queen" may be GAY. GAY tendency +2?

32? A man with a bad family relationship is easy to be GAY. It's not natural for a strong man to cry with a woman, so if he accidentally finds the wrong person to talk to, the consequences will be really terrible. Such a person can either find a mother-like wife or live with a man for life. ? GAY tendency +25?

33? The person who strongly dislikes comrades may be GAY. Don't get excited. I'm not an idiot enough to forget that the person who accepts comrades just now is GAY. The disgust of ordinary people is definitely like the feeling of seeing "poop". I don't even want to mention it. The past is over, and no one will have a hard time with "poop". However, if you really dislike "strongly", you are either morbid or have a serious GAY tendency. GAY tendency +15?

34? 9% of men who like SM are GAY. SM is also called sexual abuse, including abuse, abuse and self-abuse. No matter which one you like, you are more likely to become GAY, because being abused by a woman is far less energetic than being abused by a man, but the sense of accomplishment of abusing a man is far more than that of a woman. Be careful. If your girlfriend likes to play such tricks, you'd better check to see if she is a girl, otherwise she won't be able to make you want to cry. GAY tendency +35?

35? Boys who like the police or have a serious affection for the police are more likely to be GAY. GAY tendency +15?

36? It is easy for a boy who joins a rogue gang or is very rascal to be GAY. GAY tendency +1?

37? People who don't fight back when playing games are easy to be GAY, and people who don't fight back are likely to be GAY. If you find that your friend deliberately stands still and lets others get the lead when playing king of fighters to show his superb skills, then he will easily be GAY. If you want to be further sure, just take a look at his stride. If he has an erection, or has unknown wetness, I can tell you that he is 1% GAY and abused No.. GAY tendency +1?

38? Men who like women to play roles are easy to be GAY. Boys who like to play the "paper doll" system are easy to be GAY. GAY tendency +15?

39? The man who loves sports programs but hates sports himself may be GAY. It's easy for a man who likes shemale to be GAY? In short: "The meaning of drunkenness is not in wine" GAY tendency +25?

4? ★ [porn is GAY theory] Men who like to watch porn are more likely to be GAY. As for why it is so simple that no one can explain it, if you watch 1 porn movies in a row, can't you get an erection every time you watch porn without masturbating? So if you see 15 movies, then normal "fried rice" can't satisfy you? So, if you have a strong desire around you, please ask for more happiness. ? GAY tendency +4?

Four turns summary: Comrade, a smile can be charming, and such people affectionately call him a sister. Xiaoshou is really popular. Gays can wear leather all over their bodies, and rough and unrestrained men are full of flavor. Motorcycle, handsome, cold and arrogant smile, knife-cut face, such people call him No.1. Such a person can't be identified at all, and more often it is surprising. How is it possible! He's GAY! It's a pity that in real life, is very smooth and non-aggressive, and they can be brothers and sisters, but "they" are coldly treated by the world, which is unfair. There are no aggressive groups, and people who are eager for enthusiasm are generally despised. So those who dare to go to GAY parades and dare to say out loud, "Look at me, I am a gay" are really pitiful. ?

And those iron-blooded men who you really regard as friends and buddies, if one day his true nature is exposed, I'm afraid ... I will continue to teach you more advanced identification methods to identify No.1 around you. Protect your last virgin land. ?

the fifth stage: preventing and eliminating every other circle-sadness is also a touching song?

51? Men who don't like to play with their dicks in the shower are more likely to be GAY. Boys who refuse to masturbate are more likely to be GAY. GAY tendency +1?

52? Men who are sensitive to GAY topics are generally gay. GAY tendency +1?

53? People who like to use the phrase "why men can't" as a mantra are more likely to be GAY. GAY tendency +3?

54? Men who like it, but don't delve into it too much, generally know 3-4 kinds of musical instruments, or can paint, or know various arts are more likely to be GAY. Men who prefer UFO ghosts, astrology, and other fantasy topics are more likely to be GAY. GAY tendency +5?

55? Men who like pets are more likely to be GAY, and they are more likely to be GAY if they love to make very intimate moves with pets! Why? Because GAY is generally lonely, no matter No.1 or No., there is a puppy or kitten who will never tell his secret. They often regard them as their closest friends. If you find that you are worse than his dog in your boyfriend's heart, you should understand something. GAY tendency +15?

56? It is easier to accept the trendy Kazakhs, and it is easier to be GAY. GAY is the one who is more receptive to trendy art. GAY tendency +5?

57? Boys who are nurtured in a male environment are more likely to be GAY, and the GAY ratio in the army, hospitals, boys' schools and prisons remains high, which is an example. GAY tendency +25?

58? The boy who loves to cry is GAY. GAY tendency +15?

59? The autocratic boy is GAY. GAY tendency +15?

6? The boy who pays too much attention to appearance is GAY. Since ancient times, GAY men have been beautiful, and the appearance association is naturally gay's world. Of course, it must be firmly said here that it is not necessarily GAY for a boy to be beautiful, but if he can dress up, his tendency will be very high. GAY tendency +25?

five turns summary: identifying comrades is actually very simple. The most direct and effective way is to say, "Look at me, I'm a GAY." If you dare not joke half-truths, I advise you to see a psychologist. But if you intend to use such a sentence to trap each other, the effect will be very great.

finally, see if you have any reaction to him (sorry, I like him very much. )