English sketch script for two people at Christmas

Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a kingdom called XX, in which lived a king's family and some servants, but the king and queen had no children. ...

The Queen prayed: God, please give me a child with white skin and red lips ~PS: I want a boy!

Narrator: God heard the queen's prayer, so he sent a crow to bring a baby to the queen.

Crow on stage: fool, fool, fool ... (walk-on, leave a baby)

The queen shouted in surprise: Anna, come and see, this is a gift from heaven ~

The king came to power: God, what a beautiful child, dear, I think he should be called XX ~

The Queen objected: No, I think XX is better.

The king held out his hand: all right then ~ as usual!

The queen and the king guess fists: stones, scissors and cloth!

The queen looked at the child with joy: Oh yeah ~ Dear XX, your name will be XX in the future ~ (I am sweating in XX ~)

The king announced: In order to celebrate my old age, I will entertain all the people in the world. Come on, let's have a three-day and three-night water feast!

A finance minister shouted: Your Majesty, we want wages!

With a wave of the king's hand, the finance director was dragged down by the soldiers.

The king mused, it seems that we should only invite some important people. ...

Narrator: So the king and queen invited a fairy group called "Thirteen o'clock" to baptize the princess.

Fairy 1: I gave the little princess unparalleled beauty like me! (narrator: vomiting ~)

Fairy 2: I gave the little princess unparalleled wisdom, just like me! (Narrator: 8+8=? Fairy 2 answered without thinking: 27! )

Fairy 3: I, I gave it to the little princess, nothing, incomparable, mouth, eloquence ... (narrator comes up directly to paste the plaster)

Fairy 4: I gave the little princess the same gentle temperament as me, oh alive ~ (three laughter ~)

Fairy 5: I gave the little princess a kind heart! (take the draftsman insidiously, I nail I nail I nail ~)

Fairy 6: I gave the little princess an upright and brave heart! Cosey came to visit! (or punish evil on behalf of the moon, or you can ~ the key is action! (Narrator: Ah, cockroach ~ Fairy 6: Help ~ Run away instantly ~)

Fairy 7: I gave the little princess a figure that will never change shape! (Photo of an elephant passing by here ~)

Fairy 8: I want to give the little princess a nice voice! (the sawing machine legs sound backstage ~)

Fairy 9: I gave the little princess endless money! (the king nods: it's still practical ~)

Fairy 10: I will bless the little princess to be loved by the people forever!

Fairy 1 1: I will give the little princess happiness!

Fairy 12: I want to give the little princess our thinking logic of "13 points" combination! Oh, alive ~ (everyone's wish: ... Yamada ...)

Fairy 13: I want to give it to the little princess ...

Narrator: Just when the last fairy wanted to give her a blessing, suddenly there was lightning and thunder, and the world changed (with an unusually heavy tone ~)

Unknown person 1 debut: in order to prevent the world from being broken ~ ~ bad (shake a few times ~)

Nobody 2: in order to maintain world peace (continue to shake ~)

1: the exchange of love and truth and evil

2: hateful and annoying little people!

1 point yourself: X witch.

Pointing at yourself: followers. ...

1。 2 embrace together: we are the X group that shuttles through xyz! !

1 Reach out and look forward to: black hole, black tomorrow is waiting for us!

Crow walk-on: That's it! Fool ~ fool ~

Narrator panic: something bad happened and an evil witch appeared!

Witch: I was not invited to such a big party, the most handsome and charming witch in the universe? !

King: Because you always move, so. ...

The witch waved her hand and said, defense is useless! Since everyone gave the little princess a present, I'll give her one ~ (Dangdang Dangdang ~ drumming with the waiter ~) The little princess really lives a carefree life, but on her 16 birthday, she will choke to death on a banana, wow, hahahaha ~ ~ ~ choke to death ~ ~

Narrator: Stop, stop, shouldn't you be stabbed to death by a spinning wheel?

Witch: Do you have a spinning wheel at home?

Narrator: Nothing!

Witch: What age is it? Change something ~

Narrator: But ...

Witch (threat): When I say choke, I mean choke. I'll bite you to death if you talk nonsense again ~

Narrator: So, the poor princess was cursed by the hateful witch!

Witch in high spirits: You are the wind, I am the sand, haunting the world ... (Quit ~)

The king and queen are worried: what should we do? My poor child is cursed. ...

Fairy 13: Please don't worry, my blessing hasn't been sent yet.

King: Then why don't you send it?

Fairy 13 shy: because my hotline is busy here ~

Queen: please ask the fairy to lift the witch's curse quickly ~

Fairy 13: OK ~ My blessing is that the little princess will choke on a banana on 16' s birthday, but she won't die, but she will sleep until a prince who really loves her appears and kisses her, and then the little princess will wake up and live happily forever.

King: Why not lift the witch's curse at once?

Fairy 13 handshake: because it is more romantic ~

Everyone rushed in: hit you, sadist ...

Narrator: Please ignore the violent scenes automatically. Time flies. In a blink of an eye, Princess 16 years old. She is really beautiful and kind, and is a model of a good wife and mother at home ~

The princess jumps on the stage: I am a girl, a beautiful girl ~

Send half first, and then talk about the rest ~ find someone to settle accounts.

Once upon a time, there was a kingdom called XX, in which lived a royal family with some servants, but the king and queen had no children. ......

Queen-like prayer: Oh God, please give me a skin as white as snow and lips as red as a child's blood ~ PS: I want a boy!

Voice: God heard the queen's prayer, so he sent a crow to bring a baby to the queen.

Crow Play: Fool, Fool, Fool ... (A walk-on player leaves the market, leaving a treasure)

The queen exclaimed in surprise: Anna A. Come and see, this is a gift from God ~

The king plays: Oh, my God, he is really a beautiful child, my dear, I think we should call him XX ~

The queen objected: no, I think it's better to call XX.

Hand king: hmm ~ as usual!

Guess the queen and king of finger games: stone, scissors, cloth!

The queen jumped up with joy when she looked at the children: Oh, yes ~ Dear XX, your name will be XX from now on ~ (XX My sweat of XX ~)

The king announced: In order to celebrate the arrival of my old son and me, I want all the people in the world to enjoy themselves. Come on, show a Liu Shui Xi for three days and three nights!

A financial executive cried: Your Majesty, we must pay!

The king of the wave, the treasurer was dragged away by the soldiers.

King-like meditation: It seems that the heavyweight is lighter. ......

Voice-over: So, the king and queen were invited to be the "13:00" of the fairy group to serve the princess's baptism.

Fairy 1: I gave the little princess and unparalleled beauty like me! (voiceover: vomiting ~)

Fairy 2: I gave the little princess unparalleled wisdom, just like me! (voiceover: 8 +8 =? Fairy 2 answered without thinking: 27! )

Fairy 3: I, I gave it to the little princess, no, no, and mouth, eloquence ... (directly described on plaster)

Fairy 4: I gave the little princess the same gentle temperament as me, and she was vivid ~ (San Xiao ~)

Fairy 5: I gave the little princess a kind heart! (sinister draftsman, I have my nails, my nails, my nails ~)

Fairy 6: I gave the little princess an upright and brave heart! P. Doxey, come and visit! (or punish evil on behalf of the moon, or you can ~ the key is action! (Voiceover: Ah, cockroach ~ Fairy 6: Help ~ It doesn't matter if you run away in an instant ~)

Fairy 7: I have never deformed the princess's body at all! (Photo of the elephant walking this time ~)

Fairy 8: I want to present a wonderful little princess's voice! (The background sounds like sawing legs ~)

Fairy 9: I have given the little princess endless money! (the king nods: it's better to ignore this practical point ~)

Fairy 10: I will always bless the little princess that the people love!

Fairy 1 1: Give me a happy little princess!

Fairy 12: I want to give our little princess "13 points" combinatorial logic! Oh, alive ~ (everyone is begging: ... Mayadag ...)

Fairy 13: I want to give a gift to the little princess. ......

Voice: I was finally blessed by a little gift from an elf princess when suddenly lightning struck and the world changed suddenly (with an unusually heavy tone ~)

The debut of the unknown: in order to prevent the world from being broken ~ ~ broken (shaking a few more ~)

Unknown figure 2: to maintain the world ~ ~ flat (continuous shaking ~)

1: Love Words and True Evil

Another annoying villain!

One pointed at him: witch X.

Similarly, point to myself: children of Milton. ......

1。 2 embrace together: we shuttle in the xyz combination of x! !

It looks like an outstretched arm: a black hole waiting for our tomorrow!

Crows play a small role: that way! Fool ~ fool ~

Voice frightened: the villain, the evil witch appeared!

Witch: Such a big surprise, you didn't invite me to be the first romantic witch in the universe, handsome and gentle? !

King: That's because you move gently, so ......

The witch waved her hand: excuses are useless! Just like we all gave gifts to the little princess, I also gave them later ~ (Dangdang ~ the waiter knocked on the tambourine ing ~) The little princess really lived a carefree life, but on 16 birthday, she choked to death on a banana, and Guwahati choked to death.

Voice-over: Stop, stop, shouldn't a spinning wheel be stabbed to death?

Witch: Do you have a spinning wheel at home?

Schreiber: There's the wood!

Witch: What age is it? Change something ~

Voice: But ......

Witch (threat): I said choking is choking. If you talk nonsense again, I will bite you ~

As a result, the poor princess was cursed by the hateful witch!

Witch in high spirits: You are the wind, I am the sand, and chan chan goes around the world ... (Quit ~)

The king and queen are worried: what should we do? My poor child was cursed in surprise. ......

Fairy 13: Please don't worry, I haven't sent my blessing to it yet.

King: Then why don't you send it?

Fairy 13 timid: because my hotline is busy here ~

Queen: please ask the fairy to lift the witch's curse quickly ~

Fairy 13: OK ~ My blessing is this: The little princess will choke to death on a banana on 16' s birthday, but she won't die, but will sleep until a prince who really loves her appears to kiss her, then the little princess will wake up and live happily forever.

King: Why not suddenly lift the witch's curse?

Fairy 13 shake hands: because it's more romantic ~

Everyone stood up and went crazy: you are abusive. ......

Voice: Please ignore the violent scenes automatically. Time flies quickly. In a blink of an eye, Princess Margaret is 16 years old. She is really beautiful and kind-hearted, and she is a good example for housewives ~

Princess Dance: I am a girl, a beautiful girl ~

Preemptive strike is half, and the account at the back says ~ find someone to go.