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Six jokes first 10 plus ten.
2. Two tomatoes cross the road, a car flies by, one of them can't escape and is squashed, and the other tomato points to the squashed tomato and laughs: dig hahaha, ketchup …
The wolf said, "I will eat you!" ! ! "Guess what?
As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.
4. The stone fights with the rice cake, and the stone flies and kicks the rice cake into the sea. ..........
Once upon a time, there was a couple who decided to join the army for life, so they made an oath with the girl, gave her a diamond ring, and agreed to meet her three years later today. At that time, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Three years later, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't. Sad and desperate, she threw the diamond ring into the sea and moved away. However, the boy has been waiting.
Rice cake! ! !
5. Is jiaozi a boy or a girl?
Answer the boy because jiaozi has a foreskin.
6. There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, he was hit by a car. He shouted, "Gung!" From then on, he became a cucumber! !
7. The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so I reached out to scratch it and burned myself to death …
8. Once upon a time, there was a bird.
He passes through a cornfield every day.
But unfortunately,
One day, a fire broke out in the cornfield.
All the corn has turned into popcorn.
After the bird flew over, ...
I think it will be very cold if it snows. ...
9. When will Taiwan Province Province be reunified?
When buying instant noodles
10. Asun and appa have nothing to talk about, and time waits for no one.
A song: "Recalling childhood, the happiest thing is Children's Day."
Apa: "Youth Day is in ten years."
A song: "Father's Day is in ten years."
Apa: "It will be the days of the elderly in a few decades."
A song: "In a few decades."
Appa: Tomb-Sweeping Day.
1 1. Soldier: "Thirst ... Thirst ..."
Cao Cao: "Hold on a little longer! I have been to this place before, and I remember there is a merlin nearby, which may arrive in a moment. "
Soldier: "Oh! There are plums to eat! Oh! "
Half an hour later-Coss: "Master! The expedition found a lot of water! "
Cao Cao: "Ha ha ha ha, did you hear that? Finally, there is water to drink. "
Soldier: "If you don't go ... you must find Plum ..."12. A girl is lovelorn. I advised her: "Toads with two legs are hard to find, and men with three legs are plentiful!" "
13. One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"
14. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak meet in the street. Why don't they say hello (assuming they can talk)?
because ..............
because ................
Because they are all strangers ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
15. Question: How to make sparrows quiet?
Answer: Click.
Reason: Silence (silence).
Dear ~ ~ ~ hope to adopt
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