Cantonese joke: brain teaser; Cold joke: brain teaser

Brainstorming in Cantonese. Just try it. You got it? The following is a Cantonese joke I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

Cantonese jokes are very popular with brain teasers.

1. Q: After four drops of water, will it be washed away first?

A: sparrow.

Solution: A bird fell into the water ... fell into the water ... fell into the water ... a bird fell into the water ... and was washed away by the water.

2. Q: The black cat and the white cat crossed the road together, and the white cat knocked down the car. What does it matter if a white cat talks to a black cat?

A: Meow. ...

Solution: white cats and black cats don't matter, they are all cats. If a cat croakes well, it is naturally called "meow" ...

3. Q: A woman went for breast augmentation. The doctor said: two mosquitoes spent 1 10,000. Being with women is too expensive. How much does it cost to switch to 1? The doctor replied?

A: 30% off.

Solution: twists and turns

Q: Is AIA Island surrounded by the sea?

Jusco

Solution: department store

5.

Q: Do plants know how to skate?

A: Flowers.

Solution: flower skating (figure skating)

6.

Q: Is the Queen like baa?

A: Square.

Solution: Statue Square

7.

Q: There is a piece of ham sausage that falls to the left to the same extent. What's the solution?

A: Because the land is unfamiliar.

Solution: As the saying goes, you are not familiar with it.

8.

Q: Can you lose weight by eating wild insects?

ant

Solution: Eat ants thin (anteater)

9.

Q: Can I decorate my hands with my sample field?

A: Hair.

Solution: Opponents whose hair can be modified (opponents who cannot be modified)

10.

Q: Pig Meat Rong sells pork and spinach lotus sells spinach.

My love my destiny.

Solution: sell love, sell fake.

1 1.

Q: Will sharks go bad if they eat the remaining red beans?

A: Red bean shark

Solution: red bean paste

12.

Q: Xiaoming did his summer homework by himself and died the next day. What's the solution?

A: I can't live because of my homework.

Solution: quatrains

13.

Q:/kloc-0 per chicken,/kloc-0 per goose,/kloc-0 per duck. What's the solution?

A: Elegant.

Solution: Goose has many branches.

14.

Q: Yu Danfen has fish eggs, beef brisket powder has beef brisket ... Babaa wild powder has ice cream?

A: Seven.

Solution: near sound

15.

Q: Xiaoming ran the green light to cross the road and was finally killed by a car.

A: The green light suddenly turned red.

Solution: Lyrics

16.

Q: The first theme song of Meteor Garden is Meteor Shower. What is the first theme song of Tao Tao Garden?

A: Tao Dayu.

Solution: ......

17.

Q: Do animals know table tennis?

A: Eagle.

Solution: Eagle billiards (English billiards)

18.

Q: 26 English letters. How many letters are left after e and t are driven away?

A: 2 1

Solution: If you want to get rid of et, you have to take a UFO first.

19.

Q: Do chickens run fast in the world?

A: KFC.

Solution: KFC chicken nuggets (KFC fried chicken fast)

20.

Q: Are there "chiefs" among African cannibals?

A: People.

Solution: nonsense ...

2 1.

Q: One day, the "Sheikh" was ill and the doctor told him to eat vegetarian food. How can Gump eat again?

A: vegetables.

Solution: Plants are vegetarians, but chiefs are cannibals.

22.

Q: Which key on the keyboard is the most handsome?

A: F4

Solution: Gan is really handsome!

23.

Q: How to create a tense atmosphere with the same stool in the Sanduang District?

Answer: lamp stool

Solution: ......

24.

Q: Amin and Ashan robbed the bank, but they escaped. If D police don't chase Amin when chasing fruit, they all chase Ashan. What's the solution?

A: Himalayas.

Solution: At least La 'ashan.

25.

Q: Uncle McDonald is a big shot. Can he be a country name?

A: Myanmar

Solution: No electricity.

26.

Q: Which two English letters are the most difficult to teach?

A: CEO.

Solution: EC is difficult to teach (* * *).

27.

Q: Fish has no feet, crabs have no wings, and shrimps have no baa?

taro

Cantonese cold joke brain teaser sharing

1. Xiaoming did his summer homework by himself and explained it the next day.

Ans: I can't live because of my homework.

2. McDull bathed himself and estimated the name of a modern literary writer.

Ans: Zhu Ziqing

It is said that there was a famous brand store that offered a 10% discount before. A woman went left to sweep the goods and died left after buying Lebanon.

He is really dead.

A: Death.

A button on the side of the keyboard is the most handsome.

A: F4

5. BaMao is the most common.

A: Normal.

6. Breast augmentation requires 10 thousand on both sides and only 3 thousand on one side. This is a four-word idiom.

A: twists and turns

7. You can learn from the wild.

A: The library.

There are 26 English letters in English. When e and t turn to the left, there will be several lowercase English letters left.

Ans: 2 1, because ET left by UFO.

9.minna no tabo wears red lipstick and estimates a new English word.

Ans: direction (big red lips)

10. When six minus two equals zero.

A: When making six gei gestures.

1 1. Congratulations on getting rich and estimate the name of a country.

A: Belgium (Billy is)

12. Explain that there are Tokyo, Nanjing and Beijing in the world, but there is no Xijing.

Ans: Because western classics are more left-handed than Tang Sanzang.

13. Amin and Ashan robbed the bank, but they escaped, but the D police didn't chase Amin when they chased the fruit. They are all chasing Yashan, so click.

What about the solution?

Ans: Because of the Himalayas (at least La 'a Mountain).

14. How to create a tense atmosphere with the same bench in the Sanduang District?

Answer: lamp stool

Share jokes and jokes

1) baa has the highest wild line?

A: Unparalleled cream (high)

2) Is the first question O better?

A: Strong Cream (High)

Will NDS be better than PSP?

Answer: Because NDS can bend the machine.

Can PSP beat NDS again?

A: Because PSP can bend the machine.

6) "abbabababbabbabbabababa" (guess a greeting from the sentence)

A: Long time no see.

7) Is pineapple orange and Shiro green?

A: Koro.

8) Conan's disease is left, and we will have a meeting to discuss it?

Answer: Detective (Detective Conan)

An ant has six feet. Can you explain the four footprints he walked through in dog shit?

A: There are two hands and a nose.

10) America is a thin man?

A: USB

1 1) moves from front left q to right q, and then right q moves to the left. What happened? (Guess four words)

A: Block (left) Q from living in the sun.

12) How about the big white rabbit brand kissing 100 honey rabbits?

A: Not even a D.

13) Dogs can bark and cats can meow, but what about cooing and meowing?

A: Yang Guo (called "Auntie" every day)

14) baa potatoes are the most beggars?

George Bush

15) A Jun went to the Water Affairs Bureau with an iron, B Jun drove to the park, and C Jun sat in prison with a hat. What are you doing?

A: Playing Monopoly.